longtime Sup Forums reader and poster here. i wanted to share a personal story with you guys.
>be me, walking down the street
>see a dead monkey on the side of the road, looks like it got hit by a car
>walking closer, notice a small baby clinging to the dead monkey's body
>realize this is the dead mother's baby
>I pick him up and put him in a box and take him home
>keep him company, feed him daily nice foods like peanuts, bananas, milk, fruits, etc
>decided to post a daily video on youtube:
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where does it take its shit?
wtf This is too heartwarming and "sweet" for Sup Forums
tfw no pet monkey
good job user
Do research on monkey nutrition! Raise him right. He's got yellow hair- that's an Aryan monkey. Raise him like an Aryan, not a nigger.
on the floor. Monkeys are more advanced than indians, who shit in the street
Can you train him to shit outside?
thanks
in the street?
On the ground like in the grass, or you could put daipers on him.
diapers don't work well, he will tear them off.
who is that indian child in the cage ?
Interesting that we are related to monkeys. Only we don't have tails because we are apes, monkeys have tails but apes don't
It could be worse, you could be an amerimutt.
aren't you an indian too ?
>binker the stinker
nice
Proud of you OP, you have more great than a billion street shitters
I meant grace
i wanna kiss your vegana
I don't have one, but i can do milk
You did good user
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OP are you interested in exposing the monkey hate part of youtube?
Basic rundown:
>there is a thriving community of people on youtube called "monkey haters"
>they enjoy watching videos of baby monkeys getting tortured, raped, and killed
>they also enjoy seeing the psychological effect it has on the monkeys family
>weirder and more bizarre than the elsa-gate videos, monkeys getting cut in half, monkeys getting crucified in mock satanic rituals
>youtube allows this content but takes down fashy videos
type in "monkey hate" in youtube to see what I'm talking about.
nah i don't want to abuse my monkey
comments from monkey hate fetishists.
well done. But your monkey looks like a passed out meth addict on that pic desu
youtube.com
LOL
We have tails for a little bit in the womb, then they go away.
Most of the people watching your videos are from the monkey hate community though. I'm not telling you to torture him, you need to take care of him and do not post your address or give out info because they will find you and take the monkey away to make a snuff film out of.
>Baby monkey clinging to his mother's cold corpse while pajeets try to take him away so they could bury her
You goddamn fuck. Now I'm feeling things.
youtube.com
fucking psychos
doing good work my fellow pajeet
earned yourself a subscriber
Please tell me this is a joke
no this is real.
binker the stinker, amazing
sorry cunt, people are fucking sickos
Sup Forums is a prime example
your picture would be considered white in the USA
jesus fucking christ why are these people not rounded up?
No.
Look at OP's youtube channel. All of his videos have majority dislikes because of the monkey haters, they want to see the monkey dead and I wish I was fucking joking.
you adopt one
psychos
never show him your middle finger or mock him. They seem to understand that
But if you have enough money you should visit a veterinarian to immunise him against rabies
please take good care of him and don't abandon him. He looks almost human like like a little Leprechaun or an ugly baby. Don't chase him away.
probaby you could even train him to help you with housework. There are Assistance monkeys for disabled people.
sad
wtf i love the humane society now
They are all Japanese??
yea i am taking good care of him. Fuck those sick shits who want to see me abuse him. Fucking monsters.
>raped
>Cut in half
>cruficied
I'm gonna need some evidence here, in that list i didn't see those things.
Sure they torture monkey's, but i havent seen it go that far, and a lot of it is monkey on monkey violence unironically.
Well this is just sweet.
This is a monkey hate shill. They infest Sup Forums and like to pretend they don't have a mental illness.
Pajeet is currently training the monkey to give him the 4 handed monkey reach around. Be like 2 elves jerking with both hands at once. Monkey loven
Are you a female?
He spams this on Sup Forums he is trying to get views he's been at it for weeks