That's rough

That's rough.

I really hope this is bait.

How fucking defensive can you be?

Poor girl.

3 months is an eternity for the average female in 2017

I haven't had sex ____ ___

You are not missing much
It's overrated.

Oh my god, user.
Are you actually a virgin?!

>tfw haven't had sex in almost a day
Feels bad man

Would she have sex with me if I told her that I've never had sex?

Only if your genetics weren't shit but we are on Sup Forums so something went wrong

>CASH ME
Is there a market for tissue recycling?

I knew what to expect and I was still caught off guard.

Madman

only if you suck at it.

>yfw you learn this anime aired in 2006

Maybe it's worse for someone that know what sex is like and know what they are missing out on?

No its not.

Failed normalfags belong on /r9k/ fuck off.

Hataraki Man aired 11 years ago.

I haven't had sex in 2 days. I literally start fapping after 12 hours of no sex.

Why sex? Why not just masturbate? What is the point of pleasure through sex? It seems to be more annoying since you have to make the other person feel good too.

I've never had sex and I'm over 30.

Impregnation

People like social activities.

How does this happen? Not even joking around, did you just never even try?

how will she ever live??

By getting shitfaced with a guy who writes about food and porn.

This is what pisses me off about "normal" people
>hurr how do you not have a gf it's super easy to get one durrr

I never really even tried. I'm a disgusting rotten bag of fat.

Virgin alert!

I'm 19, how do I not be like you?
>inb4 leave Sup Forums
no.

>3 years no sex

but it is. just lower your standards.
but really don't. earth is full anyway without your weak genes.

It is you retard. You can't miss something you don't know.

Get fit. Hang out with people. Socialize. Network.
Don't be me.

I know of girls who can't even imagine going two weeks without sex. Most of my male friends can't fathom more than few months. Man, I haven't gotten any pussy myself since last summer. I feel like I have to wait until "mating season" to get any action. Being NEET is hard.

>19
>Still a Virgin
Am I doing alright, or have I failed?

...

Just call your ex and ask her.

Thanks for reminding me to rewatch this.

Nah it's not too late, don't worry.

My ex is half the reason I can't do relationships anymore.

You're just a late bloomer user, it's normal to not lose your virginity until your mid-20s.

>don't stick your dick in everything that moves
>suddenly user, who's fucked like two 6/10's in his life, thinks he gets to be condescending to you.
Being a virgin is truly suffering

I know you're lying but I feel better reading that, 24 btw.

Reminder that everyone on Sup Forums is a virgin and anyone who says otherwise is lying.

I lost mine at 19 but that was because I really didn't want to exit my teens a virgin so I fucked a 30 year old Filipina on vacation. Her pussy was so tight, I kept fucking her for the entire month she was visiting.

Nah, i got laid for teh first time at 28 and felt ok.

That is probably not true but I am going to believe it
Hope so
Main issue is I want a relationship deeper than just sex, but figure I'd probably fuck up and played by some girl

GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT

Reminder that a significant portion of Sup Forums is female and is not virgin.

I'm fit and I'm fine with hanging out with people if I don't initiate. It's just how do I hang out with those who already have their own 'groups' without seeming needy/desperate?

Hey we're in this together.

Id rather stick my dick in a meat grinder than fuck a Philipina, literal niggers of Asia

Moyoco Anno needs more adaptations.

>3 years until wizard powers

Females are normalfags by default and normalfags don't count as a part of Sup Forums.

Well, enjoy your ground meat, I suppose?

>Women
>on Sup Forums

You mean landwhales.

I lost mine 2 halloweens ago to some craigslist ad, than paid some junky bitch 10 bucks to suck me. I want to kms.

I said females not women.

Well, yeah, blowjobs are for the receiver's benefit.

what is this normalfag blogging thread doing on my anime board?

I haven't had sex since February

But we're all little girls

I never gave a shit about my virginity in the first place. Why should I even stress about such trivial bullshit?

>lower my standards
>last time I talked to a girl was like 2 years
What now?

>tfw I haven't had sex in three hours

Mods don't exist.

Fem/a/non here who's had sex with 10 boys this week, AMA.

I'm in the same boat as you matey.

LONDON?

Thanks, Kuzu no Honkai. This show has changed Sup Forums.

I blame American shows and movies.

>anime women

London?

...

are you the other half?

There are barely any rights of passage left for modern western men, losing virginity is one of them. In the past, you were considered pretty much a boy if you had not yet been with a woman. The new word for that now is manchild.

I'm a cute girl though.

NON-VIRGINS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a cute butt.

Nah, I'm not lying to make anyone feel better. The average age is still around 17, but that doesn't mean that losing it after that is unusual. Losing it in the college years is perfectly normal, and losing it a few years after is pushing it a bit, but not too late.

Is this good anime?

Sure, bet you're a real cute girl. (male)

Losing your virginity is one of the saddest achievements you could possibly be proud of. Literally graduating from high school is more exclusive of an accomplishment than losing your virginity. Also, anybody can pay to fuck a whore and there's countless girls desperate/horny enough to fuck you regardless of how repulsive you are.

Yes it's great. Anno's wife wrote the original manga.

No because i never really wanted

But I thought we were all girls...

You've convinced me to the same user, I don't wanna be 20 and virgin. Fucking college girls just completely blank me while milfs are all over my shit.

5 months for me. Cant wait

I always assumed there were a lot of /cgl/ on Sup Forums and many of those girls are decent, at least hard 7s. Knowing how many guys cruise cons for sex I don't doubt that a good chunk of Sup Forums are girls who hook up at anime cons.

Fuck off with this shitty blogfest.

Am I missing something here?

Pretty sure most of /cgl/ doesn't actually watch anime and just use it as an excuse to dress up like whores and get attention from dudes.

Indeed, the damage is irreparable.

It's a meme for people who aren't new.

Please God please please PLEASE be in LONDON

I'm 27 and a virgin. Stop worrying, bro. Sooner or later you'll realize that women aren't worth it and the only reason you want sex so badly is because you're afraid of being judged by people who don't even like you in the first place.

Yeah they are part of the ironic weeb crowd satan

720p downloads where?