Identify other /pol acks and 4channers in public

I was talking to a friend about the old Reddit joke of saying "The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight" as a way to identify other Redditors. Why the fuck isn't their some /pol version of that? Sure their is MAGA hats and Black and Yellow Fred Perry Polos but we need something stable and definable. (Pic kinda related but not really)

>wanting to meet people from this web forum
have you thought this through?

Used to be stuff like pools closed (due to aids)

Sometimes I find myself trying to use green text instead of parentheses IRL. And, I have called people user.

Holy shit fuck off I hope this is bait
>SAGE

Carry one with you.

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there is, just listen for how often a person uses the word "degenerate" in real life

i dont think many do. just look at some of the reaponses to threads topics what they consider to be a part of, "the movement", "community" or some other shit in their heads.
its a shitposting cartoon board, go away.

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>Identify other /pol acks and 4channers in public
Say "kek" when somebody says something funny and note who doesn't reply, "What?"

are you fuckin kidding.
> the feels
> kangz
Fuck off. Probably data mine.

Don't do this if you enjoy any semblance of normalcy.

just say le 56%

Say hitler did nothing wrong and gauge their reaction

Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat

I just say shit like "I know who killed Tupac" and if they give a knowing nod or a giggle then I know

Ways to identify a Sup Forums poster

>has a strong jaw
>but still looks nerdy
>is generally pretty chill and nice, just don't ask him about (((them)))
>rolls his eyes whenever someone spouts a lefty talking point like muh wage gap"
>doesn't take anything too seriously
>probably has a beard
>probably looks like he works out once a month - still fat but muscles are there
>knows about anime
>pretty quiet

WHAT IS THAT EXTRA LINE DOING THERE ON Sup Forums?!

This lmao

FUCK OFF GOOLAG

I try not to say this because this is completely true.

> Article about new hate symbol shows up on Twitter.

I don't think anyone goes to meetups or any of that shit when it comes to the community on Sup Forums.
Even if there is a meetup, it's never talked about or promoted and an e-celeb is hosting it

Nothing sus...

Any use of the word kangz, kek, and user, are immediate signs of Sup Forums. Didn't even think of that maybe I'm just slow. Anybody have that picture that says " You are 15-25, male, non religious, above-average intelligence but under-achiever, and some other shit i can't remember." That's a pretty accurate description of Sup Forums

>tfw you meme'd your friend group into beginning a phase of calling excessive drinking "god damned degenerates"

>user describes me
mfw

Enjoy ban for trolling

Look for the acne-ridden, drunk idiot with a swastika tattoo who keeps asking to see your dick.

Ayeeee I found it, how to identify a Sup Forums ack

>how can I out Sup Forumsdocs url?
Memes, you shill. If you don't know them You're not one of us.

Any moderately obese racist virgin who tries to be funny but is not should be a pretty good tip-off

>above average intelligence
Lel

“Nigger” is the secret word.

Good, but I think you should also add white, and for fucks sake, change "above-average intelligence" to completely retarded

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I remember that spongebob episode

I think [mildly controversial opinion], desu.

>OP didn’t already know
SAD!

no "completely retarded" only applies to leftypol

that was for b and now 9k
not pol

It’s funny because I was working on a theory to explain the how social networks work and memetic volatility using graphs.

I say "every fucking time" a lot but no one gets it

idk man we're getting old now

Do you remember when this guy took over 3000 Americans to flavour town?

How to actually identify a Sup Forums user

>you can't because that would entail leaving mom's basement

I have to do a cultural analysis for my uni class here pretty soon.
Pros and cons of doing it on pol and effectively outing myself?
I'm well passed the point of caring if I scare off my peers. But I don't want to fuck up my academic/professional career.

R9k isn't intelligent

Just look for extreme autism and or schizophrenia.

>Non-Religious
Pol is a Christian board you degenerate

This faggot attention whoring is what made project chanology kill Sup Forums

We believe in kek not christ

You are the biggest faggot I've ever seen in my life.

Close

>commie
>on Sup Forums
>self identified as retarded

Yep checks out

Christ is Odin

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same pretty accurate.

nope.

> to completely retarded
It isn't supposed to describe leftypol

WOW that showed us ebil nazis

Uses fantasy books as a way to prove point.

Have you not learned anything from religion?

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You guys are so original

You are a communist gtfo your ideologies have killed countless of people you were created by Jews (communism)

But everyone think they are.

Yup thats me

That was just aweful. You should feel bad.

Christ I'm glad I'm not the only one that knows to follow the path of light. For fucks sake the state of this board.

This, you can fit it in your wallet. If your talking politics with someone just pull it out and look at it at one point so the other person sees. If they're actually a fucking normie just say "its my favorite card"

You do realize anyone who works is proletariet right? That includes CEO and boardroom execs.

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>your ideologies have killed countless of people
Countless fucking Nazis, yes.
>you were created by Jews (communism)
Uhh, what? ok haha

If that library belongs to /leftypol/, then why the fuck did they not burn it down already? Or were they so busy burning the trashcans first that they didn't have the time to do so yet?

You just described me

Most of the shit that sticks on here permeates every day life eventually when you think about it

Yes, multiple people can use reason and common sense to get to the same conclusion. In this case the conclusion was: you are retarded.

This
Fuck newfags

Why? You can usually tell who goes on Sup Forums by how they look.

Why do you come to Sup Forums? I mean its fine im just saying communism is a failure all forms of it

If you aren't fucking autistic you can immediately tell when someone else is a Sup Forums user, it's not hard, just don't be fucking autistic.

Is that the fiction section?

user, I...

Because, they're not communists, not Nazis? I know I don't belong here but it's really just kind of entertaining to see how stupid people are here lol, kinda like how it's fun to look at ultra-sjw tumblr blogs
it's just funny to me in a way

>tfw he doesn't know about the card.

That's not an extra line

This but with “unironically” because it’s a made up word used almost exclusively here

>Why people are the real Muslims

You say "gas the kikes" and if the other person is a Sup Forumslack they will respond with "race war now"

I go with "it's all so tiresome". I've had decent results.

Shit

Do you want to gas all National Socialist?

Thanks for the tip on "the card" sorry I'm too fucking autistic that i didn't immediately figure that out when someone posed a picture of it. I'm such a shitter, 9 months and I'm still a newfag.

I said shekels unironically tonight, think i need to take a break from this site, pretty sure that would be direct ID of me being polack

>implying Sup Forums isn’t 68% INTJ Christian female lurkers
WHERE YA AT LADIES

Sup Forums is a christian board

>saying kikes in public
>saying race war in public
it needs to be more subtle that shit will get you practically blacklisted by the normies

I'm very upset at the lack of gas the kikes race war now 1488 on Sup Forums for the past 6 months