ITT: Best Moms

The things I'd do to her if she was my mom
>Move out and be an adult
>Get college degree and a good job
>Make her proud of me
>Buy her a house and a car
>Maybe take her to tour around the world

Do you have a momu?

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How would your mom feel if she read this?

How would your mom feel if she knew you browse Sup Forums?

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mommy's cummies

Worst mom the goddess of cuck

how would you feel if you knew your mom knew about Sup Forums

She's the cutest girl in her series.

How would you feel if your mom posted on Sup Forums?

depends on which board she posts on ofcourse

/soc/

Moms can't be pure because they're used goods.

My mom is the best of course.

>seasonal mom

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Barakamom is top tier

>best mom hasn't been posted yet

Brave moms only

would be purified by

Would not be birthed by

Would go through world ending ptsd for

Would watch a shitty anime just to see her

My mom browses Sup Forums.

Checkmate atheists.

God-tier.

Would drop martial arts and become a nerd for

I'm still mad

I'm so sorry

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Better mom than real mom

Would struggle for

Would ignore we're not actually related, get teen pregnant for and become homosexual life partners after her latest stint in jail with.

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There need to be more moms like her.

She's a very nice mom

Orihime having her fairies follow Kazui around like little bodyguards makes me smile every time.

She may have problems, but I love my real momu.

you know why

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momus are not for lewding

>Mother's Day in 3 weeks
>Haven't called her in a year
>Half way across the world
Where did I fuck up.

>not leaving with your mom after 30
out of my sight

Would watch old school albums and get bullied by

Why haven't you called her in a year though? I talk to my mom almost every day, whether through call, text, or facetime.

I know it's not a good excuse, but I just got caught up with work and never got around to calling her.
Also have crippling inferior complex, I'm afraid she'll tell me I'm a disappointment.

Hey you got a job, that puts you above a lot of people these days.

No mom could beat MY mom

You're both at extremes of how things should be, unless your mom fucked you as a kid or something you should call her more often than once a year no matter how far away you are, like that's not an excuse anymore considering technology. on the other hand if you're not living with your parents what reason could there possibly be for talking to them every day? Weekend calls to get up to speed with them is a happy medium between care and independence.

You're mom is a weak.

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>if you're not living with your parents what reason could there possibly be for talking to them every day?
I'm just close to my mom. When I mean talk, sometimes it's just her sending a funny meme in the family group-chat and then we all ask each other how our day was. Plus she tends to text us goodnight and that she loves us(my sibling and I) before she goes to bed.

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Oddly enough that's not wrong.

shutup!

I'm going to sue you, you gave me diabetes. You're like from a 60s sitcom

would you guys marry your mommu if it meant taking care of her child?
every time you introduce the child you'd have to say shit like:
>hey guys, this is my wife's son

or just say 'hi this is me'

So I would have to take care of myself?

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kinda like trunks I guess

If you can't call her out of fear and anxiety then maybe starting off with a text is better.

...really? I'm awed, beguiled and somewhat envious hearing of such tender intimacies occurring within your family.

It's been a year, if she's not horrible she fucking deserves a phone call.

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Except for Kyrie. Fuck Kyrie and Rudolph.

Greatest.

>have a mom like that
>move out
???

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>the most chill mom & dad ended up being the most psychotic ones by the end
wew

Bestest mom.

It happens. Losing contact with anyone for a prolonged amount of time will do that. Try your hardest user, and don't put it off anymore. It'll get better if you just do it.

Literally the only good thing that come out from Shitadora.

>F/a/mily counseling
You guys are making me cry.

>user has probably called his mom a faggot

Best mom? Best mom.

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Masane is for balls-deep, no condom procreating sex.

What a cute mom.

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She may not have been the actual mother but fuck was she a good mom.

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I want to fuck touko. She looks so sexy when her hair is down

Touko is always attractive. I want to give her a child of her own.

Technically not a mom.

How lewd do you like your moms?

Lewd enough to NTR her from my other mom
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oh i haven't read that far how did she react to Naru (future daughter-in-law)?

>that fucking awful tumblr gif

>tfw no small chubbo mom

What she did was questionable, but her daughter ended up being perfect so clearly something went right.

>there is actualy porn of her

sauce me my man

Lolimoms are best mom.

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She deserves to be happy, at least for a little bit.