I have so many bad memories from lads holidays when I was growing up. Drink, drugs and tricking prostitutes to direct me back to the hotel. So many awful pigs. Thank god I grew up. Now I love nothing more than spending a quiet night in with the wife.
Lincoln Jones
My uncle is from Norwich, and my sister lives in Dublin
Aiden Phillips
Not a nuke, that'd destroy our precious buildings and museums.
A neutron bomb however, that's just the ticket.
Also I just went to put the binbags in a bin closet and found a whole joint packed with ganj. Looks like I'm taking up weed again.
Lucas Harris
what does ' going full comedian' even mean Eddie?
Ian Morris
>voting >based Since when is being retarded based?
>my sister lives in Dublin No prizes for why she is there.
James Morris
>ex alcoholic user from the other thread It's not even my friends who isolated me. I isolated myself because i'd feel so much fucking shame spending time with them. The constant reminders of what a fucking dick I was. Just cut them off ruthlessly one day and stopped communicating.
Also I had this weird notion in my head that I had to keep up appearances, I had to continue to act like a dickhead because that was who I was, that was my identity to them.
They all have cool jobs and girlfriends now and i'm a fucking loser, that was another cause of a lot of shame and another reason I wanted to get away.
Caleb Cruz
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Brody Bailey
>Eddie is a remoaner
Tyler Lewis
To truly not give a fuck about anything and find humour in the utter state of things.
Ian Russell
If you want to be cool, you should start smoking weed.
Brayden Rogers
"It's all a joke, lifes a joke...." *Puts head in noose*
Landon Powell
the virgin cryer vs the chad laugher
Josiah Jackson
>what does ' going full comedian' even mean Eddie? Getting thrown out of an apartment building by Ozymickdias for refusing to give pats.
Colton Richardson
North of england and most of london is pretty much a third world shithole, up here in the south is much better and white
Julian Hernandez
Is that toilet paper?
Robert Brooks
D- for reading comprehension newfag
Camden Rivera
sort of like laughing at this image then?
Jackson Gray
I never wanted to be cool. I just wanted to get drunk.
Austin Phillips
Is that why you used the name Eddie?
Christopher King
Wales, Northern Ireland and northern/eastern England are still fairly based. Scotland and the south of England/London are cucked.
Cameron Barnes
Do you want me to set you up a GoFundMe page?
Isaac Rodriguez
Is Ulster-Scot-kun still here desu? I would like to offer him a pat truce.
Anthony Stewart
>smoking an old spliff you found by the bins
C'mon have a bit of self respect, it's only going to taste like shit anyway.
Elijah Evans
>that arse on the one on the left
A school lab skeleton would provide a more satisfying fuck
Cooper Ward
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Justin Ross
>North of england and most of london is pretty much a third world shithole, up here in the south is much better and white
t.mohammed bin deano from "dunstable"
Chase Torres
Yes In case Putin has a Trump Get it XD
Great, well now you're just a drunk loser. Hey, at least you're drunk though! Seriously don't start smoking weed. The NHS has resources for you.
i dont drink anymore but all the shit i did doesn't go away. i've got so many stories you wouldn't believe.
Ethan Watson
Fucking patfag you traitor
Cameron Bell
Isn't old. it's been raining and this one is absolutely fresh.
Jackson Cook
Tell us the stories.
Carter Rodriguez
Then put that red hand of yours on my head.
And stop sending Sinn Féin down south.
Thomas Sanders
Would appear fairly balanced unless i've read that wrong. I think the Exodus to ireland is a bit of a remainer meme.
Ryan Clark
Is anybody else a bit upset that Jo Johnson was moved from his post? I was starting to enjoy all the common sense coming from his department. Tuition fees for a second part-time degree in a STEM degree, not taking any Merkin no-platforming shit, etc.
Jack Perez
Now go ahead and try to explain why you've got a fresh spliff lying in the bins.
Ian Nguyen
*pats*
Liam White
I didn't say anything about leave or remain, I said voting was retarded. But if you're retarded enough to think we "blew the fuck out of em", then you're retarded enough to have faith in destroying our constitution to impliment direct democracy while being headed by a unrepresentative parliament.
Ian Powell
>Traitor. Let me guess, you're a Catholic nordie? What did I do?? I'll give that a wee read thanks.
Brayden Rodriguez
The Irexodus was a Guardian CiF meme, along with the "I've applied for German citizenship" chestnut
Xavier Scott
It's fsucking spice
help
Brandon Lee
*blocks your path*
Isaiah Cook
Are all British women tremendous sluts? I know several in my area and they are eager to spread their legs for LITERALLY ANYONE. They also all seem to be mentally unstable and borderline insane
Come on pal. Just say that you were lying. It's not like any of us really care.
Cameron Thomas
Is that from Corealanus or something like that? (however you spell it)
Connor Flores
I've already told some of the best ones in previous threads:
>the time i got into a fight with the rugby students union >the disgusting slags I lived with at uni >getting my friends childhoods sweethearts number and then getting into a fight with his dad >Insulting friends girlfriend and almost starting a fight
Ill tell you one about the time I went to edinburgh for a job interview
Anthony Gomez
T-thanks Norde-kun, may shitposting keep us united.
Isaiah Bell
>actual Comedian >whomped shitloads of gooks in Vietnam, also fucked up rioters, lives in a penthouse apartment >Eddie >deserted the army, threatens to slot nonces online, lives in his car
Lucas Rivera
I cant smoke weed, I smoked so much I had a psychotic episode.
Jaxson Reed
>muh consitution And hows that working out? When someone can be prosecuted for teaching his dog a hitler salute? Fuck "legal interpretations" and retarded judges setting precedent. Fuck ancient "rights" disappearing such as the right to silence on arrest, and the erosion of right to trial by a jury of your peers. Time for a renewed bill of rights and a codified constitution.
Tyler Harris
Yes to all fields. I am good friends with a female teacher, and the stories she tells me about all her colleagues are fucking priceless. Every single one of them cheats every weekend on their husbands or boyfriends, they drink to blackout levels at least three times a week, regularly shag a few different blokes on a single night out and don't even take money with them for drinks of the taxi home. Don't even bother going near them unless you want cockrot.
Josiah Robinson
The Seventh Seal
Lincoln Garcia
Well that German one was just ridiculous. I could apply for both Irish or should they leave, which they won't, Scottish passports. I have no intention of applying for either. Nothing has come to fruition regarding the brexit myths, it just appears that the left are still so hurt that the majority disagreed with them. But hey, im just a stupid racist right.
Colton Butler
> Implying Edinburgh is anywhere near as bad as your English mud slime shit holes
Owen Sanders
You are always being a limey licker and shitposting us catholic nordies and NOW YOU SIDE WITH THE HUNS!?!
David Sullivan
Go on then lad.
Also tell me about the disgusting slags you lived with at uni, I missed that.
Christopher Ross
>he thinks written code is more permanent than centuries of constitutional precedent Retarded brainlets shouldn't post about things they don't understand. Take your Roman law and fuck off back to Germany you French cunt.
Luke Taylor
>people drinking at the train station at 6am
may aswell be
Lucas Evans
>Edinburgh Edinburgh is aesthetic af we can clear that by hand
Eli Bell
>posting without a British flag
f i f t y s i x p e r c e n t
Xavier Jenkins
Always. Still more culturally alike than anywhere else in Europe. Based sidecar to our superior motorbike
Tyler Bennett
t. Jerome McHaggisfucker Okulawube III
Nolan Taylor
Is that actually a good film or is it something that normies claim to have seen to seem cool?
Hunter Wilson
Jesus, where did y’all go wrong? American women are for sure nothing like they used to be but they seem miles ahead of the old motherland
Isaac Lee
They all look half-black. I swear you're all a bunch of niggers.
Grayson Wilson
Ok Tyrone O'gonzales
Chase Cooper
>implying keeping the Anglo and now the Ulster-Scot docile with pats makes me a traitor. >shitposting us catholic nordies Honestly since can't tell with the UK IP, I generally shitpost southern Irish mostly desu.
Are you the other animeposter on éire/pol/ desu?
What's with the Eddie deserted the army meme?
Colton Wilson
It's a fucking excellent film, but I'm a pretentious fag that loves a lot of Bergman's stuff. Give it a go if you want a rib-tickling two hour action fest on the inevitability of the death and decay of everyone and everything you've ever loved.
Aaron Carter
What did he mean by this?
Jace Stewart
Retards don't understand the difference between Desertion and fucking off from a trade course for an unauthorised holiday
Carson Wright
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Noah Lee
who benefits from a (((racewar)))?
Adrian Peterson
Well lets see, in the last 200yrs our uncodified constitution has seen the end of the right to bear arms, the right not to self incriminate, and the end of free speech for starters. Just like fucking that.
Meanwhile in burgerland 1A, 2A, and 5A are all intact after 250yrs. Anti hate speech laws have been found to be unconstitutional, and you know what would happen in the tried to repeal 2A. I dont trust the judiciary, the CPS or parliament. We need codified and guranteed rights, and limits on the power of govt
Alexander Lopez
Great description user. I will watch it, just dont want to disappear up my own arse in pretentious fervour
Angel King
im not saying your average Scotsman isn't scum i class them as little better than the Irish but they are white they are christian and they are god fearing men several social and evolutionary rungs above the mud slime that coats the streets of southern towns sharpening their knives and subverting British values waiting for their chance to attack unsuspecting innocent Brits.
Kevin Watson
t. Dewembe Montague-Młynarczyk Al-Londani
Samuel Adams
>implying keeping the Anglo and now the Ulster-Scot docile with pats makes me a traitor. Hmmmmm... well i can't argue with that.
>Are you the other animeposter on éire/pol/ desu? No, not me.
