/tg/ - "They're a shitty snob race of homo beings."

/tg/ - "They're a shitty snob race of homo beings."
Sup Forums - "Only homos play elf race."
Sup Forums - "They're the lewdest."

What does Sup Forums think of elves?
Not dark elves. Elves.

>be a human
>be evolved over millions of years to find humans sexually attractive
>find elves, a species that doesn't even exist in the real world, even more attractive
What is this sorcery?

They're only good for one purpose.

I hate those tree-fondling hippies.

They can be alright if you give them free reign to potatoes

Knife ears should just be eradicated. They're complete shit in every single fantasy setting they're shoehorned into.

Only good if they're thicc.

>Be a human
>Design a fantasy race of beings with numerous traits we've evolved to find attractive cranked up to 11
>Fap for centuries

Angry.

Never trust an elf.

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Elves are but orc rapebait.

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If excluding the elves

>Dorfs
lmao dorfs, manlet neckbeard race

>Orcs, trolls, ogres, generally those kind of races
DIDN DU NUTHIN OOGAH BOOGAH of fantasy, they can't even be WE WUZ because they were never WUZ KANGZ in the first place

>Beastman races
Fucking furfags

>Humans
We give no shits and will fuck you up somehow, masterrace

The best answer, fampai

They have high DEX.

stupid long eared fucks GIVE ME BACK MY GOLD

>talking shit about earth people
Your name to the book of grudges goes.

Gentle love making?

>Gentle
Try again

Nah, the best answer is cutebolds.

You know how elves live for fucking ages and barely change over the lifespan of a normal human?
That's what we are to our pets. They live, get old and die while we barely change, in their perspective.

We were the elves all along. Meanwhile dogs are humans.

>Sup Forums - they are the lewdest

You mean Sup Forums

What do you do?

but waht if its a trap?

feminine penis

REMOVE ELVES

she is only half-elf

Cut her in half then.

Why are there so few elf romances in anime and manga?

Rape is more believable

even better

Space elves are best

Dark elves are elves
Forestlands are drowentinan clay

That's the orc version

The tall version of elves were pretty much designed to be ridiculously beautiful humans who always looked young with pointed ears. The ears thing aside, they were essentially designed to be physically ideal waifus.

>Elf traps getting their bodies used like toys by Orc women.

Never seen that, but there's a handful of monster girl /ss/ feature elf shotas.

this to be desu

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Elves are okay, but halflings are the real patrician's choice.
>race of scheming lolis and shotas who will do anything for money
How can other races even compare?

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non-dark elves are a bait race for morons.

the ogre girl is the best so far, tho

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wew lad

>talking shit about the children of Armok
That's the lava pits with you

If that was the case dogs would constantly be trying to breed with u--
Oh god. That explains why mine humps my arm.

Elves>Dark Elves

Enjoy your circus.

Elves are wonderful beings of light who spread happiness and care. They need to be treated tenderly and told that they're loved.

Elves are for raping
Dark elves are for loving
Blue elves are for being raped by.

Protecting