*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

I'll give you 10k yen to fuck off.

I'll get drunk with you, but only if you promise to kill me.

*injured kaiki noises*

REMOVE SNEK

Save snek

You're a pretty good mangaka

snek best grill

She is delicious. I could fuck her for hours straight.

*reveals he read your cringey fanfics*

Good.

Now gimme a life stone.

>there are people, RIGHT NOW, on Sup Forums, who aren't in love with the cute little psychotic goddess

This place has been going to shit since 2003

I didn't really like your manga. RomCom is over done and a little cheesy. Add something to spice it up. Though I do praise you for not just making generic Boy Love.

I prefer Tsukihi.

But I always have Nadeko or Tsubasa as 2nd/3rd, depending on what mood I'm in.
Nadeko usually has an edge for me though because she's just the right age, just like Tsukihi.

Second best girl and you know it

I think Tsukihi is cute, but she just seems a little too innocent. Nadeko on the other hand seems a bit more jaded with the world in a way, which adds to her personality. She is up there on my personal ranking though.

End talks.

I hate Nadeko, I want to be with her every day and kiss her all the time, piece of shit.

What a mix of emotions

Nadeko is very good for breeding.

Naisu body, good thighs and hips.

Nadeko fans are all lolicons.

this was my favorite monogatari story

great ending

Nadeko is perfect to cheat on your girlfriend with.

When Hitagi reaches those 18-19 years she simply just becomes too old to my liking, and Nadeko will be perfectly refreshing.

How can something so cute exist?

Senjou is already older than 18, you dumb snek poster

Same

Nadeko is the best thing there is since Shinobu.

Fuck off Snakefag.

go away you little piece of shit, you ruined the whole show
go thank Kaiki for saving it

Those are for real snek. Just go hollow point for this one.

her beauty is so neck-breaking!

we need more puns

why are you so insecure OLD HAG?

The only good thing about her are her white snake hair.

>watch this entire shit series for her
>turns out to be generic moe-character
>keep watching
>has mental breakdown
>turns into a pyschopathtic maniac
>keep watching to see how far her derangement goes
>after the attempted murder learn that she's hiding a dark secret
>at the edge of my fucking seat waiting for this fucking reveal
>is it a body, did she fucking snap and kill her father or something
>did she kill a teacher, a rival? did she throw them in the closet?
>its a fucking manga
>she's so fucking crazy and adorable her only weakness is her cringy delusions as a shoujo MC

I couldve watched 70+ episodes of nadeko shenanigans and be happy
Truly a great and wasted character in a shit show.

You know me too well user.

But I'm actually not all that often in these thread.

Hopefully Vitagen is still daijoubu.

>Senjou is already older than 18
18 is already too old!

I want that Loli Teen sweet spot around 14...

Her youth and cuteness makes her stand out in my opinion.

Tsukihi is also quite young, but she's off the scale in terms of smarts while Nadeko is dumb as fuck, but sort of dumb in a cute way.

*rolls eyes* It's worst girl, great.

Please stay here and never return to Vitagen.

>never return to Vitagen
I can't promise you that though!
But what other Sup Forums threads are you browsing?

Any particular anime this season?

i'm calling to my personal ape to kick your sorry ass and then i will fuck you both and spit on your selfish face, ugly haircut bitch

Nadeko has the 2nd cutest hair style though. And much better and softer body.

>Scene where she doesnt wear panties
>draw fanart with panties
Its as retarded as drawing shinobu wearing panties, why draw fanart about fanfiction?

>she doesnt wear panties
Are you sure about this user?

Maybe the artist thought she was a more pure girl than she is.

it looks like an ugly wig, like one made of vegetables, idk

That's such nonsense. Nadeko is too cute for such accusations.

>Fuck off
>Please stay here
This is confusing, even Kirino would be confused.

>everyone talking about how nadekofags don't understand nadeko and think that she's just a moe girl
>not realizing that nadekofags loveher precisely because she's batshit insane

i'm just here because i like crazy girls desu

I like Nadeko because of her moe aspects.

That caught my attention long before the crazy happened.

But do you love her batshit insane side?

I would've liked snake more if her snake god scene didnt have such horrid cgi.
Worst looking episode of monogatari.

No, I actually want to nurture her back into gentle, good Nadeko.

If we're going to have children and a family one day, she needs to be more cute again.

Yes, I'm into all of Nadeko, even her Yandere side speaks to mine attention depraved being

Nadeko>Mayoi>Bee>Cat>Monkey>Everything>>>>>Crab

Her voice is heavenly though...
At least she finally got some action with Araragi in Prison School ^__^

Younger is tighter and better.

>great design
>worst character
not fair

But she is very cute and very likable once you banish the evil from her.

If it wasn't for Tsukihi, I would have wanted to make a family with Nadeko the most.

If you take away the evil from her then all that leaves is a slut.

>a slut
But she is very playful, and rewards you in cute clothes. And very easily excite you with her cute and innocent requests that are sometimes a bit lewd.

>all these anons who love snake because she's cute
Did none of you watch the show? You are everything she hates.

But Araragi thought she looked cute. Does she hate him too?

She definitely doesn't love him and badmouthed him at the end of Nademono

Maybe she wouldn't have, if he dumped that old woman Hitagi and dated a younger and more cuter Nadeko-chan.

Wasn't she just mad because she didn't get to ride Araragi's dick?

She despise him for his lolicon tastes though and literally said that

fuck off with you greentext story shitposting

Why is she badmouthing him when that entire mess in Nadeko Medusa was born out of her failing to keep him locked in?

Nadeko turns me into a lolicon with those nice healthy thighs and childbirthing hips.

Otorimonogatari ch 20
>Nadeko sometimes finds herself looking for things to like about Koyomi Onii-chan.’

She was in love with idea of being in love, not with Araragi himself

Doesn't answer what I asked. She's the one who hung around him, not the other way around. If anything Araragi doesn't badmouth her enough, she has no grounds to criticize anyone.

I think those things can change very easily into love, after a few adrenaline pumping first kisses, and a bit of fondling, and dating.

>her only weakness is her cringy delusions as a shoujo MC
Her only weakness is her "no one understands me even though I hang out with atleast two people all the time who'd listen to everything I say" backstory that gets dragged out forever. She's like Kanbaru if she was stuck in early Suruga Monkey mode for the entire series and then fucked off after her issue starts getting resolved.

HanaKana's a shit VA too, she sounds like she's about to cry all the time.

Please don't bully Nadeko so much user. She sounds very cute and moe and makes many Anons want to protect her.

I want to rape Snake.

Negotiations

I have no respect for people who has Bee rank up high in their list. She has insignificant role and only served as fanservice character.

Careful user. Girls around those 14-16 becomes pregnant super easily, because they are so highly fertile when they are in that peak age.

Nadeko doesn't really hunged around him after summer and that's why Tsukihi was dissapointed and cut off her bangs.

She was a dog in the manger: she didn't really want to get close to him but couldn't stand the idea of him having a girlfriend

Not a problem, I'll only come in her ass.

>I don't like him but he can't have someone other than me in his life

wtf I hate Nadeko now

This is the exact same outfit as the one an actress wears from an AV I just watched moments ago.

>I don't like him but he can't have someone other than me in his life

Exactly. That's why she snapped.

Araragi was like a fictional character for Nadeko. But it turned out that her waifu is a living person with his own [private] life and she couldn't forgive him.

In Nademonogatari Nadeko promised her past self, that one day she'll fall in love with someone who will be more cool than Araragi and won't fap to little girls

He should have just captured her and force her first kiss in Nisemono, then she wouldn't have minded his lolicon ways.

Funny how I get banned for days when I post memes like this

>I have no respect for people who has Bee rank up high in their list
Depends on what they're listing them by, since no one really bothers to say how they're ranking the girls. If it's purely by who they want to fuck then Bee being high up is understandable enough.

Hell those people are more respectable than the guys here saying that x girl is "realistic" or whatever the fuck, I can't think of a single chick in this series who'd I describe in that way.

Kind of a shame really because, for all the shit Koyomi gets, he was one of the only people who gave a shit about her at all. Who else even remembered that it was her birthday other than Tsukihi, and even threw her a party?

He treats Kanbaru and Nadeko moreorless the same, one slowly loses her baggage whereas the other one just gets more batshit over time (and Koyomi gets all the blame for it?)

Nadeko doesn't actively dislike or blame him, she just avoid him, at least during Nademono.

In return, she devoleped a tighter friendship with Tsukih, befriended Yotsugi and sometimes hung with Ougi-kun (and yells at him Kuchinawa-style)

>Nadeko doesn't actively dislike or blame him
I keep seeing people say otherwise, I haven't read it myself so I can only go off of what I see others say. The fanbase seems to blame him for everything regarding her too in any case.

I just want to commit a crime, really.

If Nadeko won't allow me to, then it's a good thing I love Tsukihi more anyway.

>and Koyomi gets all the blame for it?

I think it's a good foil to the rest of the stories with araragi. Throughout the series all he does is try to help people, and then Nadeko ends up needing help, so he tries, but things don't get better (well, at first things get better because she's not going to die, then things get much worse, then ultimately end up kind of neutral).

Basically, the story up until Nadeko medusa was essentially "Araragi can do anything". Once the medusa arc hit, it's like a big slap back to reality, where we see that Araragi isn't the flawless angel he's been portrayed as. He can't just talk his way through everything, and trying to help everyone all the time came back to bite him in the ass.

Not really, everything after Nise right to the end of Owari is Araragi failing at everything he does. The stuff with Nadeko is described as a "side story to the main event" even.

We had all that already with Hanekawa

I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

pls let me graduate from grad school

...

"You have a lot of guts to challenge me, I'll give you that"
*Teleports behind you*

Those people probably haven't read it. Her feelings towards him in the book are more awkward guilt than anything. She knows she's 100% responsible for everything that went down in Otori and Koi.

*Tickle tortures her*

She wasn't wearing panties specifically in that scene to try and allure Araragi.