I am from a shithole country

I am from a shithole country

Ask me anything

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Please move to Columbia or brazil

what does rat taste like?

Does socialism work?

Have you eaten your cat/dog yet?

are the markets really empty of foods or it's just western propaganda ?

Maybe when I save enough money to do so

What does the average Venezuela think of Trump?

Do you all really think this Petro crypto is go to work? Why not just adopt Bitcoin instead

No. It doesn't and people need to understand this before you elect a president who promises you be more like us

Which do you think would be more useful in your current situation:

1.) Guns and ammo
2.) Gold and silver
3.) A big dick

What does it feel like smuggling items like milk and eggs?

things getting any better for you all? sounds awful

hello fellow shitholler

I love my dog. I would never eat my pets

Most venezuelans don't have strong feelings towards Trump but every time he talks about Venezuela he just make us cum saying socialism is to blame on Venezuela current state.

However, the majority of us feel the US, among other countries, should help us somehow to get rip of this dictatorship

Petro is more like a cryptobond, a negotiable instrument. It isn't a cryptocurrency like bitcoin.
It wouldn't work, it is just like having bolívares (national currency). You can't do shit with that in other countries because nobody is accepting it, nobody, even the government, would exchange Petro or Bolívares it for a commodity or even dollars.

Nice, only if that faggot Chavez was a National Socialist instead of a Cuba dick sucking crypto commie.

I heard that some people there farm runescape gold to sell for real money, do you or do you know anyone that does this or something similar?

Guns and ammo

I've been robbed many times and my house invaded. I'll use weapons to defend my property

I don't even know what will become of my family and I next week, food and insecurity are our main problems.
It used not to be like this. It is getting worse every week, every month

No, please stay where you are
We don't need more shit in our shithole, we are at full capacity

>guns
thanks for confirming what I already suspected, which is, in societal breakdown, if you can't keep yourself, your family, and your possessions safe, then you don't really have any of that stuff.

I'm not criticizing you: your despotic govt took away your guns. It's just good to know for the US when our faggot politicians try to disarm us, that it's worth dying to keep our weapons.

I hope you can stay safe.

can we bleach your women?????

My friend's brother in law does that. He's the only one I know who farms gold in runescape.
I don't know how profitable it is

Have you been hunted in RuneScape?

are venezuelans really farming runescape gold because it's more valuable than your currency?

Yes.

Not all of us play runescape. I've never play it

Ou, why do you leave your shithole to go to another shithole? It only makes it worse for the worst region of the country

how much for a prostitute in Caracas?

How would you respond to some American leftard who says that the US government is to blame for your socialist economy failing?

I live in a shithole country too

are levels of shitholeness? like my country is not perfect but we are way better than Venezuela dare I say I live in a light shithole?

look pal, mexico is a shithole, but venezuela isnt

your problem is that you guys have a jewish president, you need a good leader

but venezuela by itself is a great country

dont lose hope

How many meals do you average a day? What's it usually consist of?

It isn't really like that.
Even if there isn't a societal breakdown, you are at risk and vulnerable.
You can have guns but knowledge and wisedom is more valuable.
They dominate you more for your ignorance than for their strength. That's why shithole countries exists. Because you can provide them weapons and eliminate enemies of freedom and eventually build a 'stable society', but then you have an ignorant armed population ready to vote for the next inmoral politician

Do you stand in line queues for food or do you get them from the black maarket?

Ever been out looting?

Well, it is now.

I don't really know about prices of prostitues.
But I imagine for $100 you can buy a premium prostitute, and for $10 a basic bitch for 1 hour

I wouldn't even respond. It doesn't worth my time. It is up to that american to learn more about history.
The US isn't to blame but instead, thanks to the US economy the economy is barely surviving, because that's where the only oil we sell is sent, the rest is gifted to China and Russia.

If it weren't for the US, probably we would've started a civil war. Oil money keeps the militaries happy

Despite I am not white, not. I've never been out looting.
I've been out protesting and throwing back tear gas canisters to the guards

when will you start sending the qt girls instead of the male niggers that infest my streets? i'd gladly receive them, but this ones we're getting... not so much

(this is a shithole too btw, just slightly less shithole)

>Does socialism work?
QUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
That is fuk'en awsome, thx.
cheers.
And I do feel bad for Venezuela.
Looks like Colombia might be going the same way.

Black market.
Since some time ago, you need a carnet issued only to people who voted in the last 'election'.
I didn't voted so I can't buy food in government-owned stores, or even acquired the bags of food they distribute monthly.

The majority of the country is in the same situation.

What do you think of the natives.

Not a question but stay safe shithole bro
I hope things turn around sooner than later

>However, the majority of us feel the US, among other countries, should help us somehow to get rip of this dictatorship
That is something only you can do.
Didn't some military units try to defect? What happened?

So your shithole is filling up?
Damn, seems to be a global thing.
I can see it here too.

>However, the majority of us feel the US, among other countries, should help us somehow to get rip of this dictatorship
do your own damn dirty work

Lately just rice, arepas and plátanos, every meal.

Sometimes I eat eggs, white cheese and avocados, but they are getting more expensive every day

wajiros are worse than mapuches, dare to say 90% of them are being implicated in rob or murder
>t.venezuelan

>controlled opposition
just a show to make people believe in happening

videla plz come back, Budu can't get excarcerated if he is dissapeared

Would you like a Pinochet right about now?

You'll probably be robbed.

witnessed

Thank you.

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No, we can't do it.
Our militaries aren't militaries anymore. Chávez basically made of them another political party and they no longer must qualify as militaries.
They are extremely untrained, they wouldn't know how to prepare a coup d'etat even if they wanted.
I've talked to many of them and all of them have said the same.
People don't realize this, but the vast majority of militaries aren't happy with the government but that doesn't mean anything. They can't do anything about that.
And isn't only the dictatorship men who we must face, but also cubans, hezbollah members, colombian terrorists, ETA members, and many others organisations and countries backing the goverment with men, weapons, intelligence and experience. They have decades combating in wars, planing and developing operations in many countries.

We need help from outside because the dictatorship has support from outside.

>wajiros are worse than mapuches

Can you put that in english for us? Thank you monkey nigger.

Yes.

A Pinochet would be way better, even for lefties defending Maduro, if they were venezuelans they would demand a Pinochet instead of Maduro.
However, I'd prefer a democratic republic instead of a Pinochet

youll never have money
just go

Why aren't you dead yet?

>democratic republic
truly a lost cause you will never learn

>They are extremely untrained, they wouldn't know how to prepare a coup d'etat even if they wanted

There are people in the Venezuelan government/military who are trained and know how to fight. You can call them the Praetorian guard if you get that reference. They will be the ones to go for a coup. Personally, I think the US should help by napalming the entire country starting with the shanty towns.

want to buy some cheap signs?
pic related

>I don't even know what will become of my family and I next week, food and insecurity are our main problems.
You people have been saying this for years lol. Stop being a pathetic piece of shit and do something.

What did you do with the gov issued bunny?

I don't even have money to pay for a bus ticket to the border with Colombia

I have working with my family since I was 10 years old. Until 1 and a half year ago I was "relatively" happy, I could afford things, I did not give myself luxuries but I could pay for gym membership, food in the university and things like that, but since 2017 started to here, I come feeling very bad, I think I started to suffer from panic attacks or anxiety because I spend the day thinking about stuff and I feel like my head burns, I'm studying political sciences and soon economy and therefore spend a lot of time sitting, I feel now pains in my lower back and in general, conversations with my parents are between tears thinking about what we are going to do or how we are going to get ahead and every time life it becomes more unhappy. It is a hell in here, and I know many others are in worst situations.

I've been thinking about leaving to Colombia, but I don't have anyone over there. I could go leaving my family here, but only to be in a worse situation. For what I've heard, venezuelans are suffering in Colombia. That's the only place where I could go for now. Argentina would be a viable option since some friends already live there, but it is way more expensive for me to emigrate there.

>that pic
Is that a new meme?

Can I get some cocaine?

Do you believe your people have a chance of making your country better? for all I've heard, they're still socialists, just don't think maduro is the right messiah.

Are other nearby countries like Guyana or Trinidad possibilities as places to emigrate to?

>Not white
What race are you ?

How much does it costs a month worth of real food? Meat, bread and other proteic and fatty food are scarce?

how much do you think one of your woman would cost. not actually buying. just curious

>never eat my pets
someone else might though and might kill you to do it

Amerindian you idiot, he's venezuelan.

Food is on your way senpai

How much of it will be stolen at customs control?

Hows the fucking soup kitchen line fucking venezulan commie

how much does it cost to get out

We all wish you the best, hope things get better for you and your family

There are good people, who are not communists nor socialists at least.
If they form a government it will be a government of good.
They could win an election if there were any.

I don't think they will make it to govern in any time soon

It is cheaper for me to travel to Colombia than Trinidad and Tobago or Guyana. They aren't a possibility. Venezuelans aren't welcomed there because of the people who already left to those countries mostly indigenous, criminals and gangs.

A month of food real food, including meat, bread, pasta, fish like sardines, chicken, flour for arepas, eggs, grains, milk, vegetables, and fruits, cost between $60 and $70 only for 1 person

Proteic and fatty food are scarce, but you can still find some in the black market, including meat, bread and the rest of proteic food.

For perspective, our monthly salary is $6

Wait are you the user that got a care package from the US guy about 8 months ago?
How is your doggo doing?

Probably everything. I have friends from Spain who sent a box of supplies to their parents in Venezuela and they didn't received anything.
They tried again recently and they received the box open with only a quarter of what was sent.

Bus ticket to Colombia, Bogotá, like $100.
A plane ticket from Colombia, near the border with Venezuelan, to Argentina cost between $450 and $500

Thanks

Also pic related.

Send me your paypal i'll send you $10. That is what i can do for you for now

Is it ez to lose your virginity?

That wasn't me. That guy was really lucky his package wasn't stolen

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Thank you so much for your help user
I really appreciate what you are doing

>We need help from outside because the dictatorship has support from outside.
That is a good point.

Hermano de qué parte eres?

I don't have much to spare, so five bucks is what I sent to you
Godspeed

I guess people would get in trouble if they sent you an old deer rifle with scope, and some ammo.

Do y'all have any fucking clue how close you were to tasting Obama's fire and fury?

Barquisimeto, ¿eres venezolano también?

Daily reminder even if you hate Chavez, you're still in the minority of Venezuelans because most Venezuelans voted for him.

Si marico nacido en Mérida

You couldn't send it because you aren't allowed to do it in the US, as far as I know

I wouldn't say it isn't true because it is true. Fuck Chávez

Hace cuanto te fuiste? Estás en la gusanera?

Thanks a lot. God bless you

Me vine hace ya 6 años aquí en Miami pero esto es una cagada, me voy a mudar a Texas dónde hay menos izquierdistas

Izquierdistas te refieres a los chavistas o a la estadounidenses como tal?

A qué te dedicas allá?

what he means by get out is to USA or a country that is actually not a shithole. (USA, UK, Australia, Japan, South Korea,etc)

I need a job offer, marry a citizen or invest a lot of money to emigrate to any of these countries.
They aren't an option for me.

Argentina, Chile and Perú already accept venezuelans

Did Trump's UN speech ever get reported on in Venezuela? Was it ever shared on Venezuelan social media?

>"The problem in Venezuela is not that socialism has been poorly implemented but that socialism has been faithfully implemented. From the Soviet Union to Cuba, Venezuela — wherever true socialism or communism has been adopted, it has delivered anguish, devastation, and failure. Those who preach the tenets of these discredited ideologies only contribute to the continued suffering of the people who live under these cruel systems. America stands with every person living under a brutal regime."

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do you or other venezuelans use cryptocurrencies?
have any wallets?

Ah i see. Sorry cant do much, all i can do is send God's praise.

Fuck now the Breadlines are gonna revolt

I'm from Guatemala and I'd hate to live in your country.

Bless your heart.