You can only post in this thread if you're a loli

You can only post in this thread if you're a loli

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We're all lolis here.

I'm an oppai loli.

Anybody want to drive around in my van with me and kidnap salarymen after luring them in with rock and beer?

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Can we hold hands?

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Someone should draw a picture of a loli dressed like chris hansen

piman kiraiii

I'm a futa loli.

So... how do I capture an onii-chan?

How is this different from any other thread on Sup Forums?

Wish i wasnt in public

Druid here.

I am 1200 years old but I am still a loli, right?

Why is Bard such a slut?

RUDE

>ITT

All bards are sluts.

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I'm on it.

I'm the wizard.

Woah
Hey whats going on in this thread?
We getting free classic rock?
What a great deal!
How do I get mine?

ofcourse

what if im in a loli?

Oh jeez you have power tools too?
I'm going whenever it is you're planning to go
This seems fun!
Are we building a deck somewhere to grill on?

Then bring your mistress here and go back to the kitchen, oji-chan.

>This entire thread
You need to be 18 to post in this website, foul demons.

Can I post here?

Whatever happened to that one Manga where the guy got turned into a loli
I think I remember it getting to him meeting other men who became lolis but then I never heard anything else

everyone who posted here is a vampire loli

What kind of loli are you?

Personality:

Loli Slut
Pro: Loves fucking, will try any kinky shit you want
Neutral: Wants to fuck every time you are with her. Does not matter where you are or what you are doing.
Con: May not remain faithful, will try to get you to let other guys join in.

Loli housewife
Pro: Will cook, clean and other household tasks.
Neutral: Likes gentle, vanilla love making only.
Con: Loves shopping and doesn't work.

Pure Loli
Pro: Loves spending time with you
Neutral: Loves Headpats, cuddles and hand holding.
Con: Will not do anything lewd.

Sadist Loli
Pro: Into lolidom
Neu: Dislikes being treated like a child.
Con: Reacts poorly to criticism.

Tomboy loli
Pro: Lots of stamina
Neutral: Will expect you to keep up with her, spend time exercising.
Con: Is a sore loser and a sore winner

Office loli
Pro: Has a high paying job and good career prospects.
Neutral: Expects you to manage the household rather than have your own career.
Con: Is ALWAYS thinking about work.

Yandere loli
Pros: Will do absolutely anything for you.
Neutral: Prone to psychotic episodes
Cons: You cannot pay any attention at all to any other loli.

Ojousama loli
Pros: She's loaded
Neutral: you're expected to comport yourself with the dignity due her family's station
Con: completely self centered

Deadpan loli
Pro: Is always obedient
Neutral: Never shows emotion, always speaks in monotone.
Con: Will never show you affection.

Tsundere loli
Pro: Great makeup sex
Neutral: Will Openly berate you when she disagrees.
Con: Has random mood swings.

Shy loli
Pro: Loves you more than anything
Neutral: Will dislike spending time with other people
Con: Has trouble expressing herself.

Grandma loli
Pro: Likes spoiling you
Neutral: Has lots of experience
Con: Will always treat you like a kid

Sick loli
Pro: Is always optimistic.
Neutral: Requires extra care
Con: Cannot do anything physically strenuous.

Legal loli
Pro:
Neutral: Mind of an adult in the body of a child.
Con:

(cont.)

Physical:

(You may not pick anything from this category that contradicts the previous choice.)

Futa loli
Pro: Always up for sex.
Neutral: She has a bigger dick than you.
Con: Ejaculates litres of cum and expects you to clean up after sex

Fat Loli
Pro: Great cook
Neutral: Gets tired quickly
Con: Is always snacking

Oppai loli
Pro:Is really cute when she's embarrased by her chest
Neutral: Has large breasts for her age
Con:Recurring back pain problems

Delicious Brown loli
Pro: Because of her upbringing she is very faithful to you
Neutral: Wants your baby.
Con: Will always be dependant upon you

Pubescent loli
Pro:Has a healthy sexual curiosity
Neutral: Has started developing breasts and hips
Con:Is likely to die in child birth

Prepubescent Loli
Pro: Will become really attached to you
Neutral:Has not started developing breasts and hips
Con: Cannot get horny.

Toddler loli
Pro: Naive, will believe anything you say
Neutral: Knows absolutely nothing about the world
Con: You cannot physically have sex with her

Vampire Loli
Pro: Can extend your life
Neutral: Can't go out during the day
Con: Regularly feeds on your blood

Lamia Loli
Pro:
Neutral: Has the body of a snake
con: Long body is likely to accidentally break things and cause messes.

Deadpan + prepubescent

Did I mention that I have a fetus fetish

Shy prepubescent loli.

Ojousama vampire loli.

Futa tomboy loli.

>Office loli
I daydream about how I would explain to my coworkers and supervisor who I am if I was turned into a little girl. And wish it would happen.

Ojousama vampire loli.

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wew this loli has some awesome memes

youtube.com/watch?v=RzQHjgu9HE0

I would.

>pusi o kudasai

what

>chad grabs pussy in a fuckin train while user imagines being a loli
what's new

>3DPD old hag
Oh boy, I sure am jealous.

For fuck's sake you're supposed to wait until we're sure there's no adults in the thread before we start planning, what are we going to do if they find out what actually happens in the rock van? Seriously... anyways I think we're good, the first item I want to bring to the table is how we're going to tackle the cute onii-chans who have started using the buddy system. Handling just one is easy enough if we mob him but two or three can be a real problem. Me and my squad have been working on something that can potentially separate them so we can nab them both, higher risk but higher reward. I haven't gotten much further than an old vinyl album of The Eagles greatest hits I fished out of papa's closet placed under a big box propped up on a stick so I'm open to any suggestions. Don't take too long though, we're not allowed to be up past 10:00.

It stopped getting translations after he met another magic loli.