Guy comes literal buckets

>Guy comes literal buckets
>Dick is still standing
>Girl: "Wow MC-kun you're so hard again

what are you referring to

You do get like that if you're less than 30, healthy body and took those multivitamins and omega 3 senpai-cchi.

t. have masturbated and came 5 times straight

Masturbating isn't healthy

33 and I still do that a few days out of a year.

>watches 10 anime and recognizes a common scenario
>comes to Sup Forums to make a thread about it

I can do 2 or 3 rounds in one go if I try.

Get a load of this fag.

It's not if you do it like that everyday.
But I normally do it at least once per day, I was horny as fuck that time.
I'm 100% sure there has been people that have done better than me though.

>Captcha: facial tissue holder
Hmm
Neat, but my numbers may not be correct.

I cannot estimate that well, but I guess the number is around the 30's but no more than 40.

But is there a non-hentai where a guy is implied to have cum buckets and stay hard for a second round?

>guy cums inside
>somehow the cum gets to her face

>It's not if you do it like that everyday.
I mean't it is, kek.
Me desu

I must have a weak as fuck stamina.
Once I come my dick just limps like a dead horse.

actually masturbation helps to increase the quality of your sperm and control the stress, jack off before going to bed and you will sleep like a baby too

>Girl: "No, Don't come inside me!"
>Leglocks the guy

>Not coming on her stomach and breasts
Lol pleb

My record is 22 times in a row, and yeah, I was still hard even after the last fap, and yeah, I was still cumming, though it was weird, I came buckets the first times, then each shot was less till at some point only a few drops came out, but then right after those, I started cumming hard again, it was something like 100 > 50 > 20 > 0 > 40 > 80. Not sure how semen works.

>cums literal buckets
>no refractory period
>cums literal buckets again

Enjoy your prostate cancer.

Okay what about
>Guy comes literal buckets
>Guy comes literal buckets again a few seconds later

It's normal if you just do it for the sake of masturbation and just masturbating to one picture.
The thoughts are the key to horniness let me tell ya, since if you have the perfect thoughts, you will hornier than an animal in mating season.
Viagra? You could've bleed from your dick man or did you took some drugs?
Not him btw

Gonna call bullshit on this one. The most I've ever seen in a video online was 5 cums in a couple of minutes. If you could do this you could make tons of money masturbating, unless you have a really ugly cock or something.

Your generic Hentai MC will cum a volume of sperm higher than his body's in a single session.

Can you imagine how annoying cumming buckets would be? I don't like wiping off my cum because tissues start to stick to my dick, so personally I just lick it off. If guys came that much I would have no idea how to clean myself.

>It's normal if you just do it for the sake of masturbation
You mean when you force yourself to fap?
I can only feel good when I cum when I get horny from either looking at lewd pics on Sup Forums or watching a lewd scene.
If I try to fap just for the sake of fapping it doesn't feel good.

>so personally I just lick it off

>You mean when you force yourself to fap?
No, just like you explained in your post after this sentence.
Lewd pics and lewd scenes aren't enough, you gotta use your imagination a lot if you want that kind of horniness desu.
But that's just my own case, since I can use imagination in my control really well and can actually feel a girl's pussy and ass hole with this imagination.
It's just my waifu tho however the imagination key is never wrong.

Fapping to a lewd pic is just a thought of wanting to fuck that anime girl, but if you actually felt how to fuck this anime girl, you would get horny as fuck especially if you can actually feel her.
And yeah I know I will become a schizo but w/e, pussy game strong.

you gotta keep those proteins, son

>cum buckets
>dick hurts afterwards
HOW DO YOU DO IT

user... I mean user.

You lick your hand or your dick or what?

Thanks for the tip all this time I haven't really tried imagining. I just looked at lewd pics and just wacked off.
Maybe next time I fap I'll have a better experience.

Don't masturbate too hard Satan.

Doing it too roughly will lead you to even break your dick really bad.
Literally be gentle with yourself, cum slowly and don't rush it and let it flow.
AND DON'T PEE TOO HARD EITHER, that leads to either some small urine infection or hurting it inside too bad.

>Guy comes buckets
>Dick still hard
>Girl wow you came so much!
>repeat until second to last page

>will become a schizo from visualising
I think not, dude

>I'll make your pussy remember the shape of my dick!

Is this possible?

>fapping to your waifu
you disgust me

Alright fuck you guys I just fapped a few hours ago and I don't want to fap again.

>not fapping to your waifu

Yes, if you fuck her hard enough. It only last for about 12-16 hours though, unless you do it regularly, which makes it semipermanent. If you stop it will go away eventually.

...

No drugs, and yeah, I bleed a little, but it also felt good, but just a little, the trick is in changing slightly the position of your hand away from the scratch each time.

I don't know what you are talking about, and I doubt anyone would want my sperm.

Lick my hand. Wipe off the cum left on my dick with my hand and lick that too.

Why would this thread make you fap? Scientific curiosity?

>not fantasizing about your waifu as you make out with your pillow and touch yourself

Not only cum smells bad but it probably tastes bad.

Rather get my proteins elsewhere desu

I'm not him but I also dispose it with my mouth before fully cleaning myself with paper on the bathroom.
I let it all on my belly, then pick the strong spurts (the white ones) with my fingers and then lick them, that way while I go to the bathroom I won't dirty myself.
At this point you could ask why don't I keep toilet paper near me, that's for two reasons:
a) Even if I had toilet paper near me, I'd still have to go to the bathroom to dispose it, since throwing it into a garbage bin will make it smell once they accumulate
b) Having toilet paper near your computer raises questions, i'm too socially anxious for that.

When you think about it, licking your own cum has only advantages, there's no natural and cleaner way to dispose of it.
Oh and sometimes it tastes okay, although most times it's just slightly bitter.

Yes, and talking about fapping makes me hard too.

>guy about to come
>girl says DON'T CUM INSIDE
>wraps her legs about him

also
>hooknose, scat, guro, vore, diaper, fart, amputee, cuntboy

>actually feeling the woman itself and can feel her with all my senses
Or maybe it could've been my genetics, I don't know.
I can see fractals moving since the first time I could do this and similar circular shapes can move by themselves now if I see them for less than 5 seconds.
Fapping to your beloved actually makes you closer to her (or him) psychologically though.

Literally fapping to her makes your love stronger.
>No drugs, and yeah, I bleed a little, but it also felt good, but just a little, the trick is in changing slightly the position of your hand away from the scratch each time.
Bruh, you have my respect.

>probably
"probably"

>random guys on the internet talking about fapping and eating their own cum makes you hard
pretty gay desu

You're supposed to have sexual lust towards your waifu along with pure genuine love.

what the fuck is this thread

It's salty, but it doesn't taste bad. Source:
have tasted own cum

You guys are fucking homos.

i don't know but I'm mastrubating to it right now

If masturbating isn't gay, how in the fuck does eating my own cum make me gay?
It's efficient and ecological garbage disposal.

I hands free masturbate. Saves me time and makes my hands clean.

Clean sheets afterwards

>tentacles fucks vagina
>tentacles somehow goes out the mouth

>it's okay to cum inside, it's a safe day!
>you don't need a condom, it's a safe day!
>it's not a safe day, but cum inside anyway!

What's the problem with this one? Is it that the tentacles would cause internal damage if they were long enough to go all the way through?

>Girl pees while cumming

I may be wrong but I heard it's impossible to cum and pee at the same time. At least for men.

How else do I dispose of cum? Have a cum rag? Thats kinda gross.

>hands free masturbate.
?

from the ass is one thing, the vagina doesn't have a direct conection with the mouth, it would have to tear at least a couple of things and cause death by bleeding

The toliet?

You were told wrong. For men, a hard-on just makes it difficult to aim; for women, there's nothing stopping them at all, and random abdominal muscle convulsions can do lots of things to a woman.

lost

>cum into hand
>lick fingers and hand clean
Best feeling ever.

No, girls cum and pee at the same time easily. That's what squirting is.

Really? I could have sworn I heard cum and pee cannot simultaneously exit the penis

Do you think we masturbate on the bathroom like fucking savages? What the fuck do you think the Internet is for?

When fully aroused, men have a small valve that blocks the bladder to prevent urine from accidentally mixing with the semen. Urine can still pass through if the man tries hard enough to make it happen, however.

Why the fuck am I always fapping on the toilet? Also I don't have the energy sometimes to get up and go to the sink after a good fap.

Fapsocks.

no it's fucking not, the squirt is odorless

prostate prevents pissing while cumming in men

>Guy tries to go down on the girl
>"No, don't look there! It's dirty!"

Purityfags ruin good hentai.

>guys don't lick your own cum that's disgusting
>instead smear all it over a piece of clothing

How is that any better? Than a cum rag?

>guy cums literal buckets
>girl gets a concussion from the buckets constantly dropping on her head

This reminds me someone on Sup Forums cum on his sister's clothes and left it there. A few weeks later mushrooms grew on it. Anyone have the screencap?

>girl starts off with normal sized breasts
>three sizes larger cowtits by the end

Yes this is what I heard back then.

>guy cums between tits
>"My breasts are gonna get pregnant!"

I hope you guys didn't forgot to say no homo.

>And then there are fetuses on the tits.
I'm 99% sure there must be a doujin about this

I need to confess, i am afraid of looking at vagina whether it is meat flapper or cute tight virgin, whether it is pink or melanized, i just afraid to look at them and i afraid on my first time, i cannot perform as look at as an alien life form

>girl is flat in the manga
>given bigger breasts in the anime
>giga breasts in the porn
This should be illegal

Don't worry bro you'll never have to.

I can come repeatedly but it gets more flaccid every time and I get extremely flushed. Probably a good way to pop a blood vessel

Go with japanese girls, they have their vagoo censored.

yeah, i can onty watch censored one, the uncensored one i cannot get hard from

Have her lay on her stomach and stick it in her pooper.

But then you get poop on your dick.

>A clear pettanko/DFC girl is given tits in doujins
Purge them all.

Not like you'll be looking at it most time during sex.

That's why you wear a condom.

this is my favorite

but how i can please them orally assuming my dick is useless