The oldest meme in the book, drink alcohol, pretend that you like alcohol

The oldest meme in the book, drink alcohol, pretend that you like alcohol.
Fermented beverages are synonymously rotten beverages.
The body can not support a large amount of these because if it does it starts to decompose at the neurological level above all the symptoms.
The question I have is: Why is this tradition still being promoted?

It's fun and passes the time

It's the same reason porn and sports ball are constantly flashing on TV-it's how you subdue a population. If people are addicted, they are controllable by supplying them their drug.

this is the real reason the bible endorses it
>nation full of fit citizens
you bet they're afraid of that. they had to cuck you.

I used to think this too before I grew up and my tastes changed. Scotch tastes verrrrrry good.

Ferment =/= rot.
Alcohol is a byproduct of metabolization of carbohydrates by yeast.
It produces carbon dioxide and methanol compounds.

In fact, the act of a full fermentation by a vigorous yeast will create alcohol potent enough to sterilize the liquid.

Also, alcohol has no affect on the brain long term.
Only the liver, and only with excessive long term drinking with no breaks. The human liver can regenerate 75% of itself, but it needs at least 2 months of light work to do so. Processing alcohol is extreme work for the liver, and can produce scar tissue with decades of abuse that does not heal properly.

>pretend that you like alcohol.
>he doesn't enjoy red wine and hard liquor
quit drinking your poverty-laden swill and try something that's not shit

I fucking hate the taste of alcohol. I've never had a liquor or beer that I actually enjoy the flavor of, at best some are tolerable. That being said I had a mango Mike's Hard handed to me once and it was unironically the best drink I've ever tasted in my life.

because "jews" want you to shit out more babies or slaves for them. or basically just to think all good things are evil and all evil things are good

I cant do math unless I have imbibed beer. This is important towards advancing civilization.

how much of a loser soyboy do you have to be to attack alcohol?

maybe you wouldn't be staring at the ass end of being a 30 year old virgin if you let yourself indulge a little.

troll

Alcohol is nasty and unhealthy

People drink to look cool/edgy and have an excuse to be retarded

Not a straightedge, just sensible

There are things that taste good because of the alcohol in them, not despite it. I promise. Try things like sherry, scotch, schnapps, and sake. If you are at least 23 then one or more of these will blow your mind.

faggot.

men don't drink alcohol for the taste. when someone says "its an acquired taste" all they mean is they have pavlovian conditioned themselves to enjoy it through all the pleasant experiences they've had that involved alcohol.

experiences that you missed because you're a mincing ladyboy.

Socialization and local production combined with market tendencies.

Personally I just don't wanna keep being a sober lonely loser.

i pitty your weak throat argentinian

I've slept with maybe 15 girls stone sober

I've fucked at least 90 drunk.

I've never won a fight sober.

I've won like 10 drunk

Figure it out, ya mathematician.

You must be 18 to post here

if you are fit and confident you can just pretend to drink when you go out
i do it all the time

you lack confidence

I've only ever drank beer by myself browsing the computer and I enjoy the taste.

Dude I'm bragging about sexual conquests on an anonymous image board my entire life is a show for others why are you doing this to me

i get we are all larping here but you have fucked 90 girls drunk you can do it sober just believe in yourself you dont need drinks

>Men don't drink alcohol for the taste.

Soyboy detected. Can't handle whiskey can you pussy boy? Men drink brown liquors, they drink them straight, and if you can't do it without making a face you should stick to beer and tampons because you're a bitch.

>drink alcohol, pretend that you like life.

fixed

weak people need a crutch and strong people need weak people

The fact that I criticize alcohol is irrelevant to the enjoyment of my life. I have taken a lot of alcohol, marijuana, cocaine. I've been in the middle of the smoke in the clubs doing everything.
I don't like soy, I'm not old, I had sex, I have sex.
You must understand that it is not about me. It's about a global collective problem that deserves to be mentioned at least. I do not criticize marijuana and cocaine because they are obviously bad.

I will take this bait, if I'm not to fdrink to respond.

I sm an example, prood of whirte genetic superiority.

As old as 96 and 97 birth my grandparents lived happilety, fringking 3 liters of wine or a case of beer a daty. As goiod Irishmen our livers are toufhr. Not like other soybowy Euros or nigs.

I am going to drink and live gorever. Fuck youuu11!

>Fermented beverages are synonymously rotten beverages.
There are many good arguments against alcohol, but this is a shitty one.
By that same logic, we should stop eating fermented foods such as yogurt, saurkraut, kimchi, pickles, etc. Yet they are great for your health.

It can make a fun night even more fun in moderation. People just have to control themselves.

- It's a cheap and easy to produce chemical
- It's psychologically and physically addictive (repeat users, repeat business)
- Generates revenue for the state via tax
- Generates revenue for the state via DUIs
- Generates revenue for the state via alcohol related infractions
- Generates revenue for the medical industrial complex via treatment of alcohol related disease
- Makes the user more prone to impulsive spending (helps economy)
- Prevents self-introspection or abstract thought in the user (creates good sheep)
- Causes in the user a blind appreciation, and consumption, of the following forms of propaganda: big budget films, top 40 music, television
- Distracts the user from any unresolved issues in their life, preventing them from getting things sorted out, and keeping them in a perpetual state of turmoil, which leads to more spending and consumption as a further distraction


It's literally the perfect dystopian drug.
Why would it ever not be legal

Yeah, i really enjoy the flavor of stpuys and darker lagers. Some IPAs taste like piss and cactus needles. properly prepared mead and ale are generally godtier, and mass produced swill like bud are a waste of your taste buds time.

Meant to say, why would it ever not be promoted

It's a European heritage. You wouldn't know much about it Argie.

>pretend that you like alcohol.
My daughter talks like this. Thing is, though, she's a little girl of seven years. Hundreds of millions of people, living and dead, all over the planet enjoy the taste of alcoholic drinks. It's NOT just about the effects or Pavlovian conditioning at all.

>brown liquors
vodka is objectively the best

No more than 4 drinks a week - maximum. Preferably saved the weekend.

Surely drinking is not something for Africans and Asians then.

Niggers and rice niggers can't stand alcohol. Rape and Asian blush respectively.

An attack on distilled sprits is an attack on the White Race you faggot. This is something that is as old as out people. If you have a problem with it, or it hurts your weak pussy ass liver, you need to go to 23andme, cuz you aren't white.

Are you stupid? I mean I drink more than the average person but I am under no illusions about it. Alcohol absolute affects the brain long term. Ever heard of wet brain? The medical term is Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome. You can lose the ability to form memories permanently. It's a form of brain damage caused by alcoholism.

>Which unfortunate drinks to endure?

>I drink to sit here
>To watch you:
>To tolerate...
>You.

>To be unconsciousness
>To forget her

>Also, alcohol has no affect on the brain long term

t. Dr. Duffman.
>OH YEAH Goy

Jew

>the bible endorses it
You can't resist being a kike can you. Alcohol is trash but the bible says to drink but not to get drunk, not to party hard. Fermentation does more than create alcohol. For example, there can be nutritional benefits to drinking red wines with red meat because of the mild iron inhibition of the wine prevents iron from the meat inhibiting mineral absorption from the rest of the meal.

Only niggers and Jews get that. In fact Wenicke-Korsakoff was a nig-kike. Proper Europeans do not suffer from any of this. I know this from empirical data. Just drink up. The ultimate DNA test. I alcohol kicks your ass, there is something in your line that isn't white.

Gee, chill out, I'm talking about alcohol, not hunting.

You can get it from malnutrition too. Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome is caused by prolonged deficiency in thiamine. Alcohol happens to stop thiamine absorption in the body. But just drinking on its own shrinks your brain just like marijuana.

That's a lie there is no symtoms and you love drinking alcohol

Yeah but consuming red meat is a net negative in terms of nutrition so

fermented stuff can be insanely good for you i.e a drink like Kefir.

I can say something similar with me, but with cocaine. But that does not mean that it's good, it only means that helped me well with something I lack.
But still then, there it is killing my body, making my nose bleed, and more.

>I've slept with maybe 15 girls stone sober
>I've fucked at least 90 drunk.
You're drinking, they're drinking.
>I've never won a fight sober.
>I've won like 10 drunk
You've never had a fisty-cuffs sober.

No, it literally isnt you stupid faggot so

>I had a mango Mike's Hard handed to me once and it was unironically the best drink I've ever tasted in my life.

Tits or GTFO.

Eeww I defo prefer some Wild Turkey or Jameson to any Vodka shit!

Alcohol is literal poison. Once i learned this i never drank again. It is safer to smoke weed than drink alcohol.

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