Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Germania Edition

Groko coalition talks are sealed. The SPD congress will vote on it in 9 days.
Majority of Germans prefers now a re-election over a Groko coalition or minority government.
Parliament uniting against AfD, the only party whose members are actually present

>news in german
bild.de/politik/inland/grosse-koalition/groko-sondierungen-finale-54437206.bild.html
focus.de/politik/deutschland/groko-sondierungen-im-news-ticker-grosse-brocken-harter-tag-merkel-rechnet-mit-schwieriger-letzter-sondierungsrunde_id_8286924.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/live172233762/Insider-rechnen-mit-Verhandlungsmarathon-bis-spaet-in-die-Nacht-GroKo-Sondierungen-im-Live-Ticker.html

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=R6FfIxfeIBk
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg

>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
youtube.com/watch?v=orLKEQxao_w
youtube.com/watch?v=XQDMIZv-MZY
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=sF01_7oOffw
youtube.com/watch?v=K-QQ1-52jCA

>Kraut/pol/ OP dump
pastebin.com/twpCkZG3

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
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youtube.com/watch?v=2--RFShkusw

>old thread

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twitter.com/TheGloriousLion/status/951842834780446720
youtube.com/watch?v=gWIlnJFV5jE
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youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0
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> Ich werde mit eisernem Besen auskehren und alle die, die ausschließlich wegen ihrer roten oder schwazen Gesinnung zur Unterdrückung aller nationalen Bestrebungen in Amt und Würden sitzen, hinausfegen.

That is why there shouldn't even BE voters!

2nd reich = best reich
youtu.be/I82_ybEAHxM

>Groko coalition talks are sealed

So you are still cucked? I guess we should start building a bigger wall.

Will SPD base vote for or against Groko? Can we influence them with some spicy memes?
I'm thinking of Merkel fucking Schulz with her thundercock or maybe Merkel cowboy riding on Schulz horse.

DHL bomb in Berlin
tagesspiegel.de/berlin/paket-mit-pyrotechnik-in-berlin-steglitz-polizei-geht-von-zusammenhang-mit-dhl-erpresser-aus/20842550.html

>Will SPD base vote for or against Groko?
Jusos and the left-wing are against it, everyone else for it.

>Can we influence them with some spicy memes?
I doubt it but if the Jusos start some hashtag or so in the next days we could help them.

There's #nogroko

Well there is still hope. SPD and CDU might lose a lot of votes and there are "regional" votes this year and next year. So AfD might get good results in those then after a major fuckup from this coalition, hopefully, it will get majority in 4 years.

I think Thuringia and Bavarian SPDs were against it too

>hopefully, it will get majority in 4 years

So we will definitely need a bigger wall.

Wendehälse

Auch nach CDU-Bucklern und Lückenpresse: Gibt es heute in diesem Land eine schlimmere Bande von Lügnern als der SPD-Bundesvorstand.

>Schulz schließt Ministerposten nicht aus
Which minister will he be?

A very weak and pro-immigrant Groko is the best outcome for AfD tho. The last one pushed them in the Bundestag. Hopefully this one will make them the second biggest political force in Deutschland.

Foreign Minister
mark my words

Hope he will go the way of (((Rathenau))) if you know what I mean :^)

Wew.
Condolences.
t.183cm
My face is kinda meh.
It works, I guess.
20/20 vision, though.
And nice IQ, nothing fancy, though.
Well, enough for a stem subject and to build a nice existence.
Probably nothing noteable will come of my existence, but that is ok, the bulk is after all the organ, which can bring forth the genius every now and then.

How are you doing in setting up an existence?

Also, I am that faggot that wants to gain weight to make it to 88Kg, I was thinkiing, there is a funny autistic place called /blog/ on 8ch, I, and others too (we could make a little /fit/ circlejerk in here) could put up a thread there and post in it every day.
I mean, won't be much of a difficulty, most of us are autistic shitposters anyways.

Should I do it?
You can acceSS the board here:
>8ch dot net /blog/index
Also, dedicated/pol/blog:
>8ch dot net/polblog/index

There are also other bog boards, heck, for the time bein we could even make our own board, I'd read into it, if there is any interest.
It'd be nice, to know *your* opinion on this.
Iron-pill: yay or nay?

Lasst uns froh und munter sein,
Schlagt dem Wirth den Schädel ein.
Lustig, lustig trallerallala,
Bald ist Wilhelm wieder da!

Wenn einst der Kaiser kommen wird,
Schlagen wir zum Krüppel Dr. Wirth,
Knallen die Gewehre tack, tack, tack
Aufs schwarze und das rote Pack.

Haut immer feste auf den Wirth!
Haut seinen Schädel, dass er klirrt!
Lustig, lustig trallerallala,
Bald ist Wilhelm wieder da!

Auch Rathenau, der Walter,
Erreicht kein hohes Alter,
Knallt ab den Walther Rathenau
Die gottverfluchte Judensau!

So is this good or bad news?

Could be better, but not bad.

Watching this gives me a physical pain

ALL HAIL GROKO!

Fucking love this art , truely Germania

wew lad.

I know Germans are cucked to death on the Third Reich, but how do they view the Second?

Alright, thanks
So no chance at all of everyone vs Union/AfD coalition, isn't it?

No, the AfD has been cordoned off by all parties, and the party itself has promised not to enter coalitions with "these figures" (quote by Jörg Meuthen at the 2017 congress).

Most know nothing since twelve years overshadow everything else.

not gonna happen

According to leftist everything before 1945 was Nazi, no matter what.
The normal people are indifferent, because they know nothing about it, since the media almost never talk about the past, except muh Nazis.

The Great Lion himself has declared #MyBordersMyChoice an Absolutely Glorious crusade:
twitter.com/TheGloriousLion/status/951842834780446720

German anons welcome, flags & memes available for your country (and 25+ others):

Damn son, good shit.

That’s a shame. Germans should be proud of their history.

Ultimately, it's turning out to be a political advantage... teach a Normie about our two-thousand year history and how irrelevant the NADSIES really are in comparison, and he will turn far-right.

As long as Visegrad will never accept immigrants and be against EU bullshit and other countries keep voting for right parties, it should be fine.

EU and the European Court of Human Rights need to be reformed for the people and not fucking retarded bullshit like they are now.

I love the Golden One. Great guy.

>88 kg at 183cm
Yeesh, that's obese if you don't go to the gym but reaching 88 kg with mainly muscles at your height without a lot and I mean a lot of fucking work will be tough without steroids, which I advise against either way.

I'm 195 cm and 80 kg and I fucking look underweight though but gaining muscles at my height is a pain the ass.

template

Was gonna bring up the height issue again, but then remembered that both Kevin AND Martin are manlets.

he is the eternal anti-blackpill, automatic morale boost for all near him

Kevin is highly motivated

>Krasser Tag
>Mega fettes Danke

HALLO LIEBE JUGENDLICHE!

Er ist 28

>28
>redet wie ein Dreizehnjähriger vor 20 Jahren

Sozialdemokratie ist wohl entwicklungshemmend.

Naja er heißt Kevin, da sollte man nicht zu viel erwarten

sick photoshop skills

Germanic feels

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5 Million years in Photoshop

I wouldn't be surprised if poggy made it himself

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>I-I'm totally German you guys, every true German like me wants the destruction of this continent in the name of Israel

Are you trying to tell me that Schulz does not have a fucking dent in the back of his head?!

Ideas for improvement? I feel a bit dirty now.

He does and I'm starting to believe the Jew are Neanderthals meme

Greetings Germans
I come in peace
Have you fuckers hanged Mergel yet?

>isreal

Welcome back Ian
Sad to say, not yet, rather the establishment is on its way to officially reelect Merkel and her black and red lackeys.

Schulz confirmed for brainlet.

She's hanging us.
Any chance of resistance now comes from the SPD and their abillity to mobilize outrage.

NEXT HAPPENING ON 21ST

kek

Spammer cross-spams this on several threads.

What a Nigger.

LOKO

alright
did ye hear the craic about trump and the shitholes,
the fucking media are having a canary here,
it's shithole this and shithole that from morning to night
top fucking kek
praise trump

TRUMP IZ BIG OLE MEENIE REEEEE IMPEAAACCCH

HE NO PROGRESSIV NO MO >:(

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>She's hanging us.
Merkel will be Chancellor for four years, after that she's fucked. Every outcome of the current political situation is beneficial for us:
>GroKo
Resentment from SPD, CDU and CSU supporters continues to grow, AFD becomes Opposition leader
>Minority government CDU CSU FDP
Won't get anything done, FDP is kill
>Minority government CDU CSU Grüne
EIther CSU or Grüne will have to completely cuck out and lose all support
>Neuwahlen
AFD might gain some points, other than that nothing really changes, which decreases trust in the system

by the time neuwahlen come, the rest must've fucked up so royally that afd is already on 2nd place.

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perfect illustration of the idiocy. Even fucking Tagesschau and Tagesthemen spoke about it
>Dreckslochländer

Best Lezzer

>Brainletsondierungsgespräche

holy shit he's trolling bolsheviks so bad it's actually embarrassing
thank god we elected him

Fresh Gauland on GroKo-Sondierungen
youtube.com/watch?v=gWIlnJFV5jE

Everyone is losing their fucking mind over nothing.
IMAGINE. PRESIDENTS HAVE OPINIONS.

He has opinions that can weigh on his political movement and some that won't.

followed up by a Fresh Lille
youtube.com/watch?v=gKQ6cNINhwM

but surely mergel has to hang,
as revenge for all her "victims"

i'm very slowly beginning to trust weidel

That would be great, but it just isn't something we can do right now.

"you have to go back"

FRÄULEIN
WEIDEL!

And because Drei sind aller guten Dinge, have the interview with Baumann as well:
youtube.com/watch?v=h84yjE9uTjk

ty for video

lads i think she could be the real deal
very beautiful to see the Reichstag and the German flags flying in the background

>very beautiful to see the Reichstag and the German flags flying in the background
checked

top of german twitter and reddit

ja man
wir schaffen das

fo real?
youtube.com/watch?v=iYVO5bUFww0

bild.de/politik/inland/kika/fluechtlingsdoku-was-gefaellt-mohammed-an-der-seite-eines-hasspredigers-54463916.bild.html

Has this been talked about yet? Mohammed, oh excuse me "Diaa" from this hideous Kika documentary about how German women should mate with refugees liked a radical Islamist hate preacher on Facebook

This story just keeps on giving

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not of Twitter, my mistake, only if you search for groko
twitter.com/search?q=groko&src=typd
reddit.com/r/de/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

also reddit

You sure about that?
I knew a dude, went to my school, 18y/o, about as tall as me give or take a few cm, and he was like 90Kg, at least that is what he said...
It should be doable, pic related.
I know, it's a high goal to strive for.
And it's basically skinhead aesthetics, antifa won't do shit if you look like that, even if there are 10 or more of those fags.
I mainly chose the number for the meme-value, imagine saying:
"I weigh 88,14Kg at 188cm" (I am 19, I could still grow a little)
It'd be nice, a fun little gag.
Also, if I go for HIIT, it should be achievable, in addition to that nutrition is half the fight.
In a survival shtf situation, that kind of body isn't sustainable, I know, but we probably won't be having that anyways, just look at the fall of the roman empire, it's a slow, depressing decay. (Implying michel doesn't wake up, which probably will happen (^: )

youtube.com/watch?v=BaGmELQ5j0E
/ourguy/?

>jusos
>/ourguy/
Pick one and only one.
He is at best a non-hinderance.
Your enemies enemy isn't your friend, the saying is a simplistic meme, remeber that in politics, it could save your back.

>"It's ridiculous that they think 1000 Euros are an average income here"
>Immediately goes on to demand more open borders and free gibs for refuggers