When I was 17 I had a gf that had really bad mental issues and so after we broke up she reported me for having her nudes on my computer and shit, I did have her nudes on there because I mean we were boyfriend and girlfriend we sexted and stuff. They charged me with a third degree misdemeanor, it was expunged tho. I can't get in because of the sex crimes or whatever.
What do? I'm really upset about this dumb shit. I'm thinking about just starting a new life in the French Foreign Legion and getting a farm in rural France and just living like that.
Obviously your country hates men in general and you in particular, so you shouldn't want to fight for it.
Juan Brown
The FFL is really bad and they probably won't take you. Your best bet is to start a farm somewhere.
Justin Richardson
That sucks man, how did this come up? Did you talk to a recruiter?
Noah Sanders
>sex crimes or whatever guessing the "whatever" may have pushed you into the reject bin
Jason Long
Tfw I ship to marine boot on Monday/Tuesday I’ll work hard in your honor
Jordan Hill
Try a different branch of service. Marines tend to have more strict policies on who they let in depending on quotas filled. If recruitment falls and they are not getting the bodies they need, you can get a waiver and walk right in. Army may take you today, it's a crap shoot.
Benjamin Russell
If it was expunged it shouldnt show in a background check so if you actually went to meps you should check out just fine
Levi White
become a welder, earn fat stacks.
Robert Turner
Start working in private armies
Hudson Kelly
I don't understand what you mean. You are on a sex offender list now?
Jack Evans
join a motorcycle gang.
Colton Bennett
Then give your ex a good reason for why she ruined your life.
Find her home. Fuck it up. Wear gloves.
Wyatt Thompson
Was she white?
Wyatt Baker
>Upset you do not get to die for Israel You are truly a good goy OP.
Cooper Gray
try the army; they will take anyone, even illegal webacks
Lincoln Hall
>posting from tent in kazakhstan
Jordan Reed
if u dont want to be a part of a country u cant take over a country
Grayson Ward
don't do FFL. you should still be able to be police or a firefighter/EMT.
get a stem degree.
if you haven't ruined your credit, take out 5-7 credit cards, max them out on cryptocurrency investments(don't directly use the cards), file for bankruptcy after 365 days. make a couple minimum payments on these cards.
you should have 10k invested and if you apply for a stem degree with loans you should be okay for the next 4 years, with a solid investment that should fund your job search after college.
Ryder White
Join FFL I will join too, soon enough
You can use FFL to get a new identity
Jeremiah Rivera
I thought the only requitement to join the marines was to be a criminal, no ?
Nicholas Carter
Good, now perhaps you'll actually give something to society other than your life. Go to school and learn how to do something valuable.
Ian Hall
foreign legion, be a bretty good soldier and learn french in the meantime. + you get new papers (you could be a whole new person if you want) and french citizenship. problem solved
Gavin Moore
Idk, I was told I would make a perfect Marine. Pretty high IQ, Fit, healthy, eye sight is kinda poor but it's not that bad, good runner. I don't see why they wouldn't take me.
Christian Collins
>tfw 4F/section 8 mental health
:(
Christian Howard
If you don't care about serving a country but only about getting good military education, you can still join the french foreign legion.
I wanted to live in Kazakhstan, got any Private Armies there lmao? I'm Siberian and Swedish.
Cooper Phillips
You may just have to wait and hope a major conflict kicks off before you're 28 so you can get a waiver to join.
Eli Lee
>a commie talks about giving to society Always about what others should give while never doing it themselves
Isaac Allen
No, I wasn't put on there, I got the second lowest charge, third degree misdemeanor, only thing lower than that is a summary offense which is a traffic ticket basically
Nicholas Hill
france is fucked buddy. you wouldn't want to live there.
Joseph Howard
>Siberian and Swedish Rare
I bet there's a very rich story behind your family tree
Juan Jackson
Yes, she still loves me I think, she always tries to talk to me, tries to contact me, stares at me if we see each other in public.
Kayden Lewis
The army will probably take you. You will have to get waivers and talk to a couple docs tho. Unless the marines fucked you hard the army might not be able to help.
t. Former mega fuck up now army zog jew puppet...ect ect
Samuel Lee
Been thinking about living in a homestead in Kyrgyzstan? Do you have positive opinions on the country? Are there still ethnic cleansings?
Isaac Davis
join the french foreign legion. they even accept mutts.
Jonathan Cox
i thought they elected hitler2?
Christopher Hall
nah nahx2
Macron is Merkel's puppet But FFL is not fucked
Nathaniel Miller
Sounds like your recruiter fucked you. Go talk to a Navy recruiter and don't tell them shit.
Jace Cooper
why join the Marines and have to eat crayons, become a pornographer and be a multi millionaire
Nicholas Thompson
Why? Do you want to serve fucking Macron?
Dylan Ward
So how is Borat?
Ethan Jenkins
just say you are a tranny now. I think trannys can enlist this year
Blake Anderson
>be me, OP >be 17 >have mentally ill gf >sext and send nudes >know that underage nudes are illegal but whatever >fast forward to break up >ex reports me for illegal nudes >know I've broken the law by saving them >get mad and bitch anyways because I can't join the Marines You deserved this, low IQ degenerate. I hope you speak French.
Justin Reed
I think there are no private armies. There was an ((attempt)) from billionaire to overthrough current elite with his privates but eventually failed. Full dictatorship. More like a tensions , because people can't get along with each other. >Puerto Rico >What the fuck in the god's name are you? This would be a typical reaction in almost every post soviet asian country. Dunno
Hudson James
Family came here in 1600s to New Sweden.
I mean I'm sure there's probably like some Anglo and German but it's relatively pure. Last name is still Swede so that's something.
I can't tell you much about the Siberian part. Dad died before I was born, I visit them sometimes but they're kinda too trash for my tastes and I don't talk to them except for maybe my grandma's birthday, she's pretty traditional though. Most people aren't anymore, it's sad.
Ryder Garcia
First, see if you can spend money and get the charge expunged (removed from your record)
Second, They'll lower their standards the second they need people.
Third, Get into private security. You'll learn the same skills.
Cameron Baker
White women are tragic
Logan Ross
your fault for not deleting the pics after you broke up faggotron
Benjamin Torres
I have always wanted to join the army But I never really had balls to make this choice
I have always wanted to study medicine and then join military as paramedic But I pussied-out and went for IT Now I have a very decent job.. But that's not a life for me - I want a thrill
I have always been fit and I am still dreaming about joining the FFL.
Isaiah Moore
>Marines tend to have more strict policies on who they let in How come the Corp is full of niggers and beaners then?
Ryan Thompson
Only in exceptional cases. If you only do 5 years you can’t get a new identity, mate.
Aaron Brooks
You're fucked unless we go to war with Korea. Only reason why enlistment requirements are so strict is because our military isn't doing shit but bomb brown people and patrol oceans.
My buddy just joined the navy at 28 and the entire process took months and he said that well over 50% of the perspective recruits failed at some step in the process
Samuel Rivera
Also, the FFL will fuck you up. If you joined then you will in all likelyhood get raped to death and left in a Ditch during basic training.
Dudes who join that are either hardcore psychopaths, felons, or both.
Jace Evans
Met a legionnaire when I started working, a czech that had to stop because he took a bullet to the ass. In exchange he received a fat enough compensation from the state that he could rent from one of the most expensive areas in Paris.
Dude always screamed about how much he loved pussies all the time. And also went to saunas with guys frequently.
He also told me he was not even close to the weirdest guy in the legion.
Camden Nelson
they elected rothshild pet, so yea. you are right
Easton Cox
I sound perfect then. I was always told I was pretty "crazy" in the sense I do dangerous and random shit.
People told me "in 10 years, we should get lunch sometime, and you can tell me about your adventure in life up until now. You could probably make a movie out of it."
Justin Murphy
I am actually planing to go for more than 5 year
Gavin Evans
When are you leaving polandbro? I'm leaving in Fall for France.
Brody Long
If you are smart why do you want the marines? Why not become an officer?
Adam Bell
1-2 years I am going to have an eye surgery And I am well aware of the fact that problems with your eyes can disqualify you early on
Colton Miller
Yes goy fight for me goy
Benjamin Butler
>What in the fuck are you? Spic; Central Asia has always caught my eye. Owning a self sufficient farm in sprawling plains or slightly forested mountains seems really comfy tbqh. I bet the apples in Kazakhstan are good shit
Benjamin Baker
My uncle who was in the Army in Korea told me "Yeah, we had these 90 day wonders, these kids fresh out of college, west point, you name it. Had an 2nd LT rank, they didn't know shit about anything. When I first got in, I had a Master Sarg who was a vet from WWII, he knew everything to know about warfare and guns." Also, I while I'm a natural leader, I knew I wasn't going to get that clearance, so I wasn't even going to try going officer. I thought maybe if I laid low as an enlisted I'll slip by. But it didn't work out
Landon Myers
Wow what a faggot, yeah I'm sure those Bulgarian rapists in the legion would love to hear about how wild and crazy you are as they use your asshole like a cock glove
Lucas Reyes
Kill the bitch.
Start over with your past washed away.
Connor Gonzalez
>I found out today I can't serve my jew masters. >I always wanted to serve my jew masters.
Nigs will nog, mutt. Maybe you should buy a gun a rob old ladies or something to get the nigger out of your system?
>help pls
KYS?
Evan Jenkins
i cant get into the military because of my moderate degree scoliosis, i didnt wanna join that much anyway but coulda been a last hope from suicide.
Dylan Smith
ffl will take you
Dominic Walker
Talk to a recruiter? Or did they flat out tell you that you'll never serve? You need to be honest with them as well. Most fresh officers are going to be shit since they're new and end up doing intelligence tasks. Maybe try another branch? I've heard bad things about the FFL, though if you want to be a marine grunt it won't be too much worse.
Adrian Cruz
I have no where else to go.
Jaxson Gray
we have an army too you know
are they even recruiting?
Jayden Rodriguez
Where in kz are you from? What's the best time of the year to visit?
Angel Morris
He wants me to swear in on Friday at MEPS. He told me to not mention it. But I don't want to get fucked by Fraudulent Enlistment
Jose Howard
>I've heard bad things about the FFL Such as? FFL alone has better equipment than entire German army
Brandon Walker
>sad about not being a goy in a helmet and dying for Israel baka my head
James Thompson
Your recruiter told you to lie? If they ever catch you later on for not saying anything you're probably fucked. I never served but looked into it from an officer perspective.
Just heard offhand stories about people coming back and their family doesn't think it is them mentally. They than kill themselves. German Army is shit. Why not try NATO? You already have an EU passport.
David Taylor
Yes they are recruiting - they are (ironically, since I am IT eng. at the moment ) looking for IT staff But as I said before I am looking for a thrill ( just like thousands of other people who served in FFL before me )
Lucas Hill
Yeah you get dishonorably discharged
Asher Peterson
There are some dramas in Poland concering FFL. Polish FFL veteran that served for 20+ years was tried in Poland for joining French army You see, ironically Poland was one of the very first nations to join FFL when it was first formed.
But today you will become a deserter if you join the FFL as polish citizen that's why you need a official permission from government
Ryder Howard
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My Sup Forumstard , you know about farming or cattle-breeding very little. It is a very hard and fucked up work. Really depends how are going to sustain yourself , would you prefer to settle down in villiage or go on try harder mode like mogols. >Have to wake up at 6 ot 5 to escort them >wolves > jackals > thieves > hot and wet weather > dry and cold weather >illnesses.They are very fast to die since you keep them in one place altogether > no infrastructure > I guesse that if you want to go nomading it will be necessary to pay for it. Rich people here invest a lot in horses , so governmnet will try it best to tax them > And , yes, it is impossible to survive alone in steppe , thua you will become a part of community , which is very likely to end up in villiage. There are a lot of factors to cover. Of course, you can go if you want, but be carefull Summer or spring .
Luis Davis
>smart
Disqualified. Smart people arent welcome in the marines. The only smart people you run into in the marines are either being made utterly miserable by jealous peers or intentionally pretending to be stupid in order to fit in.
My opinion may be biased because I was infantry, but it seemed to me that slavish devotion to the cult-like nature of the Marinecorps and willingness to be obiediant was infiniteley valued over intellect. In the military you just have to be good at executing routines from a manual to be successful. People who take initiative and posess intelligence are encouraged to burn out with a combination of harassment by idiotic peers and overwork by idiotic command staff who are more than willing to take credit for your ideas whilst simultaneously abusing you for having thoughts about anything not in the book.
Smart people pull one enlistment then leave bitter and resentful.
Dylan Brown
Kyrgyzstan is not entirely Steppe, no? There are plenty a place where land is arable enough to produce hard grains and brassicas. I was never leaning toward Mongolian nomadic grazing nor primarily a livestock farmer; that would be a hellish life. By the way you say it, the seasons are well defined enough to calculate sowing times of different crops. I stand by my point that it would be comfy, after all the hard work pays off. If land is not cheap enough in Kyrgyzstan, settling in northern Mozambique or Tanzania would be another option.
Jonathan Butler
Maybe she saved your life. One of my grandpas had a hernia during WW2, they wouldn't take him. Prolly saved his life.
Wyatt Young
Maybe. I still hate her, but I still love her.
Hudson Robinson
I mean , being farmer is not profitable in developing countries and you will have a competition. Perhaps, ask kyrgyz themselves, juat do not forget about capitalism rules and how they work in developing countries.
Ryder Miller
I scored an 96 on my AFQT and was planning to go into intel.
Adam Powell
>off topic thread >74 replies Nice to see mods are doing their job
Easton Parker
You need to find another woman.
Jack Taylor
Do you have any idea how stupid intel is? You file reports. Thats it. Intelligence officers do the real stuff, as enlisted you just shuffle the papers.
Adrian Sullivan
Wait really?
So you just work like the people at MEPS?
Benjamin Davis
I try, I don't find them attractive, unless it's her
Colton Gomez
but before her I would find every single girl hot
Ian Gomez
Yes. I was pegged as smart so one of those "work him to death" duties I was assigned was to obtain a clearance and go help out battalion intel in between missions (training ops when stateside).
They file after action reports, they build terrain models (copying a map into a physical representation in a literal sandbox) and looking up past afteraction reports for an area prior to a mission somewhere. Thats it. They do the same monotonous shit day in and day out. Intel is a desk job.
All the high level jason bourne shit happens at a high level (like regiment and higher) and you will never take part in it unless you stay in for long enough to pick up staff NCO enlisted side or LTCOL officer side.
Sebastian Fisher
I wanted to do Jason Bourne shit..
What about CIA?
Joshua Wilson
Well he can always join CIA .. Unless he is a big guy No big guys allowed in CIA
Jose Reed
‘Sup medically unfit bro
Asher Evans
would trade a military career for a gf, just to tell you that. She probably likes you and decided putting you on her leash will have you around. imo.