How does one become a Chad?

How does one become a Chad?

By birth.

by permanently logging out of your Sup Forums account

Cock size

Become Baptist

By going to /fit/.

If you have to ask you will never be a chad

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account?

Newfag

>2017
>not having a Sup Forums gold account
pleb

What a shitty drawing of Chad. He looks like he's on the verge of tears and the artist completely failed to draw his eyes with their proper stare.

Kek poor guy just couldn't take it anymore.

>the chad artist verses the virgin art critic

Sorry you gotta be 100% white

>chad artist
Those haven't existed for about 50 years.

Don't go on the internet. At all.

So you don't deny being a virgin critic, ok.

post 'em

Born here

How do I view the image?

just go down to deed poll and get your name changed to Chad you fucking spastic

That place is a shithole

mfw I'm a nigger and I have a 4 inch dick.

You best be trolling boy.

I thought the payed version only let you skip the im not a robot thing. I didnt know I could see secret pictures too and log in and out of the site. Where do I go to sign up?

Obligatory Chad meme.

I'll let you in on a secret, their is no hidden picture, it is a joke to fuck with newfags and trick them into getting a gold account.

Hahaha

homosex

>tfw 8.5"
based

oh....but isnt there a premium Sup Forums thing?

You either are one you aren't

To question yourself if you are a Chad or asking how to be a Chad means you are not a Chad and will never be.

t. Chad

Actually, that pic is 15 years old and cocks have gotten much bigger since then. Here's a 2018 one with the updated numbers

Do you think mine could please a woman? I'm a virgin so I don't know and I've always wondered

Yah but I'm pretty sure it only lets you bypass the captcha. And feel happy for giving Hiroshima Nagasaki some shekels for keeping this hellhole alive.

>parallel

Post your credit card info into the name slot before posting. This will give you a gold account which allows you to see posts by members.

A lot of it is self esteem. If you have an alright face a few months in the gym plus a decent amount of disposable income will make you a chad. Whore around with sluts to gain confidence fucking women but keep in mind not to marry a slut.

he needs to put those 3 digits on the back in options field or it wont work

Like this?

Bullshit chart. Women are different sizes, and orgasms are mostly emotional based and not actual physical pleasure based. It's part of it but it's mostly emotional

You can’t “become” a chad, you’re either born one, or you’re not. No amount of lifting or testosterone supplements will change that either. Sorry bro, you’re stuck as a pathetic beta for life.

Oh okay fixed

Wtf it's not working

>orgasms are mostly emotional based
Come on, bro. Emotions matter to women, but its a solid combination of physical technique + emotion.

>t. dicklet

kek

By not exposing your self as an omega bitch by posting a how to become chad thread

Sup Forums BTFO

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who is making these?

lmao
if you can't hit the cervix of a vagina you should kys asap

somebody who wants us to be obsessed with sex?

kek this one is new to me

8 inches more than easily hits a cervix

t. Guy with 8 inches

Same. Living knowing you will disappoint at least visually any future female sexual partners, that even despite all my efforts I could be cucked for a larger one, is bone chilling. This is why I hate porn industry more than anything in this world, seconded by jews. I will kill them all

Does anyone have the ideal cock size chart that keeps moving farther up and to the right?

To whoever this makes upset.

This is obviously meme. Don't fret.

Women will love you and want to have sex with you as long as it isn't micro (then they might just love you).

t. 3.8 incher who regurlarly has ffm threesomes

Confidence, wit, hygeine and self improvement are way more important than penis size or looks.

>1.5 liter soda bottle dick
This chart keeps moving farther up and to the right. Someday this chart will move towards 2.0 liter territory.

Hotdog down a hallway indeed.

I forgot the girl and went straight to the text and went straight to the text. What has Sup Forums done to me?

This.