haven't eaten in 5 days nausea dizziness feel like hell
oh i also forgot to say that the nhs is fucking atrocious and i slept so much on my birthday my mother had to call univeristy security to make sure i wasnt dead
Thomas Perez
Hope my parents use this as an excuse to permaban my brother from the xbox lads. Terrible behaviour just witnessed.
Julian Jones
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Samuel Miller
eat something user. what's wrong?
Robert Lewis
Ok user let me get this straight
>codeine (cocodamol) withdrawals >400mg of MDMA comedown >you're sick as a dog >you took a psychedelic drug >allergic reaction to the penicillin >you've messaged your ex and pissed yourself
Holy shit. You are at absolute rock bottom. Just gotta ride it out. This too shall pass. Go to the shop and buy some 5htp and take one a day. Make sure you eat properly and get plenty of sleep. Take caffeine when needed to keep you sane. You'll be alright very quickly my man.
Brandon Jackson
Sort yourself out
Levi Williams
general gist, but theres even more worse shit i left out i legit am at rock bottom.
Kevin Smith
What’s the worst shit?
Shit yourself too?
Evan Fisher
This will probably be the worst you'll ever feel in your entire life. Everything else will be compared to this feel you have currently and seem minor in comparison.
It's so shit it's almost perfect. Holy fuck. Stay strong user.
Mason Morgan
You have my sympathies user, sounds like hell on earth
Angel Lee
Could be worse. Don't do drugs.
Jordan Adams
well i mean other shit on top, really
like the fact ive had 2 fucking exams during this worst birthday of my life (most of it asleep, half of it stressing about my exgf response which i still havent read etc) spent alone.
ugh.
Colton Harris
read the response. rip the plaster off.
Hudson Moore
maybe you'll have a little cry. maybe you'll be happy. read the response and go have a shower.
Anthony Diaz
Just delete it and don’t read it, then delete her contact details
You shouldn’t even have them in the first place
Ryder Hughes
What he said
Austin Morales
It's not pasta I just want to know what is wrong with bjj.
>huur but pube someone's feelings got hurt aw diddums
Cameron Diaz
just gonna knock myself out with diazepam for a few days i think
its the worst possible scenario it was on snapchat "why do i always think of you when im on mdma" "insta regretted that one" "its true tho lol"
kill me
Samuel Ortiz
It's a bit too /britfeel/. Thank you for your service Pubes.
Luis Anderson
>decide not to eat >die
Parker Rivera
Nah, just witnessed a shitstorm in my own house. It's good to know that other peoples lives are worse
Carson Scott
correction "why do i always think of you when im on mdma?" "what does that mean?" then the rest
lost 5kg this week
Nathaniel Murphy
it's very important that you realise that you haven't done any permanent damage to yourself. you'll be fine soon. Also eat some fucking food and drink some fucking water.
Camden Bell
Fuck off pube, thats from /asp/
Blake Stewart
Everyone does cringy shit like that mate. I've done way worse. Maybe she thought it was sweet?
Nathaniel Sanders
i feel too sick to eat i also have a crippling headache
i managed to get some orange juice down earlier
Jacob Mitchell
*buys your housing*
Oliver Morgan
shut up
Aaron Anderson
Anyone watching Newsnight?
Kevin Russell
if you have to vomit then vomit but just try and get some food down your neck
Anthony Evans
Take some ibuprofen and drink some water, at least a pint
Oliver Reed
the only cuties are the 2 on the right.
Adam Sanders
i messaged her when i woke up as a snapchat image (because i didnt want to read the chat and cringe) and said "I'm not opening that because im gonna cringe so hard" as a kinda litmus test, as in, if she replied, it wasnt a horrific denial on my birthday, and if she didnt reply, it was a denial
she didnt respond
Joseph Murphy
eat bread if your struggling, taramasalata for protein
Josiah Fisher
The fucks going on with yellow coat
Carter Adams
Lies and larps, I dont fucking know. Anyway hows the MT going? The wai khru still give you a boner?
Wyatt Sanders
i stopped watching tv a few years ago m8 probs only turn it on at about tennish sometimes because i know family guy or something will be on bbc 3
Levi Baker
>Lies and larps Imagine being such an insecure dyef.
Cameron Stewart
not necessarily a denial.
Mason Morgan
its a little thing called fashion user.
Eli Garcia
Looks like she got spanked for eating all the sherbert...
Caleb Lewis
oi lads anyone ever thought about living self sufficiently in britain ?
Gavin Morris
at least you care enough to reply lads thanks for letting me get it off my chest
probably gonna knock myself out with some vallies soon. ive stopped taking that penicillin that im allergic to so maybe in the morning a miracle befalls me and i feel better and she texts me or something telling me she loves me still
>y-you never talk to me, thats why I shitpost Ask an honest question, get a shitpost answer. Dont know why I even bother.
Liam Baker
emergent service workers and new affluent workers were a mistake technical middle class+traditional working class uprising when
Jayden Parker
t. never been on an mdma comedown
lol.
Christopher Collins
>larping about watching bbc3 what the fuck is brit/pol/ anymore
Austin Stewart
This Areeq Chowdhury guy on Newsnight is such a fucking snake
Levi Russell
don't miss those days
Brandon Clark
>never lived alone >never been away from parents >very strongly considering moving to germany to marry my ex and get her pregnant because i'm 24 and freaking out about being a neet loser just gonna do it any thoughts lads?
Zachary Thompson
Eat something before the vallies & sleep mate, get some calories and water in you. Seriously.
I had the worst morning ever, couldn't stop puking, severe crippling depression. I've done worse things, like other people have said.
This is transient, it'll pass. You'll be okay.
Blake Russell
nice one poorfag
I was shitposting from the start, trying to see how many bjj mongs are left and so far it only looks like its just you.
>asking an "honest" question alongside your shitpost negates the fact that you're still shitposting cmon
Yeah go tell your friends abou- oh wait haha, call your mum, I bet she'll listen.
Eli Gonzalez
I remember going to work at new Scotland Yard on a massive comedown
Fuuuuuck that
Nathaniel Jackson
you'll be a neet in germany too though?
Carter Johnson
moved out about 6 months ago after finishing uni. Working full time and using that money to pay for rent and bills is pretty damn shit desu mate
Joshua Martin
someone needs to sort of a decent general when the next bread comes around these ones are shitebags
Connor Brown
The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of teacakes and when the drains finally spill over, all the posters will drown. The accumulated filth of all their teacakes and tripnoncing will foam up about their waists and all the Deanposters and Shitposters will look up and shout "Save us!"... and the mods will look down and whisper "No."
Brayden Bell
>Yeah go tell your friends abou- oh wait haha, call your mum, I bet she'll listen.
topkek mate, thanks for proving you've never done mdma this entire thread could've been replies of "unironically kill yourself" and i wouldnt feel worse i feel sorry that you're so angry inside you feel the need to post that kek. i used to be like you, proper angry at useless shite at the internet because i had issues that needed resolving
take 400ug acid and you won't be angry inside, trust.
Brayden Gomez
that warmed up death feel
Jonathan Wilson
>i had issues that needed resolving >had
Kayden Gray
Positive life changes are more likely to be successful and lasting if made incrementally If you upend your entire existence you're likely to just trade being a neet loser here for being a neet loser with a dependent child and a wife who doesn't love you in Germany The best way to improve your life is to improve yourself, not to try and trade it for a different one
Chase Hughes
Germany has lots of factories and my gf will help me get a job, i'll be working part time soon so I can save up for a bit
Plus i'm gonna go for bennies like a refugee because why not I don't want to be a loesr anymore and my ex is literally perfect and wants me back so why not
everyone has issues im talking about deep down anger shit.
Daniel Carter
>calling yourself useless shite Atleast you got that right.
Nolan Torres
why the fuck not? if you've got fuck all else going for you then why the fuck not?
Cameron Sullivan
it is useless shite to you though isn't it this is what you don't get you don't know me, my fate has a 99.9% chance of never affecting you, and its words on the internet
literal useless shite for you. not for me, because it's how i feel. lol.
Parker Reyes
Just eaten a shit tier piece of fish lads. Tfw cant afford proper food.
Samuel Wilson
actually do call your mum soon though. obviously just act like everythings normal though.
Adam Moore
Yeah he's a nutter.
Matthew Green
Germany should have won
Kevin Powell
is video game "speedrunning" the most autistic hobby in which someone can partake?
Aiden Collins
ive been in regular contact, dont worry m8
Hunter Collins
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Christopher Davis
fuck off you stupid slave morality 'good guys' and 'bad guys' no nuance american cunt
James Johnson
>the most autistic hobby in which someone can partake? That would be posting in brit/pol/
Lucas Murphy
was that guy from earlier serious about beefing in aberdeen?
i might just go to that, where is it?
Dominic Russell
yeh been thinking about this recently its true but does that mean things basically just continuously get worse?
Noah Perry
It would be if there weren't people posting about British Nationalism on a Laotian Birdhouse Building forum.
Asher Adams
...
John Lee
no things are always fucking perfect we just don't realise it.
James Mitchell
This man comes up to you and says he needs money as he can no longer afford his retrovirals for AIDS treatment as his local NHS department was taken over by the Islington Jihadic Brigade, do you help him?
Xavier Reed
Moloch is cancer
Nolan Lee
Once the wogs find out he's a jew, he's fucked anyway
Michael Green
He was an animeposter so he probably was making a headpat challenge, not an actual fight.
>And it chars my heart to always hear you calling >Calling for the good old days >Because there were no good old days >These are the good old days
Anthony Morales
stick a tampon up there to soak it all up
Grayson Long
I'd ask "Why hasn't he shared his Poz with me?" and pull down my trousers, obviously.
remember, it's a badge of honour to be HIV POSITIVE in todays society.
Ian Smith
I can see it now
>Tripmongs tip off Grampian Police about the fight >A bacon wagon is sent out to the harbour on the big night >The pigs get their gear on and move out >Moment they get to the location of the supposed scrap, they are greeted by other men headpatting each other while making anime girl noises
