TRUMP ABRUPTLY LEAVES HANDEGG GAME AT HALFTIME

Why didn't he stay?
Is it happening?

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He realized he could watch the same thing on the white house gorilla channel

fpbp

Shitty game. Oklahoma and Georgia should have played 2 games.

"Why dont niggers like me" - DJT 2018

He's trying to take the heat off of Wahlberg.

Is this the fables fake news awards?

football sucks

>Trump goes to mar-a-lago
UGGGHHH DOES HE EVER WORK!?!
>Trump leaves game to go back to work
UGGGHHH WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN WATCHING A FULL GAME OF HANDEGG

Lugenpress strikes again

lol

but seriously. traffic, they close every exit hes going to pass all the way to the airport. if you hit the road at the wrong time you can literally sit there for 2 hours. i know because i got stuck behind obama's motorcade out there a few years back.

U ever think about the massive shits Trump proly takes? Fuckin massive.

why did he leave?

If he left at the end, it would be a logistical clusterfuck with all the fans trying to leave at the same time.

He’s probably got to jam a couple of Big Macs, drink 3 DC’s, put Melania to sleep, shitpost, drop a deuce, sleep and up for conference and Fox & Frens.

This has been a terrific game

>using "handegg"
Go ahead and neck yourself, OP

> Calling a game football that is not played with feet or with an actual ball
> Calling the game played with feet and a ball "soccer"
Americans

>handegg
reddit detected

Maybe the leader of the free world has more important things to do than watch a bunch of man children throw a football around. And plus the crowd didn't want him there so he left and went home to watch the gorilla channel.

Google it. Americans kept original name

>storm
5am tweet storm inbound. Stay tuned...

Kek

You're right. Nigger Collision Ball is much more apt.

holy shit my sides

>watching soccer

The Gorilla Channel sounds really fucking awesome unironically

thats what im thinkin he thought "well back to work"

why sit at a stinky loud stadium when you can be in bed watching it while shitposting and eating double cheeseburgers and drinking coke

fpbp

he probably forgot where he was

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kek

Not just calling it niggerball

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>Why is he golfing so much
>Why won't he stay at a football game

Bitch bitch bithc

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Then what do you call basketball?

This has been the worst game in recent memory. Complete snoozer

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Your game of "football" is fucking boring and gay. We stole the name and made a better sport. That's how we roll.

KEK

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>handegg

Reminder that 'American Football' and 'Association Football' are both called football because you play it on foot rather than on horseback.

Only the ignorant want to perpetuate this 'hand egg' myth.

It's called Nigger Egg now

Can’t handle the bantz

>UGH WHY ARE YOU GOING TO A FOOTBALL GAME
>UGH WHY ARE YOU LEAVING THE FOOTBALL GAME

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>why did he leave?
he had to see a pussy about a grab

Put me in the screencap please, top bants!

Good reference Will

um. that's a lot of sex slaves. how is that even possible?

This is my goal body

Science

>HE WATCHES TV ALL DAY REEEEEE
>WHY WONT HE WATCH A BUNCH OF BLACKS PUNTING A BALL DOWN A FIELD FOR 4 HOURS? REEEEEEEE

Kicking is actually the most effective way to score points in the game and how one trades possessions. Even with modern day high scoring offenses kickers remain the highest scoring players on the team.

>criticizing something
>not knowing anything about it

Your worn out meme is hilarious though. Kill yourself.

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'On March 31, 2015, The grandson of J Paul Getty, heir to the Getty oil fortune, was found dead in his Hollywood Hills mansion with his pants pulled down, bleeding profusely from his anus. Why did Andrew Getty, son of Gordon Getty, the 54th richest man in the United States at the time, die in the manner that he did, from blunt force rectal trauma? And how was death from anal rape classified as "natural causes" by the LAPD after very little investigation?'


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He’s 71 and it was a fucking late as hell game

We would have kept the momentum had he not left.

Topical

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It was 13-0 at the half.
Really boring for the first three qtrs.

You're fucking dumb and that would be ok except that you're smug about it.

Calling soccer football to make it seem relevant. I swear. Manlets these days.

oh for fucks sake, come on. why has he not been impeached yet?

Because transporting a President fucks with a lot of traffic and it is better for him to block traffic when there is no one on the roads then when there is a stadium of 71,000 people trying to leave

Your party had to have it's arm twisted to even have american flags at their convention.

He's got a goddamn country to run.

He was probably planning on making a show over kneeling during the anthem, but when they kept the players in the locker rooms it messed up his plan and he started getting sleepy.

You mean he didn't fuck traffic going in?