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More japanise trucks of death lease!

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How did you get this far into fuuka? It was just so fucking bad, the only way I got through it was because of the shitposters on mangahere.

Is there anything lazier than japanese truck of death appearing out of nowhere?

This isn't a truck dealership user. I doubt anyone here can even lease one out to you.

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Memory loss is quite shitty too.

>lease
Kami sama will offer you a deal you cannot refuse.

dende?

Not that Kami sama.
The Kami sama of being hit by transport vehicles.

HOW BIG IS THAT TRUCK?
... How small is that person???

She's japanese.
So around 155 cm I imagine.

You can lease reincarnation trucks now? What a world we live in.

>So around 155 cm I imagine.
close

that was what was going to happen to Fuuka originally

When will we get the Gaijin isekai?

Oh wait:
megatokyo.com/strip/16

Fuck you on about.
Have you seen a truck in real life?
Im 180cm and I would be under the windshield of this standard issue truck.

The japanese truck often moves in herds, prefering to stroll the roads of wild japan in search of its favourite prey, japanese school girls.

youtube.com/watch?v=yF7FeNjNjHk

Joins us in the fantastic world of wildlife, Japan. Trucks of Prey.

>captcha
>select all the buses

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A cat is fine too

Wait, murderous Japanese trucks are real?

they are carnivorous and hunt for prey ages 6 to 17.
they prefer NEETs

>loli tries to dodge to the left
>truck follows her
What did he mean by this?

They aren't as common as manga will make you believe but the whole Truck-kun thing is based on japanese truck drivers doing the usual japanese thing and overworking themselves to the point that they fall asleep while driving.

Holy shit, that actually gave me chills

>overworking themselves to the point that they fall asleep
this guy looks pretty awake to me

>They aren't as common as manga will make you believe
Go to bed, truck-kun, we're on to you!

PROTIP: That driver isn't a psycho, he have her the scare of her life. She'll never carelessly cross a street ever again.

that one was done so well that I can't really be mad

Saddest one, I cried for real.

youtube.com/watch?v=3BFvN-idN1s

The hell kind of backwards ass logic is that?

I had a gif of all the times Truck kun appeared in western tv shows, and it was pretty damn extensive. I can't seem to find it for the life of me though

Are japs retarded or something?

Why the hell don't they watch their surroundings before deciding to cross the road?

Japanese trucks are folded over 1000 times.

One that works, I can assure you that girl will never ever again cross a street without paying attention.

good job truck-kun you just created another hikki who is too scared to go outside anymore.

That girl had eye contact with the driver that stopped to let him cross the road. Yet that "professional driver" did not stop.

My plan for when I'll have a daughter is something similar, I'll pay to a chad to scare her when she's 16 kinda like pretending he's a rapist so she doesn't date guys like if it was nothing.

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user, there's literally a children crossing sign, this child was going down a supposedly safe street and truck-kun tried to go balls deep in a suburban area.

This is some Arrested Development shit.

can i volunteer for traumatizing your daughter? ill be the dirty old man who abuses her.

Will you bring a gieger counter?

yes, you just have to leave her in the house for the entire day.

TRUCK-SAN DOES NOT CARE

KEEP YOUR CHILDREN OFF THE STREETS BAKA!

>Japanese trucks starting to move their killing spree over to Europe
Suddenly it all makes sense.

>mfw seo and stalker-kun look the same

>an honnest truck driver had his life completely fucked up and became a murderer because some braindead gril jumped onto the road like a retard without watching and without any respect for basic wariness

They did nothing wrong

>tfw japanese trucks are protectors of the streets
>tfw japanese trucks only scare NEETs and lolis to protect them by discouraging them from playing in the dangerous street
>tfw japanese trucks send NEETs and lolis to fantasy worlds so they will have stories to tell later on
>tfw japanese trucks are lonely and misunderstood
>tfw Sup Forums villifies them

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HOLY SHIT, FUCKING SAVED

ITT: nobody posts Japanese trucks

Japanese drive on the wrong side of the road.
The truck overtook the guy who had the camera in his car and wanted to get back into his lane.
Now why he didn't stop right away when saw the child is an entirely different question.

Christ, I'd be honored to be run over by one of those

tangentially related

>filename

driver had enough time to stop desu

He was looking into the phone too.

Not Japanese. Is Korean.

wait a minute, wasnt Truck-Kun in Erased???

>Next page

>isekai where the truck is the MC

Fund it

Too much talking, not enough posting cute trucks!

>if you hit enough kids you get reincarnated to your ideal world

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1 of 2

2 of 2

notice her hair turned black from the bloodsplats

>Mickey

I'll never take anyone seriously with that name.

is that truck saying stfu?

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She'll become a lesbian feminazi mate.

>tch

Thank goodness that you'll never have a daughter then

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Results of natural selection. Lolis in Japan since long are no longer stopping in middle of road when truck is arriving but even successfully dodge persistent trucks.

>pokemon go

I summon Truck-kun in attack mode.

It's the most likely way for a healthy first-worlder to die a premature death.

What is Japan's fax number? They need to hear this asap

Japan's accidental death rate is actually far below that of other first world nations. Suicide is the leading cause of death for teenagers and young adults.

"I killed myself and ended up in an amazing fantasy world with a harem" is probably not a great lesson to be spreading among hikkis though.

Reminder that Akitsuki > Aoi.
Aoi is still sexier, though.

No one is safe.

>4koma isekai from truck-kun PoV
when?

Truck-san: "No! No! Not..not again..."

In a world populated by sentient vehicles ala Cars, a truck is accidentally hit by a human.

It wakes up in our world and has to try to survive pretending to be just a machine while finding its way home. Only its gruff but lovable driver and the wacky crew at the truck company's garage know the truth.

it is transformers

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Exactly. Japan's such a safe place that you need some mechanism for the transfer, and a car accident is the best option. Better than suicide for the reasons you give, and more visually interesting than some first-world disease like cancer.

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Huh. Good point.

How about there's a sinister inter-dimensional conspiracy among all the truckers in the multiverse to hit kids and move them around the multiverse for some evil/obscure purpose.

is this non-fiction about the current state of Europe?

The truck menace must be stopped.

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At least Truck-kun only managed to kill one of them