How much would you pay for your waifu?

How much would you pay for your waifu?

Nothing because she hates existing. She's happier this way.

Everything.

I couldn't afford her.

What's this meme called?

Everything.

Buying my waifu isn't going to make her love me.

I couldn't pay for her, she is not a possession. But I would give my soul to save her, even if I have to suffer for all of eternity.

1000¥

Compensated dating.

as much as it would take

money is no object

What
Do you know how the world works?

Two wedding rings, a marriage license, a wedding, and my lifelong fidelity. An absolute bargain.

How incredibly true

Why pay when you can rape?

Nothing, why would I make the person I love the most to live with such a miserable person as myself?

Why would you waifu be a shitty person concerned with materialism?

Idk but I need more of it.

Prostitution?

Why is snail so cheap?

>Pay money to bring you waifu to laifu.
>you get friend zoned.
>she falls in love and fucks another guy.
You attend their wedding

if tomoko existed she would be mine, no money involved

One fancy cake.

No, I mean this meme specifically, where it shows the waifu getting money and then cuts to ahegao.

A couple quarters, some juicy fruit, and pocket lint.

Beautiful answer.