MFW none of you can accurately tell me what communism is

MFW none of you can accurately tell me what communism is

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Its a ticket for a free helicopter ride

rob the hardworking, give to the lazy

Communism is a forced meme.

Whatever it is, it HAS to work, by its own definition.

I can tell you what it's not.
Any good.

communism (ˈkɒmjʊnJz(ə)m)

noun

the absence of food

It's the void.

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Your fault for moving the goalposts every time it fails, cuckmunist.

Worker ownership of the means of production. Now tell me why I’d want a stateless and a classless society?

>le globalists are so based!

brain cancer ?

Ignoring facts, imposing views by violence, creating authoritarian states, in the name of science, peace and freedom.
Because muh mental gymnastics.

Peoples ownership/control over the means of production within a stateless society.

What prize do I win?

Dont you have a rape crisis to be dealing with

Have a (You) now get out

>helicopter memes
cringe

You mean like what we have now? that would be capitalism.

The end of history.

>checks flag
Cringe

Abolition of nations and creation of a global international stateless mongrel world order

Your fantasies of having control over me.

nobody gives a fuck your track record proves its shite and murderous towards non Semitics now fuck off you ugly tool

>checks flag
Cringe

A worldwide catastrophe

*jewish world order

>what communism is

Is a bad thing

*drops mic*

Cannibalism

It's a bad idea that will never fucking work.

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FPBP

this

it's a virus

>MFW none of you can accurately tell me what communism is

Globalist wealth redistribution and confiscation plan masquerading as utopian free shit.

Only a tiny fraction got it right

Who are the lazy ones again?

>/threading your own post

I don't know about communism but the simplest definition of socialism is the working class being in control of production and their own industrial fate

From what I gather, communism is the movement or process to install Marxism. Basically >communism is the HIV to Aids

Kek

Corruption and poverty.
Destined to fail.

...the most utopic dream ever was.

You didn’t answer my question.

That wasn’t real communism, muh real communism!!! Mao and pol pot embodied communism perfectly.

It's ironic how Soviet Russia maintained all of these in some form or another.

Communism
The party leaders
The intelligensia
The kgb
The party officials
The ordinary workers

...

I feel like an updated version is due.

> mfw you imply I should care
> mfw it’s still good bait

>Based community. aka /ISRAEL.

Neither can communists apparently, because every time a communist country implodes you claim the communist government didn't know what communism was.

Read a book instead of trying to eat it

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ABSOLUTE STATE OF COMMIES

axl rose feel?

The exact opposite of whats written in the communist manifesto

he has no credibility here

fight of the proletariat agains the bourgeoisie by seizing the means of production as described in el capital and the communist manifesto by siezing the means of production.

but in reality it's facists in disquise telling people what they want and forcing what you want on them even though you personally are the bourgeoisie you claim to fight.

A retarded dystopia that can never be brought about and wouldn't be desirable even if it were possible, which it isn't.

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Communism: a way for kike Jews to control niggers and faggots invented in the late 1800s by Karl Marx an employee of the Bank of England(the Rothschilds)

State is a means of class oppression, class is what happens when our relations to the means of subsistence are different. You own a mean I just operate the machinery.

> employee of the Bank of England(the Rothschilds)

marx never even had a job and if he had one braincell in economics communism would not exist.

What if the mop are collectively owned but jobs are organised in a caste system?

Nobody can you nigger. But if you want Marx's definition it is a stateless, classless, moneyless society, based off of the economic thoeries of Adam Smith that Marx bastardised and has been rejected by modern mainstream economic thought.

One of many (((plots))) to destroy civilization and install a global reign of opression.

I like the 'in theory' part

when jews have power
nothing about it makes sense even on paper until you realize it's just a blueprint for jews on how to manipulate urban malcontents to destabilize the government

What you fail to realize is that it is a closed system and all are necessary. You need warehouse workers and sanitary workers in the whole of society from the "lowest" to the "highest" workers. They are all on the same field, the caste system would just be another means of discrimination.
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

And it's not easy to be a blue collar worker.

You are WinRAR, kraut

an abstract theory completely incompatible with humans.

communism; to enslave, rob and starve a nation.

it is whatever communists says it is and never the abysmal failures they implement in the name of communism. they are absolute retards that deny human nature and think everyone is a selfless hippie.

Nobody knows what Communism is, that's why it doesn't work. Just ask a Communist.

I am not advocating for a caste system because of an ethical reason, but rather for pragmatic reasons. Democracy is crypto capitalist because it’s easy to manipulate and ineffectice.

A system so perfect it only works with perfect people, who hopefully don't need to ingest food in order to survive

I hate this argument.
So every economic ideologie can be explained, but communisme has to be explained accuratlely????

neither can communists

So I can then be the capitalist pig screwing people over?
Rather not, I'm not that lazy.

A one-party state that destroys individuals, personal property and life.

It's a dog and pony show to glamorize social revolution but ultimately enslaves everyone.

People get it wrong most time because of capitalist propaganda of the cold war and eras past. I'd say the right are the people who least understand at least what the theory of communism is. They just repeat the same "facts" while knowing almost nothing about it.

How is it pragmatic to discriminate against hardworking people?

What you mean is democracy for the lazy and distracted, most people don't research anything. That is cause the paternalism this system causes and it relies on it too.
In communism paternalism is what rots it. Affairs that deal with you should be in your hands.

>MFW none of you can accurately tell me what communism is
I can tell you want it is. Communism is Talmudic doctrine.

Substitute 'Bourgeoisie' for "God's chosen people"
Substitute 'Proletariat' for Goyim (non-Jew)

There you have it. Communism is allegory to the Jewish faith.

Creating a central bank?

Communism is an invention of Satan where a bunch of elitist anti-Christ kikes whose ancestors call themselves Rabbi, use sedition to influence government officials enough to overtake the government and then force the military to genocide the top 10% most intelligent people who are most likely to be critical thinkers (and whites), and then all wealth that belongs to goyim is seized and redistributed to other goyim, and social housing projects are designed by the most unintelligent, unimaginative, cold-blooded reptillian, hook-nosed architects and people are forced to live in single-room tiny apartments with no gardens, in huge high-rise tower blocks in a concrete landscape and forced to work in factory jobs in poor conditions and the military police stop you from owning anything nice because it might upset niggers and you aren't allowed to be Christian because Communism is inherently atheistic.

But, hey... at least there are no more rich whites! (read: Jews)

I can

Honorable mentions:

Not even yourself mr IT WASNT REAL COMMUNISM

FPBP

Epic meme XDDD

>MFW none of you can accurately tell me what communism is
It's shit.

>mfw none of you can accurately tell me what the kingdom of heaven is
This is you.

>cringe

fuck off

We are not discriminating against hard working people, but for example the factory should be organised by a qualified induvidual, rather than by the workers.

kek, underrated

In a nutshell?
A type of left authoritarian government led by a dictatorship and an oligarchy.
Prove me wrong.

Real communism is the establishment of a stateless classless society where everyone shares their wealth equally for some unknown reason.

I don't think communism has been tried yet because it plain old can't be tried ever, too many things that it wants humans to do just go completely contrary to human nature. Get rid of your culture, heritage and any personal wealth you have, oh yeah and establish an anarchy anarchists of course being so unstable that typically they only last for a day or two.

Your utopia cannot ever occur because humans aren't eusocial insects, they are pack hunters, pack hunters have individual strengths and weaknesses that they play off of to achieve a goal. Pack hunters have hierarchies and they share the benefits of their hunt to some degree.
At social insects have no hierarchy except for the queen, but the queen doesn't really have any real power she's just mainly the genetalia for the hive. But at social insects all work and all equally share the spoils between each other, all without any real authority. But humans are not ants or bees, and so communism just plain old can't work for us, it's just too unnatural for us to adopt psychologically.

It’s what Jesus would have wanted, that’s why evil is done in its name since it’s modern inception.

I could but then again you arent a real communist either so you probably dont know yourself. Fuck this weak larp thread and sage.

>MFW none of you can accurately tell me what communism is

Been there, done that. Now refute this if you can.

In mother Russia free helicopter rides you.

>It’s what Jesus would have wanted
Helping the poor and sharing your possessions =/= forcing people to give up their possessions and killing the smartest people and killing dissenters and outlawing Christianity.

Really what Communism is, is the idea that humanity can be free from the laws of thermodynamics, and reach a pre-fallen garden of eden like state. It is literally impossible magical thinking.

Everything else is fluff.