ITT

Describe an anime that you haven't watched based solely on what you've gathered about it from Sup Forums

>Maid Dragon
Thicc loli who's actually a dragon daily molests a lesbian grade schooler thus causing her to have occasional strokes.

>DBZ
buff guys fight buff aliens in spandex to go into space to team up with an alien in spandex, fight against some dick and the main buff dude turn blonde and becomes buffer also something with a green guy doing tail vore shit and a pink blob guy doing vore shit and there are multiple versions of him.

>Re:Zero

Some guy named Subaru falls into videogame world #5469, suffers a lot, meets hot white elf named Emilia who's retarded and worst girl, there's a girl named Rem, she has a player 2 version with pink hair, and she gets cucked

A family of burly men who like to pose has a centuries long feud with a gay vampire.

>Gundam

Char is best boy, also war is bad - with space robots.

basically that plus a bunch of filler episodes.

>EroManga Sensei

Basically Oreimo but with incest from the beginning? Also the girl is a fucking giant and draws hentai while throwing tantrums.

>he never watched DBZ
How is this possible?

>Youjo Senki
Cunning business man gets killed and "Isekai'd" to WW1 era. God punishes him and he tries to work around said punisments.

>How is this possible?
Not him but same, I never saw it all. I've seen bits and peices of it but never felt like watching the whole damn thing

>watamote
sad girl living a sad life that hits too close home for some people on Sup Forums

Seen an episode or two so whatever

>K-ON

Some retard with just enough brain cells to breath joins a band and they let her stay out of pity. They play in the school really shitty and then the semester ends and they break up their gay relationship or something

>shingeki no kyoujin

One guy can turn into a meat giant if he gets too angry and then turn back into a human. Fights other meat giants that want to destroy the city. His girlfriend has abs.

>Tokyo Ghoul

MC gets infected with vampire alien AIDS and now needs to infect others with vampire alien AIDS to live. Fights the occasional bad guy with weird ass tentacles.

>Bleach
Regular faggot has to kill ghosts with his super katana powers but he transforms into an edgelord half-ghost-thing, there are a fuckton of characters that aren't relevant at all and the ending is fucking awful.

>Lucky Star

A slightly above average slice of life anime with a mediocre art style during the 00's that gets overly praised for being the source of many anons first waifu. Is nowadays easily outclassed by it's successors who improve upon the waifu group formula.

>Haruhi
Sounds like a problem on your end, buddy.

>modoka

I girl who gets tricked into become a magical girl and then everything goes to shit

BUMP

>All style, no substance generic magical girl show, with a slash of yuri and topping of LSD.

Nowadays, the only reason people talk about this show is why it failed so spectacularly?

though that's only the side story it should be the main story

>Patlabor

basically tank police but with less fanservice and mechs instead of tanks

yeah that's kinda an accurate description

featuring lesbian relationships, or at least that's what every madoka thread looks like from the catalog

Also didn't watch it, but it's praised for being weeb Family Guy with otaku instead of pop culture references

To Love Ru but old

>Boku dake ga inai machi
Some beta is removed from the world "It's a Wonderful Life" style; teacher kills everyone; really solid Sup Forums sings of the OP.

>Berserk
One guy got cucked by demons who serve his best friend, he wants to kill the demons until he gets a JRPG party and then it gets super cutesy or something.

No, it had lots of substance. The issue was a huge conflict between wanting to make a really pretty series with no real plot, which is what the first two episodes are if you ignore the kidnapping at the end of episode 1 which isn't explained until the end of episode 10, I think.

From 3 on, there are little hints of plot, but it doesn't really have direction until episode 9.

It had DEEP SYMBOLISM but failed at basic storytelling. You need both.

That's wrong, you have a few misconceptions of how a plot works.
FLFL would have been better in every way if it didn't have a surface-level narrative.
9 was a great episode, but it isn't enough to justify how misdirected the series was.
Remove all that nonsense, remove the kidnapping scene in episode 1, and keep it a mix of school life and PI adventures. Maybe Cocona gets trapped in PI, but without a real antagonist at work. Maybe Papika and Yayaka have to save her, but again without the antagonist.

>Oreimo
This guy wants a girlfriend but ends up marrying his bitchy tsundere literal blood-related sister.

>haruhi

A show about high schoolers who worship a waifu and wait for the end of days when she is supposed to end the world by "announcing season 3"