Little Witch Academia

1) This is Diana!
2) Diana is a girl!
3) She's cute!
4) I love her!
5) Diana!

This thread cause it doesn't have Akko in the OP

I only tune in for her at this point.

I want to tickle Diana! She's so cute I just want to see her squeal with laughter!

I want to bully her until she cries. Then give her a hug.

Kek

I want to fuck Diana! She's so sexy I just want to hear her moan with pleasure!

backstreet's bakko

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I want to impregnate Diana! She's so perfect I just want to rub her baby bump!

What are her three sizes?

I want to sell Diana to niggers. She is so hot and will earn a lot.

Post tired and sleepy witches

WAIFUUU

Diana is someone you cannot ever obtain because you're just some pleb who doesn't know her well enough to give genuine praise so anything you say will just be taken as unimpressive flattery.

Only Akko can praise Diana.

Barbara is so perfect

Why does hardly anyone draw Diana? Her hair looks like fun to draw!

I just want her to end happily together with Akko, because Akko would make her so happy

>Doesn't warn Akko of Croix
>Still doesn't tell her who she is

Is there a more inept teacher than Chariot-sensei?

SASUGA DIANA

Knowing that Chariot turned into a awful teacher hated by everyone would break the Akko.

This is 100% correct

A couple snuggling up on Easter night

>ywn befriend Barbara and change her bullying ways

Hanna is better because meaner is sweeter.

Hanna really is a bully but Barbara just goes along with it all so she doesn't end up getting bullied herself.

Is Akko retarded?

Retarded and also an idiot.

Magic analysis of her brain said yes.

'simple'

i got a new gun
someone give me a cut out transparent backgrounded witch to give it to
would prefer a really angry diana

What if Chariot is the evil bad guy all along?

She's a dunce.

comfy

I'm sorry

Is water wet?

Hatefuck between Diana & Akko are truly the best sex

she definitely looks up to Ursula separately at this point though

God I wish that was me

Yes that's called being a bully.

Bullies are often just acting out to hold back their own fears and insecurities. Things like not wanting to be bullied themselves or left behind or to be seen as weak, etc. Usually because of something happening at home or in their formative years. So you think you can excuse Barbara because you think you've got her all figured out as some sycophant who's just afraid to be bullied. Well, don't you ever see somebody and think "why are they so mean"? Do you see no mystery in people? Does Hannah not intrigue you? Why does she hurry to snub things like Chariot or Night Fall as immature to make herself seem too mature for it?

Get on your knees.

Then she would be the hottest villain ever

But you might be unto something here. After all she's
>competent in combat magic
>secretive
>two-faced

>likes super special awesome magic
>even if said magic gonna destroy the world.
>going to kill the person who wants to use said magic for good deeds.

>ywn get sexually bullied by H&B

why go on

We're talking about Chinese cartoon characters man chill

For that moment when you finally break them down from their bullying ways and they become your devoted friends

I'm gonna bully the fuck out of you, you fucking M.

I know y-you have lewd pictures of m-me and Akko!

HAND THEM ALL OVER RIGHT NOW!

and now sudden moves when you do it
and spoiler them... i d-don't want anyone to see

why is Netflix a dianafag?
and when is the first cour coming to netflix? I want to rewatch it there

oh yea bully me daddy

Because you are a nazi they adverse it with the brexit witch.

Is nobody else not curious in the slightest why Chariot knows how to fight so well? She was just traveling to spread joy, where would combat come up in that?

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Thank god she is as retarded as her pupil. Inspector Cavendish is already on the case.

Here it is

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Probably while learning the words.
I mean, Akko was involved in confrontation every time she was reviving the words. Why would it be different with Chariot?

What do you want, little dunce?

>implying nerd bashing isn't just fun

YOU HAVE MORE
YOU HAVE OTHERS
WHERE ARE THEY!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH

Hello Miss Breeding material. Want to visit our cave?

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Ursula is a villain!

Heim mahou Hitler

I want to protect Ursula from heroes.

From national socialism to communism in only one cour.

BLAM!
BLAM!

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Oh no, you shot yourself, Diana.

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Am I the only one that is not enjoying the reboot as much as the first two?

Like, it's become structured in that same old style in order to make it more episodic-friendly. The cards bullshit I already hate because it's basically just a method of conveniently moving the plot along. I hate the staff choosing Akko this time and just kind of growing itself in her path instead of Akko simply stumbling upon it in what is basically just the glorified storehouse of the school and only being "chosen" in the sense that she's the only one present that's a big enough fangirl to immediately obsess over the thing. And I hate some of the new characterizations like how Sucy was legit intentionally putting them in danger for her own benefit early on instead of just neglecting safety measures out of carelessness or obsession.

No? Just me?

>Chariot will never sit on your face
>ywn be chariot's toilet slave

does not work on us!

I want to ride this chariot

BLAMBLAMBLAM!
BLAM!

Sacrifices has been made. Also with Sucy they had more time to develop her so they decided to start her with "actually pretty evil" and gradually go to "still kinda evil, but actually cares about Akko", you can see it the clearest in the Samhain episode.

It's all over Diana.

One of these days Ursula will get her yay back

And a loving husband and a daughter

Fuck you. Now I want art of Diana raped by orcs.

RIP piggy

>no firing pin
Clearly a replica/deactivated gun, nobody is in danger.

yeah, I haven't been amasive fan of the episode structure, there's been way too much put into each episode, I was hoping since they'd have 24 episodes they could have more comfy sol, this episodic route isn't really what I was hoping for.

and there's a criminal lack of amanda

Kek

let us take over the diana rape

Why does a teacher need such a big butt?

a simple "no" would've been enough
Why is Diana so rude?

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Yet another Trigger lead whose strength comes from her emotions. Ryuuko's willpower, Luluco's love power, Akko's yay power. I wonder if the imashi show in the fall will actually have a male protagonist for once. Isn't everybody sick of female leads by now?

post what you want to do to your witchfu

chuuni show had a male protag. we all hated him.

if i had more energy i was going to
*post diana on broom* "heh so sorry you can't fly"
*posts diana flying with nuke explosion in the background* "just like communists the only good goblin is a dead goblin"

but i gotta go to bed sorry senpai

I want her to be cute and playfully tease me!

Post happy Dianas

That was an adaption like Ninja Slayer, I'm talking about Trigger originals. I

Poor Amanda and her impoverished Irish ass.
Chariot should lend her some, she has so much to spare.

>Isn't everybody sick of female leads by now?
No? Why would anyone be?

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Would you background witches?

BEADY

>That uninterested look on blondie there.
>That brown on the left.

What WOULDN'T I background witches?

LOOK AT THIS DORK
JUST LOOK AT HER