We confess our degeneraties hobbies and traits

For me , it's LARPing.

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LARPing would only be fun if you could get females to LARP as villagers getting raped and shit. Please tell me you guys are already doing this.

I've smoked pot everyday for the past decade
but I got a 139 IQ so I guess it's cool

Not that , but recently i joined a larp group with 5 different nations. 1 of the these nations i'm part is almost a fascist like system.

I fap only once a day and its to amateur white male on white female porn.

What does one do when larping. Had to google it, never heard of it before. I mean I probably did it as a child i had wooden swords and we would play lord of the rings or Zelda or three musketeers.

I don't think larping is particularly degenerate. It looks like fun, and anything that gets the dweebs out of the house, in the sun, actually moving around, doesn't sound too degenerate to me.
If they were playing basketball? Not degenerate.
Running through the woods for 3 hours pretending whatever? Degenerate.
I figure they're like....creatively jogging. Yea.

I specifically got fit so I wouldn't look ridiculous wearing armor.
I lost 80 lbs just so I could look cool in case I ever put on some chainmail or whatever. You ever see a fat dude in armor? It just screams ridicule.
You see a buff guy in armor and it just looks so cool.

I don't even own armor.

I got into it during my last years at high school. Was really introverted and didn't had many friends. I met a really attractive girl who was into wow just like me. After 2 months of playing(dating) she told me about her hobby and asked me if was interrested. Basically the shit we do can go from 1 week of just roleplaying to actual events like wars , raids or puzzles (Organized by the larp group you're part of).

It is also the only place i can get away from all the political shit in the world. Everywhere i go everyone only talks about politics and will hate you for thinking different , but with most larp groups it's forbidden to mention real politics which is nice. Also it's really comfy to pretend to be an adventurer and having sex with a wench in character is the most awesome thing i've ever had.

If you ever plan on larping avoid groups who have rules to protect LGBTQ degeneracy. It's filled with fat dykes and ugly trannies.

Armor of Henry VIII
>''But his very last set of armour showed a waist measurement of a massive 147 to 152 centimetres (58 to 60 inches), meaning the infamous king would have weighed approximately 136 to 145 kilograms (300 to 320 pounds)''

How tall?

Warhammer AoS And D&D. Cause like atleast I can build mature friends.

*minature fuck me

how do I go about taking a real IQ test? Ive always wanted to

Playing WoW.

I'm not really into video games so I don't think I would like it, especially because I have experience with the fantasy and wow stans who take shit way too seriously and are really condescending. I'll stick to sports. But for people who like it all the power to them.

I've been fucking a trap on the side for about a few months now, my wife and 3 kids don't know. I just tell them I'm at a business meeting

vidya is my sole degeneracy.

6'2'' (188 cm by some sources)
He was fat as shit, 145 kg is fat if you're not Yao Ming and even then it's overweight.

At our LARP we kind of did it without the actually raping and since it was night only the sound and the ambiance was sufficient to make a good scene out of the activity

So you go into a forest and act like a faggot elf?
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Spending too much money on old gw specialist games
>Age of Shitmar

pic related to be quite honest with you familam

I spent almost all of my free time reading books. I'm starting to get into chess too, I've been playing and studying regularly for a few weeks now.

I was at The Met today. Masturbated into a tissue in the bathroom and wiped it on Aphrodite's feet.

lol fag larping here some real shit going down

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I went to a psychiatrist

that Khorne Berserker RP is fucking on point.

>comprehension that low

ok thats pretty cool

I've heard Netherlands and most European LARPS are much better than North American ones. Most people in European ones have good costumes, often with real blacksmithing or leatherworking they've done themselves. I've even heard of "full contact" LARPS, where they beat the piss out of each other with dulled, but still metal swords and shit.

Most NA LARPS forbid any weapons not made of foam and you'll be lucky to find one where most people even have a costume, let alone something with some quality.

That's a good hobby user.

I'm part of a community which uses giants forests with different nations and city's. We do it 1 week at a time and after 3 days of intense LARPing lit becomes the most intenste thing ever.

For instance there was this 1 LARP where my nation got invaded by barbarians. I was captured for 2 days and was forced to perform hard labor untill an allied nation freed us. Intense shit.

That actually looks pretty dope lel, I would deffo wear a toga and go in. ( I understand wrong time period, you get the gist though)

I love baking breads and like to buy shoes, especially boots.

seems still kinda gay.
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Yes it is. And most of people are leftist so you get to literally bash them and scream at them that they assume your gender.

Plus females are actually hot and willing

Yeah live action is sadly dominated by juiced up Ukranians and Russians

European LARP is indeed more intense. I witnessed one guy who got accidently stabbed in the eye during battle , got an eyepatch and added the injury to his character.

I kinda know the larping scene here and its all cringelords that care more about their characters rather than doing shit. Also lots of trannies and lgbtbbqgta5 crowd.

oh and fucking random girls is degenerate, user. stop it.

I LOVE FURFAGGORTY

Gaming and fapping.

I mostly play strategy games so no mindless Call of Duty stuff. Still, it is quite degenerate. I don't fap that often either but same story really.

I used to have a habit of jacking off in public locations. I must've jizzed in my college's library about a hundred times and never got caught (I was just sitting in an area, not somewhere private and safe). When I got a job, I started doing it again because I find this very feminine 50-year old woman I work with sexy as hell. Then I took her phone while she was away and sent all her selfie pictures to my phone (no nudes sadly...). I used these to jack off to while at work. Thankfully I don't do this anymore because the likelihood of someone possibly catching me finally hit me and I'd rather not have "jizzed on our floors" be what my current boss would tell another employer.

Now the most degenerate thing I do is take LSD and shrooms. Powerful and long-lasting, but not addiction forming or life-ruining. Made me love music again.

Sigh, me too

It's autism. He has enough strength in the other facets to feign and mimic social behaviors though. Probably a Jew.

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I'd rather go airsofting, just so damn expensive because I want the exact same gear what I used back when I was in service.

That poor horse

Let's see.
>I lie from convenience
>I like escorts
>I attend many riots all over the Europe, mostly with the motivation to destroy things. So far Poland, Ukraine, Germany and Greece
>Struggling with the porn addiction

That's it probably.

What are we sliding?

There are some FPS games that don't fall to that COD category and require you to think like: Arma 3, Squad, Day of infamy, Verdun.

I browse Sup Forums

Fucking heathen scum

Yeah I know, but the point I was trying to make is that gaming is a waste of time. I will try to limit it severely once it gets serious with the girl I'm seeing.

the one on the left looks like he ate one to many Khorne flakes

Alcoholism, the white mans burden.

Smoking & gender dysphoria. I live as straight male tho.

Roleplaying.

Anybody got the screencap of the dude who accidentally doxxed himself by posting pictures of his rape dungeon?

If i remember it right he got life in prison.

A lot of fart porn. My fart fetish is strong. I work out, I read a lot, I eat pretty decently, I'm moving forward in life, my sex life is pretty consistently good but I just cannot ditch the fart porn. It is too strong brothers.

LOL

I have a fat fetish. I like my women huge and fat.

I got a fetish for making thin women fat and then leave them.

I sometimes get off to black and asian chicks.

M-Maybe he was bearmode?

Mijn neger.

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This?

I've spent 3 years fattening my gf up from 65 kilos to 155kg. Why on earth would you leave after all of that hard work.
Going to slim her down to around 80kg to have kids. Sucks as I prefer her huge.

I like Femdom despite treating girls like objects

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vidya

>"Creatively jogging"

No, it was a long thread, had a couple photos but it was mostly the text that was funny.

Fuck sake Youssef

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>creatively jogging

I play airsoft at a major field. I guess that's basically larping. You're getting out of the house, meeting people, working as a team, getting exercise, among many other things. I don't see how that's degenerate at all. Sounds kind of the oppoisite.

Game of thrones

>Book Stannis
Good taste

I'm unable to get erection without thnking of elaborate BDSM-fantasies with an exciting narratives and kinks relevant to my interests, and I write related fapfiction sometimes. I hope it redeems me a bit that I'm not really into actual visual porn at all.

Oh look, it's a Black Block faggot. Why don't you go fuck yourself you slavnigger.

This sounds pretty fun desu.

also checked.

Airsoft is the most degenerate, manchild hobby you can have. Prove me wrong, faggots.

Any pics?

i also larp every night because i pretend i have sex with a real woman but i am what youd call a "hardcore larper" since i swallow my own cum and play with my asshole too

I wish paintball was still a thing..

that shit was fun.

Smoke too much weed/ drink too much, and play too much vidya instead of doing something more constructive. I have a great job and stay in decent shape though, so it's not all bad. I'm just too complacent at the moment.

You can't play paintball in the USA? What

i actuyl browse Sup Forums instead of doing something productive and i fucking love the kraut skeptic internet drama that kinda never stops to expand

I'm a pot smoker. Apart from that, though its not really degenerate, i do WW2 Reenacting and play guitar.

You can,just not many do anymore.

I used to have 3 paintball shops around me and they all went out of business.

>Also it's really comfy to pretend to be an adventurer and having sex with a wench in character is the most awesome thing i've ever had
>Want to meet again user?
>What do you mean? I was only playing character.

Paintball can be casual fun. It's just that nobody does it anymore.

Airsoft is like LARPing with no self-awareness and mixed with extreme edge.

He's saying people hardly do it anymore

its pretty much a dead sport/game

are those weapons blunt or is armor too op

Drinking & smoking weed wille jerking off to tranny porn.

T. Multiple tasking degenerate

It's alive and well here. At least in the north.