Your shit laws and culture is rubbing off on us you mother fuckers!
Ottawa, January 5, 2018
>1. This Notice is to advise interested parties that the Canadian International Trade Tribunal (CITT) has rendered a decision in Appeal No. AP-2017-012, T. LaPlante v. President of the Canada Border Services Agency regarding knives which open automatically by centrifugal force (centrifugal knives). >2. In accordance with subsection 84(1) of the Criminal Code and the CITT’s recent decision in T. LaPlante, the CBSA resolves that centrifugal knives will be classified as prohibited weapons if the following conditions are met:
>a knife has a blade that opens by centrifugal force, when the blade is released from the handle into the fully ejected and locked position with a simple and brisk outwardly flick of the wrist; and >it includes knives that require some preliminary or simultaneous minimal manipulation of either a flipper or other non-edged parts of the blade.
Who was the tard that came up with the idea that blades under a certain length aren't just as deadly as larger ones?
Logan Russell
A woman
Jaxson Watson
The TSA. You know, the agency that misses 95% of weapons brought through checkpoints.
Adrian Garcia
In the UK it's a 6 inch blade lol
Basically Canada saw our terrible laws and said "we can outdo this"
Owen Thompson
You will not unsheath us!
Andrew Howard
Lol I forgot to say the PIC was unrelated
This PIC related is the ban
a knife has a blade that opens by centrifugal force, when the blade is released from the handle into the fully ejected and locked position with a simple and brisk outwardly flick of the wrist; and
>it includes knives that require some preliminary or simultaneous minimal manipulation of either a flipper or other non-edged parts of the blade.
Caleb Robinson
I don't understand, can they have cooking knives?
Carson Campbell
Pic has nothing to do with the link.
Jace Evans
I was privy to some court proceedings where a homeless sex offender had an encounter with police. A kitchen knife was found in a homemade sheathe concealed in the small of his back. His lawyer was arguing that he was carrying it around for purposes of food preparation, and the judge would have bought it had the retard not admitted on the stand that he had it for protection from the police.
Dominic Reyes
Good thing these aren't weapons. Pick related.
Julian Cooper
>tfw I can't legally conceal carry a badass Italian made modern fairbairn sykes style commando dagger Why live?
Luke Harris
Lol underrated
Owen Morgan
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John Russell
Time to invest in a rape alarm!
Chase Taylor
So basicly any knife?
I mean, every single folding knife on this earth can be considered as such. "Requiring some preliminary or simultaneous minimal manipulation"
How else do they want to open it? Or then is the keyword here "minimal"? How minimal is it supposed to be?
Seriously, this country is a mess. Quebec should've left in 95.
Jayden Anderson
That's what happens when women, Jews, and cucks make the laws. >we need to ban switchblades >wait, aren't folding knives basically less efficient switchblades? let's ban those too
Leo Morales
>locks firmly
As opposed to the knife swinging around? WTF?
Mason Bell
Well I know with butterfly knives some can lock the handles together and some can not and are only held in place with your grip strength, which is very easy.
Alexander Evans
This is obviously a law written by women. They’ve never had to do any work that involved using a knife as tool so they don’t know how ridiculous that sounds
Sebastian Thomas
>LÖL knives not allowed for citizens >every fucking nigger and muslim has a knife >they dont care because they probably already heave random fellonies. >result only normal people dont posses a knife press R to rage
Christopher Gonzalez
A railroad spike through the sternum is enough to instantly kill someone and common enough to be untraceable.
Better get to banning assault railroad spikes.
Lincoln James
Its true though why should autistic retards like people on this board be allowed bladed weapons in a civilised society its bad enough you don't have to walk about in straight jackets.
Tyler Wilson
This, once again we are rendering the law abiding tax paying citizen defenseless. I'll probably get stabbed working to contribute taxes to this country. Thanks Ottawa + CBSA.
Jackson Sanchez
Well if you stab someone in the gut with a 1 inch knife their survival rate is much higher than someone getting stabbed with a 12 inch knife.
This is all pretty much moot if you stab in the neck obviously but still a completely severed artery vs partially severed= better chances
Robert Perez
a*Glos are beady eyed subhumans that need to be nuked out of existance
Aiden Miller
Noone will check your pockets if you carry one, only discriminate you if you have it while mugged or something, chance is minimal, nothing to worry. Also that little toothpick on the left is allowed or not? since i have one of those and can confirm that flimsy wanker wont do any damage whatsoever, its snaps into 2 part from a little pressure.
Owen Cruz
>united kaliphate >civilised
Daniel Bailey
> Locks firmly > Had a molded grip
What does molded grip even mean? The mass produced knife scales/grips that come out of molds? Or any grip that has been shaped, aka all grips excluding antler? Or would antler count too?
Also, lol at hunting knife with beer cap remover.
Robert Martin
to wide not allowed
Eli Ross
You live in a third world country
Kevin Wright
Glad I can carry a sword openly in TX, now.
Kevin Phillips
.t has never been in a fight in his life
Good luck piercing someone's skin with that.
Asher Bell
What a useful snippet of information, Texascuck.
Andrew Stewart
I could just imagine the yank running up and trying to stab his lifelong bully in the stomach with a railroad spike to then have it taken off him and getting best to death with it
Evan Nguyen
I could just imagine the yank running up and trying to stab his lifelong bully in the stomach with a railroad spike to then have it taken off him and getting beat to death with it
Eli Bell
Checked. I seriously could, the average American "man" has never been in one scrap his entire life.
Eli Phillips
>Pick related AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH HHFAHFHFHAHFHAFH AFHHFA HFHFA HXDXDXDXDXXDXDDXDXXDXDD
Jackson Morris
what are you doing posting this hurtful stuff lads if you don't cease this at once i'll be forced to give an anonymous tip to mi5 so they can take away your internet license
Austin Young
Yeah pretty much. They've left it with this type of open ended description on purpose its fucking mental. They're going to try clamping down more and more just like they're trying to ban all legal guns in "urban" areas.
Only Americans are the ones with internet licenses these days. Been living under a rock this past month? We only have the electric Jew license in that regard.
Leo Rodriguez
don't try me nigel i'll even make them take away your computer license
Hunter Rivera
There is no such thing snookums, go ahead
Ryan Nguyen
Your country is irrelevant 155994910 Never paid the jew tv licence a day in my life, I have got 6 months probation and 30 hours community service for getting one in a chokehold for intimidating my granny though.
Caleb Torres
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Noah Campbell
now you did it nigel expect for them to take away your phone license and pager license
David Cox
We don't have FBI here
Michael Rivera
they'll alert mi5 don't you worry m8
Hudson Mitchell
>molded grip
Josiah James
>Has a fixed blade or locks firmly Doesn't this alone make 100% of knives illegal?
Parker Reed
length is essentially all that determines the stabbing lethality though.
Cooper Long
I have a vagina, I'll be let off easy.
Xavier Allen
oh so that's why you're acting like a fucking newfaggot you're a roasty newfaggot
Christian Taylor
this is just getting sadly desperate now
Connor Morales
Fuck. Goddamn nigger women had to revise shit. That's just rich. Fucking bastards.
Charles Hughes
I know inbreeding has left you intellectually devoid and borderline retarded, but I'm America they would just shoot them Columbine style
Easton Gray
Hmmm, no. From my experience it's true. .t lived there for 8 yrs
Eli Roberts
kys roasty
Parker Bennett
also that's not you do the with regards thing you newfaggot it's t.
Aiden Flores
carry a sharpened screwdriver knifes are for stabbing anyway, slashing is not effective
Daniel Mitchell
the only knives not banned by this are swiss army knives
Lucas Brooks
Someone who has no idea how to use a bladed weapon.
Hunter Butler
"Canada: it's basically America, just a lot more expensive with none of that free speech and natural gun rights"
Brayden Green
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Cameron King
>The quintessentially British chef knife
Owen Clark
Latvia posters are qt :3
John Perry
>biggest bin that knife posters Have to bin that knife
Matthew Price
they always find a clever way to ban the ''scary one''
Leo Murphy
Britbong pirate here, we are legally allowed katanas as long as they are "hand crafted" Because of some bullshit art / history reason to get around the no curved blade longer than 50m law It's pretty good. We are in fact allowed swords and many different types of guns. THe laws make no sense.. You can have a sword but not a long knife? Oh well. I have my swords and shit so whatever.
Dominic Moore
What the fuck kind of difference does a molded grip make?
Xavier Rogers
Wrap 3/4 of the blade electrician tape. You have 2 handle pipe knife with "short blade", perfectly legal
James Davis
The police cannot do maths anymore. Hey we are going to illegalise this stuff and we are not gonna check our material. Americans deserve to rip us to pieces
Austin Evans
1 inch is 2.54cm Thats enough to puncture your guy or an important organ
Thomas Kelly
>That's enough to puncture your guy or an important organ Have you ever seen an American? It's painfully obvious you haven't. It has nothing to do with deadly, it's so you can't have longer weapons that the police.
Landon Garcia
that's rich, coming from a disgusting, lardass spic.
Jace Gutierrez
Actually its a 3 inch blade... But Canada still out did us