"Suddenly, people started calling me 'trash'. That was way too rude from those brats... I may not be strong or powerful, but at least I'm stronger than old people, women or kids!" "Let me tell you a secret: that's quite rubbish."
Akihito Sayama, a perfect loser of a high school student that exerts all his efforts to stand in the way of the winner-type people, and Kaori Onodera, a cold-hearted blizzard-like lethargic girl who had retired from club activities that explore the reasons why people experience hurt. After school, the two of them were called by Sayoko Fujisaki, a middle-class girl who mysteriously follows a life of volunteerism.
"I am a volunteer of justice who has come to help you, Akihito and Kaori. I will do my very best. Ahem."
Her out-of-this-world speech felt repulsive, yet Sayama and Onodera find themselves involved with "rescue" activities in a special student consultation room where Fujisaki acts as its room monitor. And it seems that the two would meet students at school with problems and, with Fujisaki, would deal with their troubles...?
REALITY IS GARBAGE. IT IS ABSURD, INCONVENIENT, AND UNJUST. Even so, it's not like we needed any help about it.
To those "interested", that's the intro for not!Oregairu, featuring not!Hachiman and not!Yukino. Gotta feel relieved that this kind of story doesn't happen way too often, but the premise alone is hilarious.
Jayden Harris
For those of you who didn't quite yet garble as many dicks as OP had, the title is Seishun Zettai Tsubusuman na Ore ni Sukuihairanai.
Samuel White
Wow, it's exactly like Oregairu. In that it's shit.
Lincoln Lee
>ouchy-youth
Hunter Richardson
damn, dude going all chinese
Christian Barnes
>anti youth boy
Nicholas Howard
How do you even one up 8man without going for the school shooter route?
Hunter Roberts
Why should I care about this guy when we already have 8man?
William Anderson
already better than Oregairu
Colton Thomas
i guess we can give yuifags the ending they want with this shitty copy paste
Asher Collins
Why copy Oregairu? Is this setup really something worth replicating? Something like IS has potential to be imitated to hell and back, but why would someone read this when they can just read Oregairu?
Jayden Russell
so there's basically no integrity AT ALL when it comes to LNs
Jace Murphy
cause watari dropped the series
Ian Perry
Wow, LNs are really garbage.
Michael Powell
Business as usual in Japan. I guess you didn't see all the generic harem, school battle, mecha, cgdct, Mahou shoujo series coming out season after season all with the same exact plot.
Bentley Butler
If it is not Oregairu, does that mean best girl will actually win instead of worse?
Angel Price
>yui >best get out reddit
Zachary Flores
>no sensei endgame >no Iruha endgane Why even care?
Brandon Nelson
How he fuck is this licensed and sold when it's the same fucking thing externally? Isn't that shit illegal.
Alexander Wood
Nope
Web novels do that all the time
Samuel Ortiz
Enjoy your HayamaxYukino fag. I will swim in your tears when it happens.
Yui is still in the driver's seat.
Gabriel Harris
fuck off yuifag
Christopher Sullivan
It's also the exact same publisher.
Blake Perez
I guess we can take it that Yukino end is confirmed for not happening.
Samuel Myers
>yui gets a au novella for her ending >hurr durr yukino will lose i swear man i fucking swear
Easton Miller
>approved a knock off novel >no vol 12 release in 2 years There will not be a Yukino end. I garun fucking tee it.
Jace Clark
>No translations
Can't even compare to the 8inch
Brody Jenkins
Wonder who the knock off Saki looks like.
Aiden Fisher
are you serious?
Brayden White
New volume is in May.
Joshua Richardson
You mean new volume of this ripoff? Or new volume of oregairu (if this one then source it)?
Grayson Brown
Same publisher, Gagaga. I really wonder what the fuck they're thinking.
John Morales
Nothing on gagaga site related to 2nd volume of this or 12th of yahari.
Did anyone found any threads on 2ch about this? Can't find any. Nips really don't give a fuck, don't they?
Xavier Watson
I hadn't seen any actual threads and the only references to it I can find say that it is a oregairu knockoff.
Don't fucking know why they would even publish it. Everything about volume 12 is fucking strange and has me very worried.
Thomas Gomez
Not entirely sure.
Ryan Peterson
I'm actually impressed.
Matthew Gonzalez
8man sold out to normies
Bentley Nguyen
yui gonna win
Landon Wilson
Not happening, gagaga already announced may releases. Maybe this means that he will finally start writing vol 12.
Jeremiah Scott
>nips in charge of being original
Caleb Cruz
>Maybe this means that he will finally start writing vol 12 You mean restarting? Did publisher win and WW budged to give them the ending they wanted?
Asher Bailey
Who knows. All this publisher vs watari is just OUR speculation. No one on 2ch even mention it. In reality maybe he didn't even start writing it, and publisher announced release date only to 'motivate' him.
Justin Gray
Maybe. Are you also saying that publishing this piece of trash ripoff was also a motivator?
Connor Bell
Hasn't Oregaru ended already?
Liam Bell
>normies
Jeremiah Baker
Oh for fuck's sake. Yes this series is similar to Oregairu. It was published because they thought it would sell well. That's all.
Now fuck off, all of you. This isn't news.
Colton Thomas
It's a cancerous fandom. That should be clear by now. Just sagepost and report every single one of these threads.
Andrew Sanders
No. This is just something that I want to believe in. That there is no conflict between them, and it's just Watari being lazy/wanting to work on girlish number or on some other shit. He might have know about this ripoff and was ok with it, maybe it's another bullet in conflict. IIRC both vol12 and this copy were announced at the same time. Maybe it was plan all along, make hype about vol 12 knowing it won't be released and push attention to sell this thing. I admit that version about conflict make most sense, but if it was real, somebody on 2ch would at least mention it. Speculating is fun and all, but nothing good comes out of it.
>It was published because they thought it would sell well. According to gagaga twitter its sells like crazy.