What happens here?

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Mountain jews

chocolate and cheese

Jewry.

Whats this about?

Who are these guys?

All i know that they speak swiss

A lot of muslims I am sure. I have seen photos of Paris and there are a ton of Muslims.

cars cant swim

Its Switzerland, not France.

The pilgrims that guard the Jew gold.

Where's the gold?? I heard it might be under the airport.

minutemen, i think they are like the americans first gun soldiers or something, pretty gay uniform, but i suppose they didnt have to blend in, nobody else had rifles

We are Full,Fuck off
We are poor and i surfing on a 56k internet
heres the proof

Uhhm... nothing.

That's the swiss guard of the vatican.
The smallest and oldest army in the world btw.

It is a land of much mystery. They discovered that Nazi Gold has a tendency to simply vanish when it enters the mountain borders of Switzerland

Its a bridge, do leafcars swim?

Yeah but why the obelisks? Are you guys egyptian or some shit?

It’s as if a Jew and a German had a child and the offspring inherited the worst traits of both.

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>oldest army in the world btw

WRONG!

King's Own Immemorial 1st Infantry Regiment - spain. vatiniggers BTFO by inquiniggers

Honestly pretty shitty here. Every small town in the uk has a 24h tesco, you wont find anything open after 10 here. Also third world style soviet union architecture and concrete ghettos the gov doesnt want to spend a dime on infrastructure. Shit loads of albanians and serbs that kill each other. Train station is full of niggers and south americans drinking beers and listening to loud nasty music. Taxis driven by niggers. No nightlife. Takeaways suck ass. Expensive as fuck. Shitty cold weather. Cold, stingy and arrogant people. Not worth mentioning.

Yes we wuz kangz, didnt you know?

The whole Nazi-gold thing is actually very interesting. There was a huge investigation in the 90ies with multiple international bodies involved. Turned out the investigation cost X times more than the hidden (stolen) assets that were found in the end...

A lot of yodeling

The kangz are still alive. Shiet.

Not for long.

Do live in graubünden?

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Not him, but I do.

Super comfy tbqh.

Ah yes, bern is beautiful and diverse indeed.

Züri

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnomes_of_Zürich

GNOMES
Thats whats happening

I feeling you bro

Beautiful country, too bad it's kike personal bank

You dont have shops open 24h? Kolleg das hemmer sogar hie in uri

"The King's Own Immemorial 1st Infantry Regiment (Spanish: Regimiento de Infantería Inmemorial del Rey n.º 1) of the Spanish Army is claimed to be the oldest continuously operating military unit in the world, although there is no proof of this"

If you say so desu..

CLEARLY JEWISH LIES TO DISCREADIT MIGHTY ESPANA, FUCKING MOUNTAIN JEW, FUCK OFF

The nose is the best part.

> mighty espana
About that though ...

Le tortoise Americana toblerone.

FUCK YOU SWITZ, HITLER SHOULD HAVE GASSED YOU TOO! FUCKING JEW! HE PROBABLY HAD PLANS TOO, AUSCHWITZ? SCHWITZ? SWITZ? FUCKING OSUNDS LIKE IT TO ME

I personaly like the tounge the most, espedcially cattounges if you know what i mean

Kek in my dialect it does mean ‘swiss too’

Just listen to the guy. He's totally right. Swissy is the center of all evil.

Schwyz?

t. Appenzeller

Nee aargau. Schwyzer sind bros, die werdet net vergast.

Switzerland is in France dummy. Jesus, read a book.

we jewed the jews, be happy.

Also don't really understand the Swiss in here that complain about our country.
It's pretty nice.
>t. Basler

Dwarves mining gold.

>dwarves
we're taller on average than you

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Yeah, Gimli.

Money, immigration, and bad dialects.

They just put a law in place that makes it very easy for kid immigrants to become Swiss. Pretty bad really.

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Low quality bait.

Secret mk ultra society stuff pedo rings chocolate and cheese money laundry, vacations for wealthy people

Says the german

I'd rather take 1000 niggers into my village than one German cuck. Kill yourself Hans.

Yes, says the German.

Are you suggesting Switzerland is not the most multikulti country in Europe?

>I'd rather take 1000 niggers into my village than one German cuck

That is what the Swiss actually think

>Underground bunkers and tunnel systems for the elite
>mountain jews even jewier than the jews
>very very good food
>hunting culture
>Skiing
>Really weird experimenting in said bunkers, think human/animal hybrid, time and space,out of body experience through torture etc pp the most fucked up shit you could come up with and more

money, guns and actual democracy

genève reporting in
please kill me

Yes, it’s full of niggers. Oh wait, no, half of germanye has settled here.

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>actual democracy

THIS!

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Im a naturalized immigrant to Switzerland. Its pretty boring here to be honest. But Im more of a hermit, I live in mountains and shoot my guns and do a lot of camping. City life is expensive and shit.

provide some evidence for all of these but the skiing (last one especially)

those realms are inhabited by mountain juden. for thousands of years they plotted demise of europe and hid behind a flag that bears a cross as just one form of trickery they employed. every shekel in existance is controloled by this mountain jude under the name of swiss, that comes from svajc, that comes from shlomo.

no.

camping outside is illegal btw unless on private grounds

A LOT of interracial breeding desu, doing my part to black the mountains

Aussie here on holiday. Honestly not too bad btqh famalam.

Switzerland is one of maybe two countries I'd want to immigrate to, assuming I ever wanted to leave the USA.

You mountain Jews have a lovely country, please don't succumb to international pressure to turn it into a sewer like the rest of Europe

How much has it cost you so far? Thinking of going myself

Calls us mountain jews.

Jewish population is 0.2%

BTFO German and Amerimutt kikes.

Don’t tell him or he’ll come here and nest.

Its a nightmare dont bother coming.
White men in Geneva have to drill the curry, its incredible.

And too much jews

Yes its very bad.

Completly shit.

So many jews.

Dont come here.

100% true

Weed, money, cheese and chocolate.Nothing ever happens here.

>Oh wait, no, half of germanye has settled here.

And with half of Germany you mean 0.3 percenf. Ok. More Germans live in Austria.

kek

I dont know about you, but I fucking hate the portugese the most out of all the people coming here.

MON FRÈRE
d'où à Genève ?

I do it usually in the allowed areas. Sometimes high in mountains where is empty.

hiking, guns and chocolate.

Im from geneva too, from grand sac

do you want a discord invite, big guys ?

Nothing happen here...Switzerland doesn't exist, it's just a myth.
Don't come here.

>1st thread in the catalog
>sage ffs

highly goncern

None of your business, we are full, fuck off.

He had plans. Its called "Operation tannenbaum". Basically use the french and italians as meatshield while the germans deal with patrols and catpure the least guarded territories.

Oy vey

>be Swiss
>go skiing down the Alps on gold-plated skis
>avalanche happens
>get buried
>search and rescue dog finds you, digs you out
>eat him

Switzerland is a lie.

It doesnt exist. The other guy is right.

Its an american conspiricy.
If you go here youll be arrested and killed. Just like what they do in antartica with the flat earth.

I repeat, dont come here.

its actually very hard to come and settle here if u are not from EU.

So: Muslim