Be american

>be american
>get your genitals mutilated at birth
>"b-but it looks better"
>"b-but i cant be bothered to wash my foreskin, so i'm glad they mutilated me"
>"s-so what if the tip dries and loses sensitivity, a-at least i'll last longer in bed"

>>"s-so what if the tip dries and loses sensitivity, a-at least i'll last longer in bed"
Y-You will?!

The Islamic Republic of Europe shit talking the 56%.

If you are irritated over losing your foreskin then there is always the option of going all the way.

It really does look objectively better though, nobody wants to look at a gross sand worm dick out of Dune.

Because you've been conditioned to think that

Never fell for the genital jew. My pee pee is nice and moist

Europeans obsessed with American cock. Typical

>professor Shekelstein told me that mutilated dicks look better so i'm gonna mutilate my sons too!

Europe is over 90% white

Unless you fuck sluts, girls don't even notices. I had a few girlfriends asking me if I was circumcised, when I clearly am not. Even girls don't know what it means. In fact, I was so insecure the first time I fucked a girl I asked her and she laughed at me and told me she can't tell what my dick looks like once it's inside her, so she doesn't give a fuck. Honestly, as long as you have a tiny bit of hygiene, foreskin beats Jewish tradition 100% of the time.

>obsessed with dicks
good 1 m8

Leave my penis alone. I can still cum it just takes fucking forever now.

>tips menorah

>Ancap thinks Auckland is in Australia.

I dont think the point is to insult you, just to make you think about not passing this jewish tradition on

I'm glad I still have my foreskin.

KEK... then these European freaks wonder why no hot chicks want them

I'll be honest and say I prefer being circumcised (I really do think it looks odd otherwise). However, I would never do it to my children, and anyone who would needs to reevaluate their life.

I don't but Australia is literally in the same position, about to be colonized. Enjoy your soon to arrive permasmog and the man-eating escalators

Just no

3/4 of amerimutt chicks are obese. Feel free to keep them

You do realize you are to ashamed to show your own flag right?

None of the Euro countries are remotely as fat as you are so it's irrelevant

Let’s not forget the tri-tone racing stripe.