Jew here. Ask me about Jewish conspiracies

Will only answer Yes,No,Maybe

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Do you have underground catacombs in Israel where you stash the dead bodies?

Can we all agree that Israel sucks?

do jews cum money

Why do so many Jews browse Sup Forums?

Do zionist jews actively avoid a one state solution because that means giving Palestnians/arabs equal rights and equal votes or risk becoming branded as nazi equvilants?

To boost our self esteem by hearing people complaining about how we apparently control the world when it reality most of us are just neet losers.

What will you do when the world wakes up and eliminates all of the fed reserves?
What will you do when the truth about Hitler and WW2 finally come out?
How will you defend the Talmud when everyone sees it for the pedophillioc book that it is?
What weapon will you use in Europe now that trump has turned your muslim weapon against you?

are jew destroying white race ?

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Was the attack on the USS Liberty deliberate?

You guys are literally giving jews information about what we know they are doing so they can cover tracks

In Israel jews are low tier plebs not part of the khazarian mafia controlling the world, fuck off nigger.

When will you admit that israel is owned by the rothchilds?
When will you admit that the 'star of david' is a rothchild creation taken straight off of the rothchilds family seal?
Jews created communisim, freemasonry, socialisim.
Jews created christianity
Mohammed was a jew who plagurised the talmud to create the quran
When will you admit that the talmud was created from acient satanic writings?

unironic question: Why do so many Dominicans browse Sup Forums compared to other small Latin countries?

Hmmm

Why aren't you replying it's been 15 minutes
saged

Do you feel bad knowing that basically you stole Palestine?

OP if u want me to answer few of these, msg me

Do U also smoke baby boy cock like UR heroes, the Rabbis?

That's just an old nazi era joke, ya faggot

You are gay

Shalom fellow yid!

1. Are you Torah-observant?

2. What's your minhag?

3. What do you do on shabbat?

4. Who are your favourite Jewish authors/sages?

A jewish state would have this as their flag.

Is Sam Hyde a Jew?

You mean now?

We have uni groups that browse pol for fun

Maybe

Are the almonds most-activated on the Temple Mount?

do you plan to have at least 3 babies?

do you believe these things?

Here:
I can post my siddur if you doubt my Jewishness.

Open secret

Gemara is a debate, bro. Plus, most of those "Talmud passages" are either fake or out-of-context.

I want to bear at least four Jewish children, but to be honest I want as many children as HaShem will give me.

You're in the club and this guy slaps your holyland

What do you do?

Mass immigration

how do you pick up jewish chicks

1. Be Jewish.

Palestine is a modern invention for better narrative.

It is Shabbat and you forgot to disable the light in the refrigerator. As you open the fridge to grab Matza your wife prepared the night before, the light turns on. After yelling oy vey at the top of your lungs, you decide to contact the shabbos goy to come and disable the light. If he does not arrive soon, the food in the fridge will spoil and you will have ruined Shabbat. The shabbos goy demands 30 shekels but you are only prepared to pay him 10. Anything more is extortion. There are no other shabbos goys in the region and the goy refuses to barter, so providing him hummus will not work.

What do you do?

be a nigger

friend or foe?

did you know that we are expanding our tactical arsenal?
in that goyim means cattle, we are going to view all jews as animals; and they will be accorded the same status.
do not expect humanity from us, in that you have never extended it.
only, instead of cattle, your people will be understood as vermin.

so, vermin, my question to you is this:
do you believe turn-about to be fair-play?
yes, no or maybe?

why are you in my country

different guy here.
Only the orthodox rilegeous scholars study those.
Average Israeli never even touched one of those. The talmud meme is retarded.
Also the quotes could be 100% LITERAL translation. Meaning a bad traslation out of context. Also could say bad shit about the goys - since it was written buy butt-hurt EXILED jews. Literaly we-wuz-kangz the jewish version.

Neither

Make some Jew with the name of Jeshua takes of their kippa nail a whole through each hand then later tell the stupid goyim that he has returned and wants them to recognize the Roman provine of Jude’s to be the rightful home of God,s chosen people; us Jews.

>how do you pick up kikettes?
with oven-mitts.

Every Jew should study Talmud though. I'm trying to find a place that will allow women like myself to do so (I'm currently unmarried).

really?

All you have to do is look at the demographic trend.

Are you jewish? Are you an Israeli? Do you want a free helicopter ride? (Why the flag?) And for the love of JEHOVA why study talmud?
(the guy u responded to)

Oh for goodness sake you can study the Talmud in any free country.

So you are afraid to take a stand?
Why are you scared? Your employer paying you to post here wouldn't like your opinion?

>Is it true you can shapeshift into a cockroach.
>Is it true that you lay eggs in peoples wallets.

I Think he is larping

quality post

Bring it on

>Are you jewish?
Yes.

>Are you an Israeli?
No.

> Do you want a free helicopter ride? (Why the flag?)
Take a guess.

>And for the love of JEH... why study talmud?
It's intellectually stimulating.

Can you explain how jews typically interpret the talmud?

Are the orthodox scholars just neets who study the texts all day or do they also preach their findings to the general jewish population?

>Take a guess.
Because your gay?

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Do it amerimutt!
I want to see you do it!

Also goy doesn't mean cattle, as far as I know.

I swear you guys are more obsessed with talmud than jews

...

I have a penny in my pocket can u smell it Kike?

Exactly, the other flag is a satanic symbol from the Rothschild, Moloch worshipers. Actual "jews" are not real jews, they are satanic khazars

Cuz the rest are shit holes

Well it supposedly says some pretty nasty stuff, like most religious texts.

But since jews don't shove their religion on everyone most goy don't know about these things already. So people here are naturally assuming that if they haven't heard about it then jews are trying to hide something, and therefore guilty of something.

He was one of you. He was of your kind. Why did he have to die?

If you are American study the poverty rate in US of different groups of jews. Very interesting

"intellectually stimulating" ?
Every intellectually stimulating activity is intellectually stimulating.
Why the talmud? Why not music, languages, engineering, math...? whatever the fuck.

Not mr Jew but it was to save duh jewish nation

John 11:50
>Nor consider that it is expedient for us, that one man should die for the people, and that the whole nation perish not.

no. give me a quick rundown.

I dont understand. The whole point is that he dies for ur sins.

Is Satan the father of humanity? He is Satya, Shaitan, etc...

Are you the boss of me now?

You should pay the full price for subs just like everyone else

I mean, it's not like your entire history as a people were defined by that book or anything, chaim.

That's a good point there. But srsly you should take a look at the history surrounding the talmud: there are TWO of them, the YERUSHALMI and the BABLI. Both writen post exile, I believe. Both long as fuck and written by by many authors. Both talk shit about the goyim and praising jews as the superior kangz.

Anybody want to correct me on something?

No one intelligent believes in a Jewish conspiracy. A conspiracy is something unprovable and unseen.

We see Jewish actions and dislike the results.

Asian success in foreign countries is not a conspiracy, it's just asians working collectively in non Asian countries.

Jewish subversion is not a conspiracy because I see it right before my eyes.

So you killed him for our sins?
Invalid argument
Syntax error
makes no sense

Goyim means nations. The duty of the Jew is to help Goyim.

When more people start doing the reverse torah rituals, jewish power will come to an end. Currently, we're trying to awaken the goyim to the jewish threat. Chabad is nothing more than a manifestation of the Jewish racism that fuels the NWO agenda. Israel’s founder and former Prime Minister David Ben Gurion’s envisioned the Jews as being at the center of the One World Government dream. This will be the fulfillment of the promises of the Bible where the Jews will be the controllers and rulers of all the nations of the world in the time to come. This will not come to pass.

>joke
sure bud, bluepill yourself if thats what makes secure

my message is for diaspora jews.
you -- or your ancestors -- were wise enough to understand that the diaspora was/is doomed.
you israeli jews do what you can to prepare; there's going to be a massive influx of diaspora hymies in the very near.
they've sided with shitskins in white countries, and made them hostile to us. you'd think they'd remember the disaster that resulted from kikes siding with the moors against Christian Spain.
it would seem they haven't learned a thing.
oh well. as the Bible says, "all things work to the Good." and so, the mischief of diaspora jews will serve the aims of the State of Israel.

user wishes God's blessings on the State of Israel while I at the same time sow paranoia and terror in the hearts of these intransigent, stiff-necked diaspora kikes.

shalom, etc.

Well the all Jews are powerful, rich etc is somewhat of a meme. I remember one New York Hasidic community had the highest poverty rate in US

>do not expect humanity from us, in that you have never extended it.
In fact, they have.

>We have uni groups that browse pol for fun
>for fun
Yea okay mr. Shlomo Cohenberg.

no, its actually cain son of adam. his family basically is the origin of civilization. invetors of music, arts and weapos. IF i recall my highschool tora correctly

>bluepilled

I was just making fun of his stale joke, you neurotic kike

How can I larp as a Jew in real life ?
I have some italian ancestry,so I could pass,but sadly I have no merchant nose.Also my name ends with (((Stein)))....

Is there anything I need to know?
Do atheist jew keep any thing from juduaism,except maybe some holidays,or basic way of life?

I just want to dick some chicks when I visit america.

PS:My benis :DDD still has his skin

Have you ever drank the blood of a kidnapped goy child?

No i mean why are you upset that he died?

Yes. Hasids in communities often just want to study Torah. Your country is smart and subsidizes them. I just hope that the scholars, who isolate themselves to study, are reporting their findings and that their findings are helping to continue the tradition effectively.

>We have uni groups that browse pol for fun
you fucking nerd cucks stop making fun of Sup Forums
i used to lurk here when being jewish in this board was a death sentence. and now every other thread you see israeli ass lickers relivening stupid memes.

so does that mean cain fucked his mum?

Is Messianic Judaism the best Judaism and why

You disgust me. What's wrong with supporting Israel? I think it's a good thing, Israel represents a strong western democracy in the middle east. Israel will always be an ally to the west, stormfags are irrelevant. Which is why Trump also supports Israel.

I think anti-semites should be banned on Sup Forums the same way they're banned from the_donald. Anyway god bless Israeli-bro. Stay stafe, and remember stormfag opinions will never be taken seriously by the media or anyone important. Jealousy breeds hate

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He was a cool dude. He beat the shit out of merchants personally, conjured wine out of water.

I'd buy him a beer.

Jews have contributed a ton to the well-being and survival of humanity through scientific discoveries regarding medicine.