Tfw no bears left in this country

>tfw no bears left in this country
All we got left are cuck tier animals like squirrels and pigeons.

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and your little red squirrels are getting cucked by the superior alpha north american grey squirrels

Guess its a good thing they banned hunting in your country then. Now get back to Sup Forums with your weak ass shit.

When did that happen? I saw hunters yesterday.

>leaf

>airgun hunting

Just be grateful pixie's and banshee's arent still a thing.

You wish you could hunt like we do. Semi auto center fire rifles and all the big game you can shoot. I took two good size white tails this season

Dude, hunting is pretty much the #1 reason of why you would get a co-terminous FAC.

Did you ask Trudeau for permission?

You kippers are only allowed shotguns, 22s and air rifles. Soon you will only be allowed pointed sticks

But not too pointy or you might have to bin it.

>my state has so many wolves that there's a hunting season for them
>also bears, moose, elk, coyotes, and mountain lions

>mfw there are some bears and boars on the hills near my house that keep fucking up my olive trees

I also believe they just do it in spite since they slash the tree's base without touching anything else.

>shooting animals with high powered rifles from a safe distance
What a real man you are

You should shoot niggers instead

Why do yanks and snow yanks go caliber crazy. Using >.30 outside of Tahr and Elk is fuckin retarded and a waste of money and meat.

At some time in history these animals were worshiped by your people. Sad

Because sneaking up on a deer and hitting it over the head with a club only happens in the movies

correct me if im wrong, but young bears have soft claws and teeth and they scratch it on shit to harden it, kinda like a deer in velvet.

Think the bears are taking care of the niggers since I haven't seen one in months in a 20km area.

what's he supposed to do, hunt the thing with a knife like a fucking african?

BIG

GRAY

SQUIRREL

9.3x62 hahah.

I don't think that's true in the slightest. It was the Saxons who hunted the wolves and the last Eurasian bears into extinction.

Yeah bears and boars are common to slash trees to clean/fix their fangs, but can't they do it in the comfy forest trees? Why must they fuck my olives up it's even further away...

>acknowledging the existence of Sup Forums
It's not 2008 anymore, newfriend. No one cares.

Back in my hometown I came almost face to face with a bear, twice. Once behind the restaurant and once in the park. Good thing that I was close enough to the "wall" (a huge structure with apps/shops/etc) that fucker was running at me

Men devoted to a foreign desert religion killed them.

That’s Mexican Indians. Africans use spears.

But why? Unless its a brisket shot you're just going to waste two legs and a fair bit of back steak. Inside of 100m .243 should be enough for anything smaller then Sambar and Elk.

What type of bear?
Sounds like a rush.

Britain has a longer history of hunting than Canada does. Hunting is not banned.

Besides, grabbing your neighbor's cat from the porch to throw into a boiling pot is not hunting, Aaron Wong.

Appease the bear

Black bears, not the craziest but still enough to fuck you up

Dunno, is Olive sappy? Ive seen pigs fuck up Orchids and Cabbage trees to get at the roots

I wish bears had civilization culture and society.

>When you're so successful you hunt all your major predators into extinction, changing an entire ecosystem to fit your will
>500 years later some beta faggot cries about it on a laotian hair braiding forum

Rib shots. Behind the front shoulder. Never ruins meat. Not even the back straps. And gutting it is a snap. Just shake the guts out through the exit wound

Me too.

youtube.com/watch?v=rbE53XUtVw0

Is importing foreign animals also a part of our success?

Black bears will actually eat you if given the chance.

Bullshit, even .223 ribbies fuck some portion or leg

Black bears are fucking pussies

I heard of a guy out east scaring one away by pissing at it

Lmao have a (You)

No it's a pretty dry tree.

By foreign animals, I mean niggers and pakis.
Also, maybe you wouldn't be such a soy boy if still had some predators, fat boy.

>Native bears that mostly kept to themselves and were largely killed off for sport and entertainment
>Replace with sex predators and call it a success

Yes, but the pigeons are large and ferocious.

>Cuck tier

Nibba, realise you live on gods own island.

No poisonous animals.
No death bringing animals at all.
No great natural disasters.
Climate is neither too hot nor too cold.

We're literally gods chosen island.

Shut it idiot leaf no one cares. Go out and lower your taxes oh wait you won't you like being ruled faggot. You like the way the wealthy distributes evenly through out Canada in terms of Healthcare. Except, now the gov gets choose who lives and Who dies. How?

"I have heart problem plz help no monies"
-Canada gov" Sure come on in we will let you see someone right away"
"Gee Canada Single payer is grrreeat!"
-Canada Gov Doctor "hmm seems to be worse than though you néed new heart right away 150k, but no payment from you cuz Canada"
"Omg no way yayy! OK let's do it"
-Canada Gov "ok I will see you in 11months for operation"
"But u said I need it ASAP?"
-Canada Gov " Well others need one to Gosh wait your turn you ungrateful spas, go have the surgery in USA if you want because you probably going to have to as you will be gone in 1month, so if you got da money of course go do it ahahaha"
"OK USA here I come! Mixed Capitalistic economy is great Canada sucks I wish they had a free Healthcare market!"

>Cabbage trees

>Cabbage
>Tree

My dude

...

>Native bears that mostly kept to themselves and were largely killed off for sport and entertainment
>for sport and entertainment
Not true. I'd still like to have a few bears knocking around the place, but they weren't killed for entertainment.

T. Soyboy. Bet mummy didn't even let you play in the dirt did she.

.223 is explosive at close ranges. Does a lot more cavitational damage. The larger 9.3 just hammers through like a shotgun slug

What’s the British equivalent of “Oy Vey!”?

Canadian prime minister harper’s wife actually went off on some hunter who killed a cougar for food. Told him he had a “small penis” and shit. Dumb bitch claims to hunt and fish but then gets mad when someone kills something that looks like her kitty

That was your people Genghis

Had a bear on my street last week

>>TFW britbongs will never have this happen and I had the option to shoot em with MUH GUN

Meh.
Once it's charging you good luck scaring it away.

>No death bringing animals at all.
Be careful.

There are tree's other then radiata you dim cunt yank. She's because the shoots taste like cabbage.

First I have heard of it, been lamping and shooting from when I was kid. Long live the red squirrel youtube.com/watch?v=yjK2mERMZk4

Out of M25er spotted. We have playgrounds in the civilised world.

People have no respect for nature. Animals are awesome!

>There are also a number of deities from Celtic Gaul and Britain associated with the bear, and the Dacians, Thracians, and Getians were noted to worship bears and annually celebrate the bear dance festival. The bear is featured on many totems throughout northern cultures that carve them.[3]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_worship

That's one ugly ass fox
Looks like an asian fox

My grandfather brought a cub back from the woods, he was gonna use it as a pet/farm animal. But after a few hours of havoc in the barn, he opened the doors so it could run into the forest. It pretty much destroyed the barn. I've been told.

Same man hunted when he wanted to hunt and fished where he felt like fishing. Did time for it too.

Proud to follow the same footsteps as him.

more accurately

So do we, but we also play outside and explore instead of being overprotected like babies.

You won't be so lucky the 3rd time you fucker, stay away from your home town

I killed a bobcat with a .303 last year just to get an up close look at it and my penis is average size at best.

“Bloody hell” I presume

They still awesome when they massacre your form of income? Empathy is whats ruined this world, its why the chink's still have an ethnostate.

When I was a kid I found an injured bird and let it heal in a box for a few days then released it and every day for a year it would come sit in my garden, or sit on the chimney of the house across the street, and then one day some cunt magpies pecked it to death.

What did you do to make it go away?

>2018
>Thinks playing in mud is a hardcore adult activity.

Bears need to fuck off back yo russia

You should have taken the pelt, they’re worth hundreds

>too dumb to form a simple abstraction to realise I was referencing the past.

>implying it isnt

>adults can’t have fun playing in the mu-

A little shouting, clapping, chest beating, and rearing up makes them fuck off if you aren’t a cuck

My dad punched one in the throat and sent it packing

Black bears are the cucks of bears

Oi, m8

Well I live in a range with a bunch of bears, and they are super annoying cunts.
You can take all precautions and keep your yard and such tidy and free of smells to entice a bear and one will come along and decide they want to see what's in your house anyways, and they will fuck your shit up.

Literally if I take all of my dogs to the vet at the same time, a grizzly will break into my house.

They are natures niggers.

try northern BC/Yukon/Alaska if you want to be eaten

Why cant yanks into quads and side by sides?

I’d watch the fuck out of a horror movie about a swan terrorizing a sleepy british town, with jaws soundtrack

Bear baiting? It was popular in England and its territories for literally hundreds of years. It was only officially banned in the 19th century.

Most of the time they'll wander off on their own. They're kind of like big dumb curious dogs. You yell at them or make a bit of noise and they scatter off.

I've had a cub crawl from a tree on my property to my roof. He was up there was a couple of hours and we had no idea where mama bear was. That's when it's scary because they will FUCK SHIT UP when it comes to their Cubs. That's when muh gun and a city slicker will sadly never understand the threat of a wild animal.

And yes, that includes niggers.

we have tons of em. its silly what people do to them

He's a London fag, those people aren't even human at this point.

Fucking cunts. RIP bird bro.

Geese are angry cunts too.

"Bloody Hell"
"Ohh Bollocks
"cunt"

Should be putting them to use ya lazy cunts. Also learn how to utility vehicles, same goes for you poms.

>Colonials

But seriously what's the point in this? you're just getting your shit all dirty.

>go to Sup Forums for a laugh
>there's nothing here
>It's all traps now
>There aren't even random porn threads
>holy fuck maybe there are shitposts
> 3+ pages
>just traps
>r8 my dick

I miss when Sup Forums was 70% porn, 25% funny porn, and 5% memeposting and non-porn OC.

Not allowed to harm the cunts either since its the queens property