Life lessons you learned from anime

>In the end, the only thing to do is to get good.

That's git gud to you, kid.

I know the lesson but how do I do it?

Make sure you sit in THAT seat.

100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, and run 10 km every day.

She gave up.

It doesn't matter how hard you try, or how much you endure. In the end you might just get fucked over & their isn't anything you can do about it.

she always wants the D, no exceptions.

Your life will simply fly by you if you expect things to land on the palm of your hand without any effort on your end.

An otaku as yourself will never find real love & companionship, ask yourself, what do you offer? Nothing,

If there's any doubt, consult Admiral Ackbar before proceeding.

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>she cannot beat the cock

>>>/reddit/

As opposed to what experience and the older generation keeps telling me, I can just sit on my ass, be a weirdo into eroge and a cute goth loli will pop outta nowhere wanting to have my babies.
(and apparently my little sister - if applicable - wants my dick)

Reina is lesbian.

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>i should ask for help if i need it
still haven't although i really need it but i'm the worst piece of shit that i know and i don't want to bother people with such a useless cunt like me

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NEVER GIVE UP. -Naruto

Pompadours are fucking awesome

Never EVER become a hikikomori from Welcome to the NHK

Don't fuck with microwaves.

The point of living is either wearing Garo or spending your life for attaining it.

Life should have more panty shots