>Beyond his political history, the former criminal served jail sentences in the 1980s for sending razor blades to members of the city’s Jewish community Is that what he means by L O C A L
Isaiah Powell
Anyone got the sequel to that strip, "The Nice, Honest Gypsies"?
Nicholas Davis
I have a job offer for a 23,000 quid job that goes up to 50,000 in a few years, i was gonna take it but i also have a place at uni for a degree, what shall i do lads
Juan Murphy
link also go fuck yourself for going on reddit
Benjamin Thomas
What if they're all looking at me
Jacob Brooks
You asked this yesterday and we told you to take the job
Evan Perez
Depends if you'll be able to access other jobs at a similar wage
I went with the job but if they turf me out I'm fucked
Bentley Johnson
DRIVE ON
Camden Roberts
Moloch is DEAD. Yahweh lives on in the Bible.
David Gutierrez
>free razor blades
They must have thought it was their lucky day.
Angel Ramirez
i was really fucked last night did i actually ask this already
yes its very transferable
Jordan Lee
If they turf you out you've got experience which is infinitely more valuable than a meme degree
Lincoln Rivera
Take the uni place and you'll be working as a counter assistant for 12,000 pre tax in 4 years time
Grayson Price
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Aiden Phillips
Tell them you do go south of the river then give a really exaggerated wink
Sebastian Mitchell
Yeah you did but you bumped up the wage to £28,000. Did you do that to seem cool?
Asher Roberts
# Found it reddit.com/r/Sup Forums/comments/7g0c8d/britpol_on_yankposting/
Gavin Walker
*buys your local housing* ''Just want to get out of london sometimes. You know what i mean? People are totally more authentic up here.''
Wyatt Foster
>implying uni grads can get counter assistant jobs
Daniel Bell
It's actually 23,000, Why are you so upset anyway? do you have a meme degree?
Hunter King
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Dominic Price
They're leaving
Liam Peterson
trying to break into your ex's house?
Angel Morris
I'm not upset I was taking the piss. The memiest degree imaginable.
Jonathan Mitchell
Ask one if you can spoon him in his cab
Joseph Moore
Wait, no, ones parked behind me with his headlights on
Colton Rodriguez
pol.sci?
Jeremiah Morales
>i was really fucked last night did i actually ask this already
u will do good at uni pal
Samuel Perry
worse
Ayden Jenkins
You're going to take it up the poopshoot.
Ryder Harris
Is Living on a Thin Line black pilled or white pilled?
Brayden Gonzalez
what could be worse? unless you're just taking the piss
Luis Sullivan
Hope you've brought lube big boy
Nathan Morris
starburst are the best sweets
Charles Gomez
gender studies?
Eli Reyes
I'm not taking the piss. I was a faggot when I was 18 and making the decision. Bullied, nihilistic, arrogant and an alcoholic
Gabriel Walker
drama... at a bottom ten university... and i got a third
Dylan Diaz
I took this then he drove off
Jordan Gutierrez
Careful mate, hell wait till youre asleep then pounce. You'll to wake up back in afghanistan as some cheifs bacha bazi boy.
Henry Torres
I heard the uni drug scene is brill
why would you even think of doing that
Michael Hall
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Dylan Gomez
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Julian Martinez
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Josiah Parker
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Jaxon Robinson
lmao you fucking sadcase
Robert Campbell
...
William Lopez
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Cooper Rivera
Blackpilled, its a lament, but you can hear it as a call to arms
Zachary Butler
Starburst is the globalist rebranding of Opal Fruits, perfectly displaying the conflict between domestic brand loyalty and the pressures of global marketing strategies. In the face of this international system how are British sweeties to compete? Let alone taste the way the British people deserve, and which modern science makes possible.
Logan Moore
>any degree is a good degree >degree=management position >drama gives you practical life skills for every role, it's a very general and applicable degree Also I wanted to fuck sluts and party
Bentley Harris
...
Camden Smith
What are you doing m8
James Bailey
Looks like something out of close encounters. Watch out for probes...
Nicholas Perez
Literally stopped eating Cadbury. Tastes like shit now.
Austin Fisher
christ were you on drugs with that decision making?
what uni anyways
Lincoln Anderson
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Lucas Lopez
>moloch posting >in all fields
Lucas James
saved this image while i was fucked last night for some reason
Nolan Hall
sorry oswald
Christian Bennett
>There is a terrific bang against the side of poor Eddie's car. He wakes suddenly from his whisky induced stupor. As he bolts up empty fag butts and rustlers burgers packets scatter into the footwell. >He can hear Irish voices, they're shining a torch into the vehicle and forcefully opening the car door. Eddie is screaming now. He tries to reach for his cricket bat somewhere underneath all of the chip boxes but he is too slow, meaty Irish hands grab at his naked shoulders and arms and drag him wailing and howling onto the cracked grey paving stones >"Please.. Please, lads. I didn't mean to call you cunts... I just wanted a bit of change.. I'm so fucking hungry please stop I'll do anything" >"We've got a tasty one here maties!" They shout. They're all unzipping and pulling down their trousers. Eddie would have kept on screaming but they've stuffed a dirty chamois leather into his mouth and have started beating him. Blow after blow rains down upon poor Eddie's smackhead. They throw him face down into the mud. >Nobody can hear him scream as they bury themselves in poor Eddie's ruined asshole. A lifelong diet of white spirit and sausages has not been kind to his anus. >They take turns pounding poor Eddie. Tears run down his cheeks as the last one pulls out. As he takes a deep breath and begins a deep wracking sob, he is patted on his head by a gargantuan red headed Irishman wearing a Little Witch Academia t-shirt >"I still love you, Eddie kun. There's no need to cry."
Cameron Walker
Anti depressants and alcohol
I remember ringing up the uni clearing number when I was drunk and they let me in without an interview. I'd never even been to the city before.
Charles King
Another 10/10.
David Jackson
thats the hardest ive laughed in months lads ,tbf im fucking high rn
Wyatt Lee
When i was a sprog I'd buy a bag of opal fruits and unwrap them all. Then I'd mould them into a ball and eat it like an apple.
Camden Hill
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Christopher Lewis
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Chase Cook
top kek least you got some a levels right
Jose Richardson
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Jack Ramirez
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Luke Barnes
When i read Irish voices I expected it to end with headpats
Juan Ortiz
hahahahah no I have a btec in acting
Brayden Jones
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Juan King
Should've seen the first one.
Xavier Wood
What uni?
Jaxon Torres
Two more cars have since pulled up behind me and left. Fug Might get the Whisky out the back
Lincoln Martinez
I'm not telling
Chase Jackson
i did chavs putting burning newspaper through his car window and shit.
funny as fuck watching eddies life get built then crushed other the course of a few months
Xavier Miller
must be pretty shit. Tower Hamlets Royal College?
Luke Martinez
The grand finale is coming soon when he offs himself.
Benjamin Thomas
Check some scrote hasnt written "I heart bum fun" in the mank on the back of your car, lad
Isaiah Bailey
Do white students get bullied for being white in majority ethnic schools?
Julian Sullivan
I'm genuinely concerned for his mental health now desu
Colton Parker
Why wouldn't they?
Chase Walker
I don't want to play a guessing game.
The other day I was talking to my dad and I asked him straight up, 'dad why didn't you stop me from acting like an idiot, why did you allow me to throw my life away?' and he said 'son, you always just did your own thing'.
My son is going to grow up under the most authoritarian father imaginable.
Xavier Howard
i gotchoo innit ya get me roadman ting
>Be Eddie. >You've been out on a tough day harvesting fag ends and drinking the dregs of pints left outside Wetherspoons, some dumb cunt even left half a can of white lightning on the park bench. What a result. >Manage to harass and bully some fifteen year olds you saw talking about Dragonball Z on your way home. After telling them they were nonces you proceeded to give them a right royal kicking. Fucking paedos. >You take a shit in a skip on the way home, someone threw a half eaten carton of chips in there you realise as you turn around to inspect your poo. Brilliant. >You eat the cold cardboard-like chips on the way home, luckily there's some burger sauce on them so they go down nice and smooth. The saveloy skin inside really perked up the meal. Proper treat. >Get to where you have parked your car. Fuck. You left the windows open and the local chavs have been putting bits of burning newspaper and dog poo into the drivers seat. It's not too much worse than it usually looks or smells anyway. >Get in your car and decide to have a little sleep, those chips were quite heavy. A nap would do you quite well. >Wake up and proceed to head down the local park to see if you can suck off some of the tramps there for a sniff of some poppers or to lick the heroin residue off some old spoons.
