Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Rubikon Edition

Groko coalition talks started on the 7th and will end on the 12th
Majority of Germans prefers now a re-election over a Groko coalition or minority government.
Parliament uniting against AfD, the only party whose members are actually present

>news in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article172295701/Fluechtlinge-Auswaertiges-Amt-bereitet-offenbar-Familiennachzug-vor.html
spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/sondierungen-union-und-spd-streiten-ueber-steuerpolitik-und-armin-laschet-a-1186850.html
epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/sarrazin-sieht-netzdg-vor-dem-aus-afd-poebler-werden-sich-als-zensur-opfer-darstellen-und-mit-erfolg-klagen-a2315872.html

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=R6FfIxfeIBk
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=9Ve6Jnm2UTY
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg

>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
youtube.com/watch?v=orLKEQxao_w
youtube.com/watch?v=XQDMIZv-MZY
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=sF01_7oOffw
youtube.com/watch?v=K-QQ1-52jCA

>Kraut/pol/ OP dump
pastebin.com/twpCkZG3

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
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youtube.com/watch?v=2--RFShkusw

>old thread

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youtu.be/J_zjgZJOFl4
youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU&t
abendzeitung-muenchen.de/inhalt.taeter-fluechtig-am-harras-14-jaehrige-schuelerin-begrapscht.a7527625-0cab-4e81-85af-a0d24ee6c8c1.html
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SPD 19%
AFD 15%

CHOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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If the SPD and the CDU don't form a coalition, will Merkel leave office? If they do will the afd be the official opposition?

If new elections deliver the same result what happens?

Guten Morgen

>If the SPD and the CDU don't form a coalition, will Merkel leave office?
50/50 she is too power hungry but there is more and more resistance against her in the CDU each day.

>If they do will the afd be the official opposition?
Yes

>If new elections deliver the same result what happens?
Some weird coalition or a minority government

grüßt euch Männers
schadensbericht?

Danke schöne freunden kraut.

>schadensbericht?
85% kritisch beschädigt.

Alles im Arsch

>schadensbericht?
Endphase.

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SOON :DDD

Hey qt

so dudes, i watch to much porn and i hate it. but wat do? i have no gf. am i supposed to fap to my imagination? doing an all out nofap is fine to, but i have it done so many times, but it didn´t keep me away from returning to porn after a few weeks. i fucking hate it. i literally can feel how my motivation to pursue a woman is going down after every fap (since i already have had mindsex with the porngal).
the worst is, when the girl could have been a good housewife, but choose to work in the porn industry due to our demand

tl;dr
need longtime solution for no porn from some user who did quit with porn for longer than a year (please no reddit motivational posts)

the users are pretty savage

a rare occation for this meme to be funny

>Affäre mit Hakan aus dem McFit
who the fuck comes up with this bullshit. the details make the difference.
we shoudl add a panel for the people that haven´t really invested in politics and just vote the greens because of "muh environment lmao xD"

defätismus ist Krebs Jungs, im 30 jährigen dachten sie auch die Welt geht unter und schau es gibt uns immer noch
nebenbei wie ist der RG Server? bin am überlegen ob ich endlich mal beitrete

we are the forefront who want to save our people
should telly ou everything you need to know.

SNAFU and keeps getting worse.

Any other Berlin anons here? I feel like having a protest march for Neuwahlen. Maybe at night and with torches.

Did nofap for two weeks, since that I never had as strong desire for a woman as before. Obviously, I have the need to fap and it's absolutely ok, once per 2-3 weeks I watch porn, but after I'm done, I have no addiction-like desire for it. And yeah, I "found" a woman 8 months after nofap, and I still want to fap sometimes (obviously not when I just had sex or something like that).

>RG
try it if you want to. i couldn´t handle the restriciton
>be polite and don´t do edgy stuff
in other words: no fun allowed. but i was there for just a few days when it started out. could have become a funny thing now

>I "found" a woman 8 months after nofap, and I still want to fap sometimes
that´s the exact thing i am scarred of

30 years ago
>dude at work
>oh shit i can´t wait to see my wife at home and fuck the shit out of her
today
>Hans in little grey building, feeding the computer with numbers
>i am so burned out, i wish i could google some big boobs and relax in front of the TV while my wife is on her iphone

>today
>>Hans in little grey building, feeding the computer with numbers
>>i am so burned out, i wish i could google some big boobs and relax in front of the TV while my wife is on her iphone

This. She spends a lot of time reading 9gag garbage and sending/receiving links to 9gag garbage. That cursed device is the first thing she reaches for in the morning and the last she puts down in the evening. "smart phone addiction" is a magical incantation that sparks instant arguments. I still love her and this is eating me alive because I see how bad it is for her but I'm unable to do anything about it.

>AfD-Kritik an Kika-Doku über Flüchtlingsliebe >Lehrer will Film Schülern zeigen

pic related
tfw kika is the new lessing

>I still love her and this is eating me alive because I see how bad it is for her but I'm unable to do anything about it.
well that´s shit. your children will inherit this trade, if you don´t change a thing. you are melting your brain and adapting it to this stuff. just like a muscle, it builds the way you use it. it is just an automatism that she picks up her phone in the morning, because it is an highly developed behaviour. the good thing is, that you can undo the damage. you have to do some research on internet and porn addiction. if you haven´t seen it, watch this.
youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU&t

i probably won´t let my children watch tv or play computer games, because my parents did let me do it way to much. meanwhile, a friend of mien who wasn´t allowed to watch tv is much more nergetic than me and always pursues freetime activities like climbing, hiking, snowboarding, meeting up with friends, drinking beer and sing together

ach verpisst euch doch alle ihr scheiß Hurensöhne. ich kann meine Kinder nicht mal mehr auf die Schule schicken.

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i need to know!

>Kann
>Er denkt echt Mutti nimmt ihm die Kinder nicht weg, wenn er sie aus der Schule nehmen und vor staatlich geförderter Indoktrination schützen will

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Irgendwann fang ich an mich zu ritzen wegen dieser ganzen Scheisse, sind denn alle behindert geworden?

yup i had the same reaction

stop not translating your posts

Sorry, I was being a bit unclear. I do not have a porn problem, I only have a wife-with-smartphone problem - which is bad enough all by itself. And I'm frustrated by my inability to help (for attempting that only gets me yelled at).

mach nen schrubb marathon bis dir die eier wehtun, dann haste erstmal 5 tage ruhe

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sry mika
its about the recently shown "documentary" on the childrens channel "kika" in germany displaying the lovestory of a german 15 yo german girl and a "17" year old shitskin (wich looks like 25-30)
after causing an outrage now started by the AFD and the people in public some school teacher speaking for his association stated that he would also shot that documentary in his class because its a inspiring story and should be received more openly by the pupils due to the modern aspect of the show compared to a lecture of lessing

I said if I keep reading shit like that im gonna start cutting myself.

they are thinking about showing this fugee/chick docu in school classes and shit.

i know. the video treats porn addiction like a general addiction. it explains a lot how addictions work and can be applied to related topics. hope you are doing good with your wife and planning on kids (or already having them).
and i hope you are both german

macht mehr sinn als es sollte

fucking NPC, as soon as my friends got their new Smartphones they only play games when we meet up, cant have any conversation with them and dont get me started on girls.
smartphones are absolute cancer, literally.

HOLD ON!
Are we going to ignore the fact that we bashed civey-polls like these a time ago?

only reason I didnt impregnate a cunt yet, I have to work to pay taxes so the state can brainwash my child to be a good goy or a raging roastie.
have to wait for the collapse before spreading my seed, this shit haunt me at night,

think about what you wrote then come back again.

You can't be fucking serious.
We've endlessly gave Civey shit for faked polls, found options where they showed that they manipulate the results, but once the fucking result appease you, you drop all your doubt?

are you fucking retarded?

>macht mehr sinn als es sollte
aus eigener erfahrung, der kater nach silvester hat dafür gesorgt das ich mich am 1. ausgepowert hab, seit dem absolut keine libido.
hart wirds immer wenn man abends im bett liegt und nen warmen hintern im schoß vermisst.

>waiting for the collapse before breeding
you sound like my older brother... y- you aren´t my onee-san r-right?

you have to see it that way. disgusting refugees breed like crazy, even without money. family and religion comes first in theur culture. that´s how it should be for us aswell.

>im 30 jährigen dachten sie auch die Welt geht unter und schau es gibt uns immer noch
Germans are God's chosen people.

Why would they lie about the AFD doing good?
What purpose does that serve them?

the missing libido is exactly what i don´t want. i want to see awoman and immediately go up to her because i want her. i don´t want to walk around and miss a opportunity becaue of a lack of motivation
i want to be a animal
i want to be like the stupid, but yet scoring refugees
ich will fucken

>y- you aren´t my onee-san r-right?
no
>tfw no little bro to redpill and shitpost with

> i know. the video treats porn addiction like a general addiction. it explains a lot how addictions work and can be applied to related topics. hope you are doing good with your wife and planning on kids (or already having them).

Sad topic. Let's not go there. "Maybe" verging on "no", given that we are living in a country with either a civil war/coup d'etat (in the best case) or an Orwellian nightmare in its future.

> and i hope you are both german

No. She is Russian and thus very redpilled about the madness that is communism. German women are commie enabling cancer who still welcome that shit with open arms.

>Why would they lie about the AFD doing good?
Because it's doing even better in reality.

I worded it wrong, I have absolutely no libido for porn, the thought of these roastie cunts makes my willy shrivel up like cold water, but if I see a nice ass in public, it still gets my blood pumping.
but everyone is different, so idk what advice to give you.
if you cant resist porn, watch some camshow from some student cutie soloing. its not so mind numbing and you desire nice tight girls more.

Have you watched her interview with Brittany Pettibone? Such a qt. Reminds me so much of my German ex, who I miss a lot. And very interesting. Is Franzi from BW?

>Sad topic
i feel you. i have similar things going on in my family. hang in there buddy
>russian
i would allow for some slavic/germanic breeds to enter my ethonstate. but the offspring should preferably appear germanic
also, my russians friends have no other option but to vote AfD because their father told them to

may it happen

already reached the stage of camgirls. but i fucking hate them most of the time. my favorite part was when one perfect waifu chatted with some users about her boyfriend who is at work
>bf fine camwhore
>camwhore fine with being whore
>cucks on chat hope her relationship with bf is going well
wouldn´t surprise me if her father is approving of his girl being a whore aswell

Actually, i don't know, i am just saying that if you catch someone lying, you might not want to believe them on the same matter the next time.

I'm just saying be on guard, these people are known bullshitters.

The AfD SHOULD become the official opposition. But I don't put it past the other parties to collude and pull some trickery to block them from that right.

I doubt Merkel will go anywhere withon the next 6 months. She's such a power vulture I believe she'd rather cling to power in a desperate minority government than go quietly into the night.

There's also the very real risk that whomever replaces her is somehow worse.

protip
MissAlice94, no talking, just perfect tiddies and ass

please stop

writing

like this

They are, mate.
whatever happens now, they are in direct opposition. (so should GroKo happen) and if re-elections happen it will strengthen them.

So nothing is going the way of the oldenparties, they're fucking pissed.

thanks mat...

wait, that´s the exact oppsite of what i originally wanted

But even BILD said it as propaganda today while bringing on the bantz about the age of the refugger. Not even the normies take this shit anymore. Fucking teacher should be fired.

Find a gf? Sorry to sound condescending. What's the dating situation like in your area? Could you sign up for tinder?

I've also found that physical hobbies such as the gym help offer a distraction (and chance at self inprovement) you can do in the meantime. Also helps with your confidence and other physical attributes.

>>Sad topic
>i feel you. i have similar things going on in my family. hang in there buddy

Thanks.

> i would allow for some slavic/germanic breeds to enter my ethonstate. but the offspring should preferably appear germanic

I'm not all that hung up about the whole race thing. I'm white, she's white. Good enough for me.

>Looking for a GF on Tinder.
are you retarded or something?

shouldnt be the pictures the other way around? thumbs up for the jack?

going 4 to 5 times a week to the gym. problem is, that i am currently stuck at home, but that will change soon. i will move to a city and write my bachelor thesis. tinder didn´t work out for me. i ain´t turbochad yet, i need some bigger guns before this tinder stuff works out (i tried it but never really got a match that would suit my interests). i probably will start to directly talk with girls on the street. i need some balls to do that, but that´s my best option.
i don´t have friend that want to go out and partie, so no possibilities to check out a girl in the clubs
also please stop sectioning each sentence. thanks

You don't seem to understand the story of Slobodan

so I guess Kraut/pol/ will be getting an influx of underage posters soon.

dude that drank poison in the court room? wasnt that long ago.

So why would a war criminal that plans his own death favor fucking jack daniels you fucking troglodyte?

He's sick of your shit and downs Hydrogenacid.

are you retarded? read my first post again, its exactly what I meant.

Read that and dismissed it because its stupid.
Someone who wants to die doesn't drink Jack and pretending i didn't read it is as, as let's say: "It's the current year" often repeated twice or thrice in an attempt to make someone look primitive, but you still didnt get the point of slobodan if you think he should drink jack.

It's okay, you're german so not every joke tickles you fancy.

wew, you are autistic. I think we interpret the pictures in a different way. lets leave it at that.

Using autistic as an insult on Sup Forums is like screaming "SAND!" in the Mojave, Kackstelze.

He wants to die, not get drunk you fooken trickledick.

I made an observation, not insulting you, but this reply proves again that you are more autistic than the average kraut on here.
I am well aware of the fact that he prefers the poison over the alc. I just thought the open hand expression is more enthousiatic than a simple thumbs up. I hope this clears things up for you. dont bother replying, I really am done arguing with you.

>I made an observation, not insulting you.
Yes, but i did, because your observation is absolutely retarded.
>You're austistitastier than the normal kraut
Oh... you shouldn't have.
The open hand is supposed to reject it, as in: "keep that shit away from me." if you don't know the meme, dont comment on it like its a matter of fact. You sounded stupid and defended not knowing the meme and get angry for being called out on it.

Eat your Ritaline

>this whole post
get fucked nigger, calm your fucking autism. there is no fucking meme etiquette you absolute sperg.

thanks for keeping the thread alive, friends. But please remember that Kraut/pol/ is a /niceposting/ general, ok?

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holy shit you are right
seeing this movie as lets say a 9th grader would redpill me so hard

You're fucking welcome, mate.

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oh munich what have you become?

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>Nathan der _Weiße_
its "Nathan der Weise", wtf?

lolwut? youre right
fucking nazi focus

fucking whitewashing.

I'm really starting to dislike immigrants if I have to be brutally honest with you guys

this

The fuck is happening.

>Starting to hate immigrants
You new or something?

>I'm really starting to dislike immigrants if I have to be brutally honest with you guys

So when did you come from reddit and what made you do it?

thanks for the (you)s, friends.