Brit/pol/: Super Massive Anglo Edition

==Cabinet Reshuffle==
>IN
James Cleverly, deputy party chair
>OUT
Patrick McLoughlin(CCHQ Chairman)
James Brokenshire- NI Secretary
>Move
David Lidington, Cabinet Office minister and chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster
Brandon Lewis, party chairman and minister without portfolio

>Rail strikes: Train workers at five firms walkout in safety row
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42597824

>Parliament reports 24,000 attempts to access pornographic websites since election
theguardian.com/politics/2018/jan/08/parliament-reports-24000-attempts-to-access-pornographic-websites-since-election

>Grenfell inquiry severs ties with KPMG amid concerns over conflicts of interest
news.sky.com/story/grenfell-inquiry-severs-ties-with-kpmg-amid-concerns-over-conflicts-of-interest-11199802

>Just FOUR areas of the UK are free from Aussie flu
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5242051/H3N2-Aussie-flu-strain-hits-five-UK-towns-day.html

>Jacob Rees-Mogg tells Theresa May and Philip Hammond to bury their differences
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5243929/Rees-Mogg-warns-Hammond-bury-differences.html

>Cold snap set to continue with temperatures plunging as low as -11C
metro.co.uk/2018/01/07/cold-snap-set-continue-temperatures-plunging-low-11c-7210516/

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How do I appropriate this video for Brit/pol/? Remix the spraying fireworks to SKRAA POP POP?

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>Turbo-manlet Rehman Chishti got a job in HQ

Reminder that this is a guy that went on a one year crusade trying to tell people to stop calling ISIS "ISIS" and instead call them Da'esh

It was literally all he talked about for a time

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Thank fuck Greening is gone.

i'd give her one

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Don't forget to buy a tv license

www.tvlicensing.co.uk

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/ourguy/

Suspicious of the new guy but he was chairman of the Bow Group not long ago so hopefully no tranny buttplug education is on the horizon for now

>Bow Group
Their websites a broken mess.

Post 'em!

Post traditional English folk songs

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Can confirm, met her at a BBQ in the summer and she was a fitty.

>go to take test
>first question annoys me because it's full of supposition
Guess I'm not finding out where it puts me on this irrelevant rainbow chart.

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>this woman is in charge of giving NEETs their bennies
mommyposting is real

revolting

youtube.com/watch?v=aktwjk2NGE4

>Nightlife in this country is nothing more than a moderately controlled and monitored ball pit for overgrown kids to get sloppy drunk and let out the weeks pent up frustrations at being stupid, impotent, fucking, broke arse plebs... It happens up and down the nation, in every town and city from, Penzance to Inverness.

>That's all the majority of people live for. They work all week in a job they hate to make enough money for beer and ching on a Saturday night and then unleash their aggression on the first sucker that steps up to the plate.

>It's like a fucking chimp enclosure at the zoo. Whites turn into fucking niggers after a few pints.

>Nothing worse than the fucking rotten slags stomping around in their slut pumps and spandex dresses getting indignant when someone has the audacity to drop their shit talking muzzie boyfriend on his skinny arse. Bouncer would have done well to pop a few of those worthless slatterns too. They're worse than the lads because they truly think they can do no wrong.

>Round my end those cunts will swing on a bloke as readily as they will nosh him off in the men's toilets.

>God I fucking hate this scum circus.

El Goblino Britannica

Yeah, I had the same issue, but I ploughed on anyway; lot of questions about taxing property, rather than whether that property should exist at all etc. Still, it's worth just clicking the answer which best approximates to your view.

Yeah... Britain might be a muslim country nowadays, but atleast I stood up to fascism!

Who are you quoting?

...sauve-nous Dieu...

Le Lutin....

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Left or right lads?

Neither

You have to choose quadman

They can both fuck off

Right. Left looks like a man in drag.

Left undoubtedly.

Left, she looks like a man in drag.

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kek

>beautiful
>over Justine "practical leftist" Greening quitting

I've read the lefty/pol/ brit thread a number of times, I'm pretty sure they're all American

I'm digging out rows and tilling the soil.
By the time I am finished, it'll be worth the toil.
I mix in my compost, prune my wisteria.
Decide which of my cuttings are most likely inferior.
Now I'm in the greenhouse and feeling quite lonely.
I reach in my pants, my great ceremony.
The sun it is setting, the world is now darkened.
Wish Titchmarsh was with me...
Night wank in the garden.

The man looks like those school textbook images of Neanderthals

Most kids are.

He looks like he lost a game of chicken with a wall

He looks like a britpol poster

*He looks like a brit

are there pics of May's bogpilled face?

Um sweetie he is British the news said so, what are we going to do about all this homegrown terrorism?

>scary spice

Gotta say I fucking love Brit memes. That is a class fucking nickname.

>tfw I'll never get BOG'D.

Why is jeremy hunt /ourguy/

I would have t b h

Igor > Grichka

He's quoting me lol. I posted that a couple nights ago.

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Literally doesn't give a fuck about autistic screeching over muh nhs

you most probably have bogdabots in your body
neva forget

He's like a horse whisperer for Tor...
I mean, a horse whisperer.

tommy poster is a legend

check superkek

brit/pol/ is slag/pol/

Anyone watching the Undateables?

no lad, just eating my 4th rustlers for dinner.

Why yes. I do have a mirror.

>Still in the soy boy square
wtf I thought I was a based right winger now

REEEEEE BRIGHTON FAGGGOT TOWN FAGGOT PAKI PLAYERS

>Just looking for a protector
>God never reached out in time
>There's love that is a saviour
>But that ain't no love of mine
>My love it kills me slowly
>Slowly I could die
>And when she sleeps she hears the blues
>And sees shades of black and white

birminghammail.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/hm-sparks-outrage-coolest-monkey-14126158

>H&M has sparked outrage after an image of a black child modelling a hoodie with the slogan “coolest monkey in the jungle” appeared on its website.

>The high street fashion giant, which operates stores in Birmingham and across the West Midlands, has since apologised for any offence caused.

>The climbdown from the company comes after Twitter users called out the clothing advert, with many highlighting it for being unacceptable and even "racist."

>Blogger Stephanie Yeboah wrote: “Whose idea was it at @hm to have this little sweet black boy wear a jumper that says ‘coolest monkey in the jungle’? I mean. What.”

>Selene Arianela wrote: “This is inappropriate, offensive, and racist. Why is the white kid 'a jungle survivor' and the black kid the 'coolest monkey in the jungle'?

>“How do you think this is okay? REMOVE this and the clothing piece. This is completely distasteful!”

>An H&M spokeswoman confirmed it has now been removed.

h&m bringing the bants

is this the best we can do lads

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>only white kids can be called monkey

What did they mean by this? How is it racist?

It's distasteful at most.

Enjoy.

There’s someone out there for everyone

Some OC

Any cunt up for some trainspotting?

>There’s someone out there for everyone
Nah, I've already admitted I'll never know love.

I'll love you tonight x

In a parallel universe, where the roles of both kids were reversed:
> How can you think that it's okay to call a fucking white kid "the coolest" of ANYTHING. WHITENESS CAN NEVER BE COOL AT ALL! I CAN'T EVEN!!!
> Why is the black kid a jungle survivor!? There are obviously two racist motivations behind it: First, coming from the jungle nourishes the toxic stereotype of People of Color being primitive, and secondly, calling him a "survivor" is an obvious attempt at mocking him for the pain & suffering of his ancestors, who were kept as slaves by fucking whites!!!!!

J U S T be yourself
Be more confident lmao

t. apprentice wizard

But what about lifting? Don't I need to lift, brah?

You don't need to lift but you should my man.

why do i still trust turkish kebab shops but not ready meals? i'm sure a terrorist could get a job in a kebab shop instead of a meal plant

don't mind me folks

He does live in Wolves so I can understand why he would refrain from sexual contact with others

My ex was poontang tho f am
>tfw cock-blocked by your own cock

>Wolves
How is it worse than Glasgow? If anyone's complaining it should be me.

>My ex was poontang tho f am
Stop.

It is worse than Glasgow

>eating (((ready meals))) ever

They're fucking garbage and I hate that they exist.

Terrorists poison kebabs = 10 people dead max before the police shut it down
Terrorists poison ready meals= hundreds dead before the police shut it down

I think it's because kebabs are frozen then proper hot for ages so the poison's less effective but microwave meals are only warmed up instead of cooked by the consumer

Just bought this. What am I in for, teaniggers?

You'd be surprised.

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A visit from Prevent.

Oi mate, got a license for that book?

>How is it worse than Glasgow

Glasgow
POWERGAP
Wolves

Which is saying something when those haggisniggers don't even want to be in the UK anymore

t. never been to glasgow

This is the book you need you bloody racist:

She's50. That is actually top quality for a 50 yo anglo female.
I'd rodger her myself, but I've let myself go a lot more than she has, so no chance.

I lived in Govanhill for 4 years 2008-12, was alright.

Why is Chris
"Privitisation is fine"
Grayling
still Transport Minister?