CIAniggers BTFO

CIAniggers BTFO

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youtu.be/3HUWUtTZvK4
youtube.com/watch?v=mlsSiEpZMQY
youtube.com/watch?v=AqaKsU0AjJ8
twitter.com/Marco_Langbroek/status/950509102970621957
thevintagenews.com/2016/09/15/nazis-considered-sioux-extension-native-americans-aryans-2/
nbcnews.com/id/3077830/ns/technology_and_science-space/t/spy-satellites-rise-faked-fall/#.WlPsjVWWapo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misty_(satellite)
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elon musk btfo

... Yeah right

I'm calling bullshit on this because the c&c would have been immediately notified of a failure.
What'cha hiding, glowinigs

it was an Israeli satellite

darn what a shame. I guess we should just forget about that satellite

that's right goyim
forget about it

Based Elon did it again. First time he blew up his own rocket so the jew payload couldnt get into orbit. Now he disables it so they dont catch on as easy.

It was probably an NRO or NGA satellite. They're the ones with the bleeding edge LEO imaging capability.

>NRO's technology is likely more advanced than its civilian equivalents. In the 1980s the NRO had satellites and software that were capable of determining the exact dimensions of a tank gun.[18] In 2012 the agency donated two space telescopes to NASA. Despite being stored unused, the instruments are superior to the Hubble Space Telescope. One journalist observed, "If telescopes of this caliber are languishing on shelves, imagine what they're actually using."[42]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Reconnaissance_Office

shouldn't have launched it from NORKO, retards.

I believe it spacex blows and musk is a giant fag

I'm supposed to believe this shit?

They'll just launch another.
Don't be daft.

IT IS HAPPENING FAGGOTS

Shit was a rail cannon brah

This is a snow job. First, the responsibility is with Northrup Grumman, not SpaceX. Second, it's very convenient that a classified payload that no one will even admit to owning would fail onorbit like that. Third, keep an eye out for either things to suddenly fall apart in North Korea or weirdness in that orbital plane.

the mission was classified.
>Tim Paynter, Vice President of Strategic Communications for Northrop Grumman, said, "This is a classified mission. We cannot comment on classified missions.”)
arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/the-zuma-satellite-launched-by-spacex-may-be-lost-sources-tell-ars/

of course they aint going to say shit. it obviously smokescreen

its probably a rail gun

Wasn't this supposed to be the anti nuke shield for USA

FAKE NEWS

ok guys lets get to the bottom of this. We knew when the shit was being launched something was up....

Is the silent war getting louder?

ION cannon ready

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youtu.be/3HUWUtTZvK4

Simple. It was indeed a weapon of devastating power. It in fact, is in orbit, disguised as junk. This news is intentional, it gives enemy actors a perceived nee window to attack. When that happens, a fully operational deathstar will be ready to first neutralize any air breathing targets then counter attack using sophisticated magnetics. That weapon btw, is mah dick.

It's much cheaper to reproduce something that already has a design?

Come on guys.

That's how serious they are taking research into actual space... just letting the best equipment collect dust on shelves because it doesn't help them spy on other countries on the same planet.

I bet they nerfed the satellites they donated too. Stop watching me bate you glowing nigs

I wanna talk about what happened but *yawn* I'm so tired. Better just go to bed...

>Ion cannon
>Red Alert
user...
youtube.com/watch?v=mlsSiEpZMQY

Yep the silent war is going overboard.

youtube.com/watch?v=AqaKsU0AjJ8

Red Alert 2 was the peak of the series.

Wrong. ZUMA is not Isreali

Also this is a psyop. The sat is operational. This is to confuse the target of said satellites capabilities

A rod from God is incoming

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Nice one

>total loss

CIA hand rubbing intensifies

Not saying it was a railgun, but it was a railgun.

twitter.com/Marco_Langbroek/status/950509102970621957

>Satellite was launched, this is to hide the fact that it is operational
>Satellite was never launched, this was just a test for spaceX and the money was pocketed by the government
Place your bets, boys

This was totally sabotaged by corporate espionage.

the sioux were aryan as fuck the fuhrer was right
thevintagenews.com/2016/09/15/nazis-considered-sioux-extension-native-americans-aryans-2/

nbcnews.com/id/3077830/ns/technology_and_science-space/t/spy-satellites-rise-faked-fall/#.WlPsjVWWapo

>elon is fucking finished

maybe not, but if its true he does have lots of problems

>dow jones, citing sources

what would the us win in faking a failure?
both china and russia can probably track watever space x carried
on the other hand, i find more reasons to pretend that everything is fine

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misty_(satellite)

Stop glowing in dark.

No we've had that for a long time.

...

nailed it. maybe it's even coated in anti optical and radar materials

>delet this
Satellites don't maneuver and just disappear, user.

You should see (or not, kek) some of the active field camouflage platforms

Also, idk why they don't coat their sats in vantablack anyway

nukes aren't air breathing you retard

>It was "lost"
Calling BS on this. The NRO has been trying to make stealth satellites that you can't track via radar or optics

It's up there baby you just can't track it.

They always (((blow up))) the ones they don't want you to know about. The fact that they are reporting on it confirms that it was a successful launch

youtu.be/RViG0xcZ9Kc
It is

Flag checks out for your cucked attitude. Hey, instead of bitching how about you build a telescope?


Then shut the fuck up

this is just what they would tell us if it was a success. They don't want anyone to know it's up there!

youtu.be/DI7tLclZyrE
Blacked
What a perfect cover story as well to have it be destroyed on a falcon 9 rocket. They have already got the perfect excuse about the payload fairing issue they needed to sort out.

This is just like the time I lost my entire gun collection in a boating accident. Shit sucks.

>Being too retarded for a cohesive argument
>Instead points out flag and pulls out insults

Tell me about it senpai, I lost my entire bitcoins in a tragic boating kerfuffle. Really sucks.

Oh noes it (((failed))) goyim, no worries about HAARP tier shit that is going to start habbeding this year, totally unrelated. It failed, get over it. Move along, nothing to see here.

>when spacex's embedded systems got hacked and now run templeOS.
>all your spaceships now belong to god.

the super secret spy satellite didnt work guys... forget all about it. it's broken, it didn't make it. launch of the super secret spy satellite was a failure.

IF, and that's a big if, it actually failed, it was Northrup Grumman's fault since it would be a failure of the payload adapter or actual payload. SpaceX's responsibility ends at a successful circularization burn and at the rocket end of the payload adapter.
>it's actually fine and checking out Lil Kim right now.

something related to project blue beam maybe?

How do i get a job here? getting paid 6 figured to cheer on failure sounds fucking exhilarating.

>faking its own death

and conveniently beyond the oversight of the civies without high level clearences at spacex

Who doesn't want to be paid to troll the shit out of America's enemies?

>its probably a rail gun
a space railgun would be retarded due to the inability to cool down from the lack of air flow and solar radiation. What we want is a Rod from God release platform... if they don't already have one already setup

well that's it lads, Skynet just said fuck it and went rogue.

post your singularity face

they blew it up for the insurance money

not really. radiative cooling bro. the astronauts inside the apollo 13 almost froze to death

Well, I guess it isn't up there and they totally aren't doing anything that would ever be considered unconstitutional or anything like that.

what better way to keep it secret than to announce it was destroyed?

Thats one fucking ugly kid

By all accounts the entire payload was a black box for anyone outside NG or their client. The SpaceX folk only know orbital inclination and mass to get it there.

You know the more I learn about them the more nazis remind me alot of modern liberals

He's a real life 56% meme

Old Singularity mug here.

must've been fueled by the power of progressiveness

SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER MESSAGE STANDBY

ROMEO ECHO ECHO ECHO PEPE LIMA DESU SENPAI KEK

For 20 years the Space Shuttle was a pickup truck unloading enough nukes to turn China and
Korea into a glass parking lot.

Muh nuclear triad was B52s, submarines, and ICBMs.

Muh nuclear triad that Rubio blabbed on about is obsolete. Nukes fit in a suitcase.

Pic of 400 mph Russian bomber menacing Australia. A 1944 P-51 could outrun this menace.

>current year
>propellers

well at least they didn't send a satellite with no software installed

What is the "silent war"?

was crashing this satellite part of your plan?

Those are turboprops, and it is a fine and great looking airship. It has a top speed of 575. Sure, it's not the best thing out there, but show some respect for a fine ship.

>>Malfunction yeah riiiiiiiiiiight

The musk shit is an insurance scam and a distraction. The CIA doesn't use public faggots for thier shit.

My dick is tho

Bears are just how Russia says hello. Besides, we need something to train our intercept guys against.

More likely an emp to knock out the grid

>implying other countries cant track it
>implying by this same logic that its actual target is other countries
>implying its actual target isnt domestic

Jews will die for this. Kek demands it.

I am very familiar with this stuff. Spacex deployed the payload successfully and loss was declared after reaching the correct orbit. This launch was top secret and nobody I know knows what the payload was. Whatever it was had two rcs thrusters on it firing after insertion. The general vibe in the space community is that the mission went just fine and this is disinfo.

Are you stupid or just pretending

you guys really need to learn how to think like a cia nog.

>launch secret thing
>oh, everyone knows about secret thing. oh well!
vs
>launch secret thing
>shit blew up, sorry guys. go back to sleep

>space stealth activated
Brilliant, or not.