Would you, Sup Forums?

Would you, Sup Forums?

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looks healthy

Of course every. single. time. A fag has to call that hot.

This is a 8 in America.

1/100 wouldn't watch eat

I would purchase a private whaling ship

Daily reminder if you fap 8th times a day you will eventually find this creature attractive
trust me I know and you don't want to know why
just trust me and don't fap so often

It's all fun and games until your Rolex gets sucked into a slab of fat, never to be seen again. I've known people who work in ERs who have recovered the strangest things from the folds of people like this, though it's usually food.

lmao

the south*

I don't understand how niggers actually touch these creatures, like any self respecting man will masturbate to them in private when they can't control their hornyness, but actually going outside and fucking one.
You know how you feel bad after fapping to some degenerate porn. Imagine how it feels after FUCKING that disgusting creature. Jesus you'd have a heart attack and she would too cause she's so fat. The cops would find you and think of it as a lovers suicide then your whole family would commit suicide out of embarrassment. It would be like a whole cycle of suicides.

Somehow, they manage to find the hole and survive, leaving their seed behind.

Hell yeah. More cushion for the pushin.

I would rather castrate myself.

>hold my beer

they are primitive, they are survivalists if nothing else. These ham planets will pay their bills, let them drive their cars, feed them, etc. So they can stay comfy as fuck all they have to do is talk nice and make them feel loved. I have no problem with this arrangement except they almost always shit things up by having kids.

spotted the low test beta virgin

Imagine the smell on that fucking mass of adipose and grease.

Jesus fucknigger thats awful

ur just a gross nigger.

Reminder that niggers are hard wired to go after cattle.

Depends how much she costs per acre.

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right now I don't find that creature attractive, but trust me man, when you keep on jerking that jerky you have to find things more stimulating and you eventually end up with things like this. Trust me man, don't follow that road. I am a clean man now

I'm only at the point where I'm using 9 inch suction cup dildos while watching tranny gangbangs so I have plenty of time left, right?

9inch suction cup dildos? what the fuck is that
Nevermind I don't want to know

n o

it would take 20 drinks but yeah

fucking megakek you Greek cunt

>niggers are hard wired to go after cattle.
The Negroids have found out if they stimulate a cow's ass hard enough, the cow will piss.

They then used this revelation to acquire free cow piss to bathe with.

oh fugg