So throughout the years I've tried to watch pic related twice because I liked Higurashi and thought it had great atmosphere, but I've never been able to finish Umineko.
I initially thought it would be some clever phoenix wright-like stuff with Battler trying to solve the mystery by debunking the witch, but then it started going all over the place and the workers at the house are something-something and the little girl with her talking plush toy.
I give up.
Can someone just tell me what the fuck this was supposed to be, because I dropped the story thread hard. Higurashi atleast started off with a mystery and then introduced the stakes and goals, while Umineko appears to set up the goal early but then just spazzes out.
Umineko has a fucktarded plot that retards think is good because of its asinine convolution. It also has shit characters.
Ryder Nelson
Magic exists.
Ethan Hernandez
What does that mean for the story?
I don't know a single character's motivation other than that Battler wants to fuck his cousin.
Mason Clark
>I've tried to watch >watch
Nicholas Lee
bump
Juan Evans
Don't listen to Only retards believe in witches and magic
Jonathan Campbell
Which seacat would you fuck?
Christopher Nguyen
Without love it can't be seen.
Owen Cooper
Beatrice is a boy Gohdo is the killer Maria is a crazy evil witch Rosa is the black witch Natsuhi killed a baby George is a raging homosexual Jessica is a literal retard Kinzo lives until the very end Kyrie is the hero we needed Eva is a cunt Battler is the true mastermind
Nathan Jones
If you can watch the anime, at least read the manga.
Its superior to the VN if the former didnt have such nice music.
Also Mammon is the bestest demon
Ryan Flores
havent read it but based from what i read. umineko is a literal work of fiction or book so thats why magic exist
Chase Price
The old man fucked a rich fascist named Beatrice during WW2, fucked their daughter after the fascist died, then gave the daughter's son away to be adopted until its penis fell off, at which point it became his maid.
The maid has split personalities that fell in love with Battler, George and Jessica at the same time, and in the end, it decides to kill everyone and blow up the island because it's insecure about not having a penis.
Dominic Carter
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Kevin Richardson
All the magic shit is actually normal shit but appears to be magical because Maria wrote about it in her diary. Shanon and Kanon and Beatrice are the same person who fell in love with Battler years ago and wanted revenge after Battler left the family and never rescued her from her slave life. Battlers family are the murderers. Beatrice set off the bomb
Angel Lee
SEX
WITH
ERIKA_SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zachary Watson
An agressive whirlwind of ultra violent sex with Bern while Erika watches.
Justin Jackson
>Not threesome with Bern and Erika Beta.
Jacob Reed
I've been trying to find a show like Higurashi, but every faggot who mentions Mirai Nikki has already revealed their shit taste.
Benjamin Williams
Alright I'll let her join after she's become a blubbering mess and crawls on the floor begging for Bern's attention hehe.
Nolan Thompson
Oh and Shannon has a HUGE PENIS
Jaxson Adams
I've been looking for years. There is not a single other show like it. Give up now
Andrew Young
>I've tried to watch pic related twice that's where you are wrong you dumbfuck
Camden Harris
Because they saw the anime only and think it's all about the gore. I can't think of anything like Higurashi with the mystery, horror and fun all in one package, in rural Japan. Maybe Persona 4. Just try the other R07 novels for a similar writing style I guess.
Zachary Nguyen
If you're not some autistic faggot who actually cares about interesting plots most shows are pure trash.
Eli Evans
The anime is garbage and only covers half of the story, if you're serious about wanting to watch it read the VN instead
Owen Jones
This Erika bullying needs to STOP.
She is a normal human girl.
Brandon Fisher
not only that, its badly animated, link related will never work seeing how they did the first half
>manga is superior to the VN >when the manga literally spoonfeeds you everything >when it opened the catbox instead of letting it close for eternity, losing the "magic" of umineko
Jackson Ramirez
jesus fucking christ read the VNs you fucking newfag
Brody Bennett
Wait, what if Erika is just a fragment of Ange's personality as the Witch of Truth? Erikafags BTFO!
Hunter Edwards
I thought that was some bullshit pulled out of nowhere. Nowhere in the VN was that hinted.
Ethan Ward
So he was gay right?
Sebastian Nguyen
The four siblings: want to get out of their difficult financial situations Krauss: wants to keep Kinzo's death a secret Rosa: wants some D George: wants some pussy that he doesn't know isn't there Jessica: wants some D that she doesn't know isn't there Yasu: wants to end his/her shitty existence in a bombastic way Maria: wants to have fun Genji, Kumasawa, Gouda, Nanjou: hell if I know, money?
Aiden Cox
>unironically defending the shitfest that was VN EP8 People had figured out Umineko by EP4 anyways, not providing the answers was just insulting. The manga adding piece-Battler's reaction to Shannontrice on the real Rokkenjima was a great touch too.
Xavier Bailey
Battler x Ange is my OTP.
Benjamin Diaz
Requiem from the Darkness
Ryan Ramirez
>Jessica is a literal retard Why?
Cooper Thompson
Battler x Erika > Battler x Ange > Battler x Rosa > Battler x Featherine > Battler x Beato > Battler x everyone else
Michael Hughes
Battler x Gohda > Battler x Everyone else
Michael Sanchez
>I've tried to watch user, that's the problem. The anime is shit, read the visual novel.
