French tourist cucked by sexy Aussie Kangaroo

Tourist is blocked from public toilets by hilarious sexy kangaroo striking ‘come hither’ pose

French tourist couldn't poo in the loo because of the big kangaroo dick

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what a magical place keep up the good work Bruce

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Aussie alpha wildlife.

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How can frenchies compete

this is a nice thread. Thank you mate.

>Amerimutt thread
>Every European on Sup Forums flocks to thread

>French tourist can't take a shit because of a kangaroo thread
>Not a single Europoo in sight.
Really makes you thunk hmmm

thank god for australia

How can other wildlifes even compete.

Based Roo.

No poo in loo for you said based roo.

We can't. I, for one, welcome our new marsupial overlords.

>it's a french tactical retreat episode
surprised the baguette didn't suck his cock desu

What a cool dude, i bet the furries would love him

They'll rule over you much more kindly than your present caliphate.

>Shit talk a roo
>he grabs you with his 40cm biceps and procedes to kick the Shit out of you while balancing himself on his tail

>Shit talk a muzzie
>ignites his vest and destroys you, your family and your precious frog legs

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lol

legit question, Aussiefag.
Do Kangoroo rape human?

You feelin frisky and risky eh?

I've seen one mount a German tourist. She loved it too cause she didn't try to get away.

So I guess you really can't call it rape.

WE WUZ KANGAROOZ

Pretty are the predators of our land
youtube.com/watch?v=YV2GGEo1cWU

*blocks your path*

You mirin'?

How dis make u feel white boi? We take u women

Hahahaha !!!

*unzips my pants and grabs a handful of the hair on the back of your head*

"dude, you're my bitch now"

*smiles at camera as canned laugh track plays*

"C'mere, bitch boy"

*camera pans down to your crying face as I Force my cock down the back of your throat*

how can white bois even compete?

>Kangaroo
Kangaroo no more.
He has ascended into the realm of the KANGaroos.

>"That'll be $500 sir."
But by god does that look good.

with KANG-a-Roos' and Emus' ruling, how can you people even survive?

The Chad Roo vs the virgin emu

Operation LAZARUS reporting in. . .

for a kek.

kekekekekekekkekek

golden OP

I saw two of those things fighting one time on a business trip to aus. They were standing up. looked like people, sorta. at first i thought it was people. really odd.

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Don't forget about the highly vemonous snakes and the spiders with hand-sized bodies.

Shit is so fucked up down there that the beavers evolved duck bills and laying eggs.

This thread is a reminder that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be an Aussie with a ridiculous story to distract you from the existential pain of existence.

God bless, you mad cunts.

Was that snapped by a Japanese tourist with an auto pixelation camera?

>You will never experience a Male-on-male-on-female-on-male foursome

Oh, to be a KANG-aroo for a day...

Some of them can grow taller than the average Aussie so on the corner of your eye you can mistake them for a human.

Cheeky fucker is giving peppa a reacharound at the same time.

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Is this London?