SpaceX dumps government payload in ocean, cheers when first stage returns

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SpaceX calling mission a success, Pentagon calls it a failure. Anyone else think Elon can't be trusted ?

after the launch failure many anons came and said they expected that SpaceX would crash it on purpose. I do not know why

>we gona launch secret sat
>oy vey it failed, there is no satellite at all goyim

Probably dropped the payload to a waiting Chinese submarine for recovery.

So this is the power of the free market... not bad...

Fuckin idiots can't do anything right

> Zuma
WE WUZ SPACE MISSIONS AND SHEEEEIIIT

maybe the government wants you to think it was a failure

ELON MUSK
TURKIYE
QATAR
IRAN
MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD
RUSSIA
CHINA
PAKISTAN

You cannot stop our powerful alliance.

Seems you've had a tad to much to think user

Well......I wouldn't be telling the world about my rail gun either. Hyperpower.

It's happening lads

yes. "rocket". not "fallen angel". i knew nobody would find it orbiting

why would I not trust the bond villain?

this, how retarded can you faggots

this

I wish Hank Scorpio was my boss.

Musk has been a bankrupt crytojew jew hustler for years now who made some shekels because the pole smoker peter theil outlawed the jew when he wasn't sucking dick. This is the second rocket he crashed while longing for johnny depp's sloppy seconds who is busy munching carpet. Fuck that bald jew cocksucker.

>second stage failed

pic related is proof of successful separation and second stage.

"here goy, come pay attention to me stupid, unrelated, fucking bait thread I'll link in a random different thread since no one fuckign cares. I'm so desperate for attention or shekels I need you to look and click so I can buy my weed.."

really made me think

Trust us goy..we would never lie to you.
I'll wait til Russia confirms.

It's Moonraker. With Hugo Drax played by Elon Musk.

Doesn't anyone care about the mysterious groups waiting for their messages?

Anyway, listen to the video. It opens with "...as of this moment, it does look like we're in a good parking orbit for stage two..." then it cuts away to audio from the stage one touch down.

Fishy wishy.

JUST SAYIN'

express.co.uk/news/world/899408/SpaceX-Satellite-US-government-top-secret-Falcon-9-rocket-Elon-Musk-Tesla-Mars-space

>it's not seen in orbit
Of course not. It was always meant to be a secret military satellite.

It's probably already in Chinese or Russian hands.

Get in here user

>Zuma ded goys
>quit talking about it
>plz! k thnx!

arstechnica.com/science/2018/01/the-zuma-satellite-launched-by-spacex-may-be-lost-sources-tell-ars/?comments=1&start=40

You can't see payload separation in that picture.

>spacex-launched-satellite-isn-t-seen-in-orbit-pentagon-says
Oh, it is... It is....
Just isn't meant to be seen for your eyes.

Yahtzee!

>powerful

>Elon cucking the (((pentagon))) making them pay twice
Smart dude.

Look at us!! We're launching this classified military satellite! Smooth.

WHERE'S MUH SATELLITE ELON YOU MUTT

>newfag

>Fishy wishy.
I dunno if this argument holds water, stage one recovery and landing is much more interesting to me than "a good parking orbit", we've been doing that for years.

if you have any money invested in elon muck abd any of his scams now is the time to get out.

The guru is starting to loose his supporting base.

Is Elon /ourguy/?

>2016, deliberately blows up cuckerberg's satellite
>2018, deliberately blows up Israeli military satellite

This proves Muskrat is our guy right, ejecting that glow in the dark payload into the ocean.

Satalite was intercepted by the Russians for reverse engineering since it was a super high resolution spy satalite with advanced radiation detectors

lol great thread if you want to discuss more spacex and space shit youre welcome to come chat

discord gg/c37NwyB

"We're not adding anything new to the catalogue"

Of course they aren't it's a fucking spy satellite

Elon Musk looks like he is Chink or some mongloid fuck, he isn't white for sure just look at his face

So the story is that SpaceX folks dont want space weapons up there and the gov. is mad at them for purposely failing the launch?

Elon: mission was a great success!
CIAniggers: no it wasn't our payload was destroyed
Elon: What? No it didnt
CIAniggers: it did and here's a few billion in future contract

>Pentagon is pretending that the weapon they put in orbit doesn't even exist
>therefore the guy who runs the samoan catapult company can't be trusted
Americlaps are top sheep. *claps in american*

get out of here you stinking homo shit
shut your ugly homo mouth
nobody likes you

pretty much how i imagined it, they would have been alerted quickly had the last separation not taken place, plus having the video feed cut was just bonus bullcrap

Lol reminds me of Colin Kaepernick. The dude's biracial birth parents (who he never met) don't exist. He's an arab. Look at his face.

If I was launching a top secret weapon into space under the guise if a satellite, with no proof of the satellite existing, I'd also say the mission failed and the satellite wasn't put into orbit.

You people are really fucking stupid sometimes. When you launch a top secret weapon into space, you go to great lengths to make everyone think your mission was a failure and that it wasn't a weapon at all

Yes you can

Why even announce the launch to begin with?

>you go to great lengths to make everyone think your mission was a failure
doesn't understand the Russians and chinks were monitoring entire thing from first second to last...

Why are these seen as mutually inclusive failures?

Can't the success of one component be good, while the other be a failure?

Remember when space x destroyed mark Zuckerberg satellite?
Peperidge farms remembers

Elon musk is a con man

only stupid retard would do such childs' play move
but I guess if you are referring to Americans you might be correct
yes Russians and Chinks believed the official version.
you are so stupid, hold it..I just looked at your flag, LOL

Elon is just a destroyer if satelites

...

Musk is an Afrikaner. The USA Torpedoed his native country. He's getting revenge by delivering top secret cargo to our enemies.

ACTUALLY FROM NOW ON I HOPE EVERY OF HIS ROCKERS EXPLODES

I actually wished that for him before this lunch, so maybe it worked!!! LOL
picture related, I'm serious I wished that for him