Why are lolis so verboten?

Why are lolis so verboten?

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There wasn't any NSFW shit, right?

Nope, but there was a butthurt normalfag.

Thread is ded, pick a loli to save it:

Pick Your Loli

Personality:

Loli Slut
Pro: Loves fucking, will try any kinky shit you want
Neutral: Wants to fuck every time you are with her. Does not matter where you are or what you are doing.
Con: May not remain faithful, will try to get you to let other guys join in.

Loli housewife
Pro: Will cook, clean and other household tasks.
Neutral: Likes gentle, vanilla love making only.
Con: Loves shopping and doesn't work.

Pure Loli
Pro: Loves spending time with you
Neutral: Loves Headpats, cuddles and hand holding.
Con: Will not do anything lewd.

Sadist Loli
Pro: Into lolidom
Neu: Dislikes being treated like a child.
Con: Reacts poorly to criticism.

Tomboy loli
Pro: Lots of stamina
Neutral: Will expect you to keep up with her, spend time exercising.
Con: Is a sore loser and a sore winner

Office loli
Pro: Has a high paying job and good career prospects.
Neutral: Expects you to manage the household rather than have your own career.
Con: Is ALWAYS thinking about work.


Yandere loli
Pros: Will do absolutely anything for you.
Neutral: Prone to psychotic episodes
Cons: You cannot pay any attention at all to any other loli.

Ojousama loli
Pros: She's loaded
Neutral: you're expected to comport yourself with the dignity due her family's station
Con: completely self centered

Deadpan loli
Pro: Is always obedient
Neutral: Never shows emotion, always speaks in monotone.
Con: Will never show you affection.

Tsundere loli
Pro: Great makeup sex
Neutral: Will Openly berate you when she disagrees.
Con: Has random mood swings.

Shy loli
Pro: Loves you more than anything
Neutral: Will dislike spending time with other people
Con: Has trouble expressing herself.

Grandma loli
Pro: Likes spoiling you
Neutral: Has lots of experience
Con: Will always treat you like a kid

Physical:

(You may not pick anything from this category that contradicts the previous choice.)

Futa loli
Pro: Always up for sex.
Neutral: She has a bigger dick than you.
Con: Ejaculates litres of cum and expects you to clean up after sex.


Fat Loli
Pro: Great cook
Neutral: Gets tired quickly
Con: Is always snacking

Oppai loli
Pro:Is really cute when she's embarrased by her chest.
Neutral: Has large breasts for her age
Con:Recurring back pain problems

Delicious Brown loli
Pro: Because of her upbringing she is very faithful to you.
Neutral: Wants your baby.
Con: Will always be dependant upon you

Pubescent loli
Pro:Has a healthy sexual curiosity
Neutral: Has started developing breasts and hips.
Con:Is likely to die in child birth

Prepubescent Loli
Pro: Will become really attached to you
Neutral:Has not started developing breasts and hips.
Con: Has no sex drive.

Toddler loli
Pro: Naive, will believe anything you say
Neutral: Knows absolutely nothing about the world.
Con: You cannot physically have sex with her

Anons have suggested adding monster lolis, so if you have ideas for a type of monster loli to add to the list let me know and I'll make sure we have some for the next draft.

Feminine penis loli

Fags plz go.

No u

Sadist Futa loli.

Why does she have an apple in her swimsuit?

(You)

Cutest loli of the season right here.

All lolis are the cutest loli.

I hope that toilet-kun is ready.

Toilet-kun wasn't ready.

I can't decide between Shy brown or housewife brown.

You have S loli but no M loli.

That has been noted before, but I'm not big on hurting lolis, so I'm not really qualified to add one. If you have suggestions for traits, let me know.

Pro : Is a masochist
Neutral : Is a masochist
Con : Must be handled with caution.

1. You have the same trait as Pro and Neutral.
2. That trait doesn't really fit in the style of the rest of them.
3. I don't understand your Con.

Yandere lamia loli

Pro : She's M, so if you're S thats pro for you
neutral : She's M, so if you're not S, she might not be for you
con : Since she want to be harmed, you must pay extra attention when playing with her. Also if you didn't she might do some self harming too.

Oh I need to come up with some pros and cons for lamia loli

Pro: Is a lamia. Has the girl parts of a human.
Neutral: Will wrap her entire body around you when excited.
Cons: Has a long body and is likely to accidentally break things or cause messes.

Pro is supposed to be something positive, i.e. that almost all would like.
Neutral is something that could be good or bad depending on taste.
Con is supposed to be an unambiguous drawback.

So, we have a good Con: May self-harm.

I'd make the Neutral: Has the body of a snake.
Con can stay the same.

>Pro is supposed to be something positive, i.e. that almost all would like.

But you list S loli's pro as "Into Lolidom", Why that is ok but M loli's "Is a masochist" isn't.
If its just a matter of wording then change it into "Loves BDSM" ?

How about sick loli?
Pro: Unconditional love
Neutral: Relies on you to do everything (cooking, cleaning the house and herself, sex, etc.)
Con: She will die if you neglect/abandon her

She will die even if you don't neglect/abandon her.

It does?
Then it looks like I need to fix that. Some of these were made before I had any good guidelines.

Neutral for M loli should probably be something like "Likes being hurt"

Could work. But I think we might be a bit crowded on "lolis that really, really love you". I also don't see how the Neutral works, are there people who want to do everything for a loli?
Con should also be re-worked a little, maybe Con: She will die within a few years.

Shy Prepubescent loli

Hmm, I guess there are too many love lolis, but I think that the "die in few years" is too brutal.
How about this?
Pro: Despite her prolonged illness, has a positive outlook on life that rubs off on you
Neutral: Her condition gets better if you take care of her, and condition gets worse if you neglect her
Con: Will never be fully healthy

Pro: Is always optimistic.
Neutral: Requires extra care
Con: Cannot do anything physically strenuous.

Let's go with shy pubescent loli. Perfect.

D-don't say that user. Even though I want her to be a loli forever, dying isn't the way for that to happen.

Then I hope you like cuddles, user. Because you are getting all of them.

I mean it could be worse. She could get hit by a Japanese truck while crossing the street.

I don't want any cute lolis being killed though.

Gods be praise. Towako is glorious again.

Oh is that so? Bondrewd can turn her into a rug that wont die.

You know what, I'll just never let my loli die.
Eternal Loli
Pro: Stays a loli forever
Neutral: Immortal
Con: Will be left perpetually alone after you die

You sure?

I said that too but it didn't turn out well for me or my girls. ;___;

All loli choices will always stay lolis if you want, or can grow up normally as you choose.

STOOOOPU kudasai.

Though, I am going to watch the anime when it comes out

Looks interesting. And cute. In a deeply dark sense.

Yep, pretty much. The manga is getting translated here and it will be getting an animu in the summer.

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Zombie lolis are cute.

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Damn satuyo, I fucking love you. Please don't disappear or move to non-H like so many new loli artists do.

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Classics as well. Hopefully he continues a prosperous career.

>no NEET loli
Pro: Loves video games, manga, and anime
Neutral: Hard to motivate
Con: Hates physical activity and leaving her room

>no brat loli
Pro: Fun and energetic
Neutral: Loves playing pranks
Con: Can be very annoying

Is this the fabled tomboy loli?

Even better, it's a deadpan tomboy loli.

REEEEEEEEE

What is this animes?

>NEET loli
For cons, you forgot "smells bad."

>lain
>animes
>asking to be spoonfed when you've already been spoonfed source
>esl
Kill yourself, retard.

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I realize that when you gotta go, you gotta go. But I have a hard time imagining there is a single back alley that is such a popular piss stop JUST for lolis

>that
>a con.

How would you even explain that kind of viewpoint to a loli?

I fucking love cuddles

Pubescent tomboy loli.
I like exercising but sometimes need to motivate myself to do it, and she'd give the motivation.
Plus she'd have lots of energy for working out her new found sexual curiosity.

Anyone have a replacement "pro" for Sadist loli?

Any other suggestions for new types of loli would be appreciated.

Oujo brown loli, I want to serve an old baron loli.

>youtube.com/watch?v=AjNPeKgLnC8
Loli music is best music

Lolis are made for cuddles.

>Anons have suggested adding monster lolis, so if you have ideas for a type of monster loli to add to the list let me know and I'll make sure we have some for the next draft.

How about this?

Vampire loli:
Pro: Mind of an adult in the body of a child
Neutral: Can't go out during the day
Con: Regularly needs human (your) blood to survive

I'm not entirely sure on that Pro, but if other anons like it then I'll add it.

Tbh I wasn't sure on that pro either, but most of the pros in the existing list are kind of subjective too. Like on the toddler - Not everyone wants a naive girl, so I figured why not. If you have another idea for a pro feel free to change it.

Sure, but I'm not sure that "the mind of an adult" is something people want in a little girl. In fact I would think most people here would dislike the way adult women act/think.

My intention was giving people the option for a loli with equal mental capacities to them. For me it'd be hard to see someone with the mental capacities of an elementary schooler as my equal in a conversation and a loli that is far older than she looks wouldn't have that.

If that's not good then just change the pro. The usual draw to vampire lolis is that they're lolis forever, but I think this goes for every option in this chart? Some people like the fangs too, though that's probably too minor to put it as the pro. And vampires can turn humans, so a vampire loli could essentially make you immortal to be with her forever.

I could go with her extending your life.

For we personality could make legal loli.
Pro:
Neutral: Mind of an adult in the body of a child.
Con:

>Pro: Mind of an adult in the body of a child.
>Neutral: Mind of an adult in the body of a child.
>Con: Mind of an adult in the body of a child.

Shy toodler loli
I can just rub my penis in front of her vagina then slightly open it when ejaculating to make sure my cum can go inside.

Is this a loli or just a petite girl?

Stalker are you still working on the image version of ?

Stop posting

>lolis on page 10

No.

>Con: Regularly needs human (your) blood to survive
>Con
>implying
Feeding someone your own blood is one of the most intimate things you can do, you're literally sustaining their life with your own. It's super erotic and only a heathen would consider it a con.
Vampire lolis in general are top tier because they are technically superior beings yet they are in a position where they're dependant on you, and them being lolis compliments that flawlessly.

Let sleeping lolis lie, user.

Sleeping lolis are for waking up and fucking.

>Why are lolis so verboten?

OLD HAGS wanting to remove them out of the alpha male dating scene competition because they know they have absolutely no chance in a fair fight.

you gotta have to give them attention too you know!

What about the anemia though? Losing so much blood is not good for the body.

Some sacrifices have to be made.

Yea, but what if her sharp teeth gets lodged on your penis when she's giving mouth-based lewd things? Is that still acceptable?

I NEED A THIRD CHAPTER

Another user is already working on the pink CYOA version, isn't he? No need for two people to work on the samething.

If you see this picture, point out where you are Sup Forums.
I'm standing next to maid Mikan 4th row 10th column.

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i really like this artist's style but I wish he did less cute loli suffering

But lolis are at their cutest when they're suffering.

>Office loli
>bad

Literally I can be a fucking NEET and not worry about her cheating on me ever since she comes home from work all tired and I can massage her after all I did was just housechores and workout

It'd be extremely painful.

Lolis in suits are pretty cute.

>but what if her sharp teeth gets lodged on your penis when she's giving mouth-based lewd things

That's hot as fuck. Vampire loli fangs exist to bully dicks.
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whats going on

Console lolis.

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Remove loli suffering.

The pink one is entirely different.

Rom and Ram are truly cuties.

3 points in slut with both perks (2 points each)

3 points in housewife with the "people don't think it's weird perk" (1 point)

ojousama-tomboy is neutral (balanced personality, likes a bit of both)

same with yandere-kuudere

3 points in shy with the "loli is not shy around you at all" perk (2 points)


Let's see, we've now spent 16 points

My loli is a natural blonde (1 point)

Her hair is a normal style (1 point)

Her skin is default (1 point)

Her chest is flat (1 point)

Her butt is default

Her size is petite (1 point)

Her age is 10


This brings us to 21 points, so we throw in the "she'll do anything in bed so long as you marry her perk" to bring us up to 26