How the fuck do aussies survive in aussieland with shit like this?

How the fuck do aussies survive in aussieland with shit like this?

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i dont get what you mean, that's clearly a lot of meat.

Are roo burgers any good???

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I unironicaly want a kangaroo as a pet

the same way we survive pic related

guns.

one what?

barely

I dunno, tough times make tough men.
Humans are intelligent and can adapt user.
There is that video on youtube of barefoot wasabi niggers killing Lions with spears N SHEIT ...

>inb4 moved

Pretty easy. We are not fat cunts like you burgers are.

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Have u seen the vid of the roo thats choking out a dude's dog and the dude straight up squares up with it and punches it in the face? Classic. Roos are pussies.

Heh. Well played.

Also, all i see there is Good Quality Protein.

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I tried roo fillets while I was there (pic related), was pretty good both with and without dipping in the Hollandaise-like sauce

Only downside was that it looked like someone took a shit on my fries

Swamp roos killed my father. Delete this.

They just punch it.

Carefully.

Kek

because we’re not faggot ass pussies. Even the actual faggots in this country get along with the wildlife.

Shitskins, chinks and towelheads still don’t know wtf to do when confronted by a fucken roo who’s gonna glass ya for being a shit cunt foreigner

>fist to face shitposting
I like it.

It's basically rabbit, so yes.

So you're implying the wildlife also has an anti-immigration stance on politics by nature?

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Faggot

The good news is there is nothing wrong with your eyes. The bad news is you did not try roo fillets.

They're a bunch of hard as nails cunts, that's how.

Wildlife here just want to eat cunts, especially seppos

That looks like a decent meal, would chow down

I am planning on doing a safari tour for the cull season in NT.

I am going to hire at least two aussie guides because every other cunt that goes over there gets eaten by crocs swimming.

Plan on shooting wild pigs, horses, donkey, maybe a camel, and some koalas.

Can't see anything wrong with that.

That sounds like a grand time. No freaking way I would swim in those waters though.

They eat the meat for strength

It's just a big rat

Looks like venison. How similar did it taste?

>are you jealous, ausie boi?

sorta like people from the UK hey cunt

Because we are not weak fucks like you. Yes everything here WILL kill you and we like it that way.

Honestly looks like your average dindu? No?

Probably closer to venison than any other meat

ha!

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The huge ass spiders freak me out too much to go to Australia. I don't mind the poisonous snakes, crocs, roos, or drop bears though.

pretty tuff meat, roo's are like 120% muscle , its deffinitely not the best but can make some pretty good jerky outta them.

if the waters clear and flowing theres little chance of saltys, fresh water crocs definitely but they are harmless eat fish , if the waters murky or still stay the fuck away.

>That pic
Fuck's sake...

U do know on a kangaroo we only eat the tail meat everything else is too tough

Also all aussies that live outside the big cities aren't soyboys and are all alpha males, bred to be tough.

They grind the tough meat and make it into sausage. You can buy it here.

Call me a seppo one more time

cook same as venison.
Very good meat for pies aswell.

Are roos a type of people?

>They grind the tough meat and make it into sausage. You can buy it here.
Today I learned that Aussie export literal shit meat and US people buy it in the form of sausage because we'll EAT ANY GOD DAMNED THING.

Fookin' Roger. World's greatest kickboxer.

You're in the outback and this guy slaps your gf's ass.

What do you do?

I work at a wild life sanctuary and they are pretty good pets when they are young, then really bond and rely on you until they can no longer fit in a pillow case

Give him a Glasgow kiss and make roo jerky out of his remains.

I'd cap him with my...
wait, is this Australia?
Nevermind.

take away his roo-roids

Humans are Emu vassals, no kanga is going to fuck with us

So would slow cooking help with that? Kinda like how we take brisket here and smoke it for up to 14 hours to make it tender as fuck.

If I was the gf is bend over and make my guy play cockatoo

I'm now going to go want over this scenario
Fuck you Sup Forums you made me this way

Cuckaroo
Cucked by my own autocorrect

Its strange that aboriginals didnt hunt these jumping rats to extinction. Looks like easy prey unlike deer.

Awwww that's cute. :)

>It's basically rabbit, so yes

Rabbits are not related to kangaroo.

Show the pic where he gets kicked in the nuts!
Not a happy ending
Not fucking with animals without weapons or body armor.