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>ywn be an astronaught in your lifetime.

No thanks, already 5’9 master race. Tallfags and Manlets btfo.

so hes on roids or he has a tumor, or both.

I heard they shrank when they returned to earth.

>5’9

If I grew 3.5 inches I would be at giraffe freak tier. I just want one extra inch.

>5'10 man goes to space
>6'1 man comes back from space

Obvious alien is obvious

if he was 5 foot and he did a whole year hed come back 9 foot tall.
>nothing to see here

They do. The height gain is just your spine's reaction to being weightless for the first time in its life. Your bone density also goes to shit in space.

Once you get back to earth, gravity bitch slaps you. A lot of astronauts have trouble walking when they first get off the shuttle.

That's because gravity pushes down on your height. In low gravity, your body stretches out because there is nothing pushing it down. That's why first timers in spaceflight get queasy stomachs because your bodily fluids are not fighting against gravity.

>Nasa recieves an influx of applications from manlets seeking to be astronauts

nigga please

Woooow i just took a huge shit and i lost a pound of weight wtf.

Deluded manlet detected

inversion tables are fucking retarded. no net benefit besides the placebo effect.
and gravity still exists when you're upside down on earth, dumbass

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Lanklet

it took him 3 weeks to get an erection?

Won't he just shrink back down eventually?
Also are there any long term effects of space on the body?

is that unedited from the movie because that absolutely looks like Fat Bastard's head

You are telling me? I am already 6'5". That is already borderline freak tier. I feel like 6'6" is the cutoff before you are a giant. Being 6'8.5" is way too tall unless you spend all of your time in the gym and eat a shit ton.

This

Earth's gravity eventually shrinks you back to your normal height.

Zip it shrimp.

lately I've been trying this meditation technique to change into a taller one

>stand in middle of cool room
>close my eyes, breathe deeply
>reach up to the ceiling
>Try to imagine a force making all my bones grow in length
>try to feel myself floating and getting taller
>whisper the words "grow, grow, grow" as I'm doing it

Now we just need some sort of medicine for these guys to take to retain that height.
Of course, we also need more affordable visits to space.

No seriously. Im a ten on Mars.

Could be 5'8'' user. That's fucking midget tier compared to the people at my uni. By several inches for pretty much every white guy I am friends with.. Even some of the women are almost equal my height.

scrunch spine detected

Let me tell you manlets something. I never met people with similar height as me make fun of manlets for just being manlets. Too insecure tbqh

Daily sessions in gravity free zones should do the trick

>roids increase your height

Yeah you can do the same thing with those back stretchers that hang you upside down. You can watch your head get closer to the floor as you hang there. It all goes back to normal when you flip back. Though sometimes your back feels way better.

i can gain 3" just by looking at titties

>just 3 inches

Peter Steele was a giant and destroyed pussy
if you grow your hair out and play in a band you're an autoChad

Height is affected by gravity. On average you'll be half an inch taller when the moon is overhead compared to otherwise.

>he isn't 5'5
get down on my level

I've owned an inversion table. Fucking useless.
If you want your spine sorted out proper, see a chiro.

A churro?
Are Americans really all Hispanic?

>5'5''
I'm weaker than you m8, I'm sure I'd had killed meself

all this time my height was being weighed down by gravity

>he isn't 5'2
it's like you don't even have a deeply ingrained tall girl fetish

Lose weight, fat ass.

Finally, a cure for manletism

>tfw a manlet
>still no tall wife
manlet,lanklet, who cares ?

>his height doesn't start with 4

It works better in a warm room. It worked for me. make sure you remove your trousers and underpants while metidating in this way

Damn Pajeet. Coming in with the fucking harsh reality....

HAVE THE MANLETS FINALLY LEARNED?

kek

5’9 wide (not 5’9 tall)

Lol pathetic leaflet

5'8 is tje legitimate manlet line. Because 5'8 can get awfully close to six with just a pair of regular boots.

I am 5'9 and guys 5'7 and under have it rough as fuck.

U N D E R
R A T E D

I'm 5'11 and a half and I feel short a lot of the time, I can't imagine how it is for guys who are a few inches shorter.

I'm gay and I like my men short and stocky and fuzzy all over. And if you can't grow a beard kill yourself.

take your homophilia elsewhere, weirdo

Sorry to dissapoint you but you have to be at least 6'0 to become an astronaut

More bad news, that height increase gets reversed when you return

It's just because there was no gravity compressing his spine. After he's back on Earth for a few days he'll be back to normal.

What about going as a space tourist? We just have to wait until they build space elevators and it becomes affordable.

that pancho does shitties reviews on all the internets.
and btw i am 5'1 and i reject pussy left right and centre due to my looks. you freaking orcs cant even get laid once per year, i bet.

When will Destiny the manlet start its crowdfunding campaign to go to space?

On the shitter right now.. GRAVITY! Still a manlet tho.

Post the /fit/ thread screenshot this came from

STFU leaf, you're a fucking manlet. I am 5'9, and manlet af... Embrace your deficiencies.

>"A Japanese astronaut has apologised for wrongly stating he has grown 9cm (3.5in) since arriving at the International Space Station (ISS) just over three weeks ago."
>Norishige Kanai said in fact he grew by 2cm, blaming "a measurement mistake".
bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-42630473

ACTUALLY BUYING AN INVERSION TABLE

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isn't this common?
I've heard after a while they return to their usual 'Earth' height

whats this?

I do the same thing to my leaves.

spines decompress in zero g..what a shock. you're also taller after you get out of bed in the morning. this is nothing.

Are you a manlet by Indian standards or Western standards? I mean the average Indian woman is only 5ft so I doubt they would turn away men who were 5'5.

Yes, it is. Their spines decompress in zero gravity.

They shrink when they get back to earth and stay for a while.

Astronauts ruin their bones, similarly as tall people have ruined bones, since they grow too fast. Have fun with back and knee pain. Maybe he just dislocated his bones due to not standing, that's not even real growth.

fucking preach brother

YES
THE TIME FOR THE MANLETS TO RISE UP ABOVE THEIR LANKLET MASTERS HAS COME

Or it's not really him. The real Norishige is still up there.

If I was a manlet by indian standards I would've killed myself a long time ago.
I jut want a tall wife who'd love me man.

people are also some inches taller when they wake up and shrink during the day
wow, such science

What is the ideal height for a male ?

Yeah, the one guy actually shrunk out of control and ended up 2 inches tall. then his wife cucked him for some dude with a huge cock... When the shrunken cuck tried to complain, the new dude just picked him up, set him on the table, and mushroom stamped him so hard he got squished like a bug by the dudes cock... Really a terrible tragic story. Lesson learned, don't be an astronaut.

at least 10" taller than your gf, but not smaller than 6'1

>5'5"
>virgin
>4 inch dick
>acne
>chronic illness
>grew up broke
>dad beat me, older brother beat me, bullied, no friends growing up
>severe depression
Living the life

dont give up, you wont be 12yo forever

>king of manlets
>masterrace

only thing in orbit is my sides shorty

small if true

Almost 22. Cutfag too

This.

He fucked up, meant 2cm not 9cm.

Manlets

They have learned.

I'm just imagining how utterly C O M F Y that must be. If 3 weeks is enough to relax your spine enough for 3 inches, god damn it must be like floating on a theraputic matress.

> tfw never ever wanted to be an astronaut ever before this moment.

>5'9
manlet

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