Chocolate milk

Guys, please look after my chocolate milk while I'm gone

ok but how much time

mmm that was delicious

I drinked it

I'm going go spit user-kun's milk so he can have a piece of me inside of him.

You're lucky that I'm lactose intolerant, user.

Real Anons drink blood

Your chocolate milk is safe with me, OP.

I took a piece of shit and put it in the drink, stirred it up a bit then scooped it out.

you don't need this shit son. you only need a galon of whole milk every day

GOMAD

Of course, OP, let me... AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

...

I-I'm just passying by. Totally not interested in that delicious big black choco.

Carpeting was your first mistake

oh fuck

OH GOD IM OUTTA HERE

>look through the window
>see this
wat do Sup Forums?

not anime
Also old and gay

*unzips dick*

*zips it back up accidentally cutting off the foreskin*
Whoops

Hey guys, I'm back, where is my milk... Stop what the FUCK ????!!!!!

At least it wasn't frosting

By the time I get outside he would had jumped over my house into the next street with his level 10 squatter legs.

Drink my spit...I mean your milk, I love you!

Firstly, I want to know, are you a guy or girl ?

Yes

Would you drink girl's chocolate milk if you know what I mean?

Don't be stupid. All Sup Forumsnons are little girls.

No, I don't

No. But I would drink her lemonade.

No, I don't.

Guy why am I seeing the same posts several times?

Well guys, I take what left from my milk and go away "lick off the milk from floor".

Bye !

Must be a problem on your end, buddy.