Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Also, I'm a traditional conservative female.

My wife won't let me.

I took a vow of celibacy.

How big is your dick?
Be honest

I'm female.

No one fucking cares you dumb roastie

That sheeps looks dangerous, be careful sweetie.

I do, I suck his feminine penis every night.

I'm married to the lord.

I'd rather fuck dudes, thanks.

But I do and I wish I didn’t. If you’re single stay single. Your freedom and peace of mind as a man is more valuable to society than being pacified and distracted from constantly babysitting your girlfriend.

Trust me, I have a gf. I used to be a career oriented bachelor that fucked escorts. Life was way better that way.

I'm a virgin.

Hey can I get your number

Poor Satan, held down by a girlfriend. Praying for you.

Why not break up with her then?

Most women are different than what they were even five years ago.
It gets worse and worse visibly.

ex gf stole money from me, as well as being mentally unstable. Sex was good, but now i have a vibrating pocket pussy which feels different than an actual pussy but is more pleasurable.

women are too passive and that's what is ruining ALL humble beginnings and opportunities that could grow into something truly amazing and special. when was the last time a girl actually texted you first and asked you out? guys are basically forced to be proactive about relationship no matter what but if women aren't then they basically just react to whatever is thrown at them which creates a shitty unequal dynamic with men putting in the majority of effort and time and the dumb roastie gives back 15-20%, maybe. the dating game just fucking sucks for guys and it does until they don't care about girls anymore or at least for a while.

initially they didn't want me and now i don't want them either

drama and bickering, todays women are impossible to live with anyways. the only relationship i've ever witnessed that even seems functional is ethan and hila on youtube and who knows what they're like off camera. yes, two jews on the internet are the only people i've ever seen that i think might have a decent relationship. every other relationship i've ever seen is like watching a shit show soap opera drama explosion where every week is some new imagined crisis from the woman and endless arguments and bickering because thats what exictes her. drama, shit tests, manipulations. oh and after all that she's only going to "trade up" to a "better man" the moment she gets a chance, and women are always still looking they never really fully take themselves off the market.

I'm not like that.

Gotta have kids first to get rid of that pleb-level existential nagging so I can focus on my patrician-level existential questions.

My prefered lifestyle is incompatible with a girlfriend and/or children.

Also I like money.

Said every woman ever

Why dont you have a boyfriend then?

So.. under 10 cm?

Because I'm broke and not a nigger. If I was a nigger I could have any woman I wanted and be a violent fucktard too. I guess my peavceful ass won'y get any. Oh and I can't afford to move from my liberal area, so all the woman hate me for being who I am anyways. Once they get to know me anyway. Wanna hook up? (Yeah, I'm joking, I'm not getting with anyone from this site.)

Because I'm shy.

It's not that difficult when you have /soc/ nearby. I don't know how y'all ain't hooked up with anyone in the current year. You don't even need to leave your house to do so.

Timestamp you larping faggot.

>the only relationship i've ever witnessed that even seems functional

Part of the problem, I think. Divorce became acceptable in the 80s and we've had a generation of people grow up with no understanding of how a complete family works.

My parents did (and still do) well for me, and I do the same for my own family. It's not difficult. When I was a kid, several of my friends' families fell apart, and my mum made it very clear what she thought of that bullshit. "Divorce is not an option." How's a little kid supposed to succeed at school or anything else when his family's a mess?

why must you people do this?

Was raised as a bitch boy and when i fixed my shit i realized i was surrounded by broken goods.

I try to aim young nowadays but these girls are nothing but whores so i havent seen the "based gen z" yet.

When pussy is easy to get and girls dont wanna do the family shtick why should you have a relationship?

What am I doing?

I'm 40 years old and have no fucking idea of what you mean. If you're suggesting a board here is a good bet, you're so wrong.

Women like me, my jokes, my looks, but not my finances or politics. So women literally are political niggers, all of them. You're "equal" to me, but if I'm broke, I'm scum? I got it. I'm not wanted. Sorry I was born white and with a peaceful personality, ladies. Next time I'll try to be reincarnated as a nigger and then maybe through my nigger beatings you'll love me then. ;)

I'd suspect she's lonely and about to slit her wrists. This is her attempt at finding a man worthy living for.

Because i'm an ugly incel autist, hurr.

a. attention-whoring
or
b. LARPing (most likely answer)

I have one, she's wonderful. I'm looking forward to marrying her, growing old and dying together. I was lucky to find her.

Most women aren't worth the effort, but some are. And masturbation and sex are not comparable.

Yep.

id rather die alone than being cucked

Manlet. 5'10" and only getting shorter with age.

Hey, if you're truly depressed, this Internet-especially this website--is not for you. Seriously, you look good and you'd look even better with a smile. Keep your head up, girl. As a woman, you can get away with anything. Be glad you're not a guy because it's much, much harder, regardless of the endless propaganda that you've learned. God be with you.

I do
Please end yourself you attention seeking fuck

Two types of men have GF’s.
One type is a minority of around 2% or less, of men.
The 2% get any woman they want..in fact women throw themselves at chad. He gets so much opertunity with women that he doesn’t need to passify women for sex. He gets so much pussy he can choose to disregard it and ignore women at will..big deal.
>this results in a self fueling cycle where women become even more attracted to chad.
The second type of man who gets women (the majority of straight men) has to
A. Go out of his way to attract women
B. Desperately cling on to the rare woman he manages to attract
>resulting in huge loss of wealth
>long hours working in job you hate just to maintain materialistic women
>huge amount of stress and anxiety
>frustration and anger
>jealousy
>depression
>despair
>alcoholism and drug addiction
Restriction of sex results in
>porn addiction
Inevitable ending of relationship because “muh feelings changed”. Taking half of everything and probably ENTIRE house with any of your kids. results in
>suicide
Culminating in the fact men die around 15 years earlier than their wives.
If your not chad and you mess with women, you’re basically a masochist.

Bedlington pupper, dawwwws

Because I'm good with computers n shit, and not a criminal money-snatching BMW owner.

I am too good looking and wealthy so I can't trust women because I know they are only after my money and my looks.