Claims to like sports anime

>claims to like sports anime
>doesn't play any actual sports

>claims to like moe anime
>isn't actually a moe

>claims to like shonen
>can't actually teleport behind you

>claims to like slice of life
>doesn't have a life

>9anime.tv
I hope this is a fake website and I'm being memed.

>Claims he wants to be a slutty 2D girl.
>Has never took one single dick.

>Claims to enjoy lolis
>Isn't even a loli

>claims to like horror anime
>hasn't mutilated his own family

>can't play sports because of health problems
man what a time to be alive

>claims to like traps
>wouldn't actually fuck one

I'd fuck one.
I'd even get fucked by one

>implying a non-fujo sports anime fans biggest regret isn't not playing sports as a kid

Mine at least. I wish I played baseball.

>claims to like mecha anime
>doesn't actually colony drop

COMPETITIVE DANCING IS A SPORT

All of us

>likes ripped men
>doesn't even life

Eeew fuck off chaser

id fuck one only if i was given the chance and i have was 100% sure nobody would discover i fucked one, and im never 100% sure about waht im doing so at the end i wouldnt do it unless a trap rapes me and i let my self go.

Boi Slam Dunk sparked my interest in basketball

Whoops, guess I can't watch battle, romance, fantasy, sci-fi, or high school anime, either.

>claims to like romance anime
>doesn't have any romance