How do I marry Sakura?

How do I marry Sakura?

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She's an incredibly shallow basic bitch judging by her "lol the country is so lame, I need to be surrounding by glowing neon lights and 10,000 people at all times xD" attitude, so just say you make a lot of money and she'll probably marry you.

I want to marry the fat one.

Marry ME.

She changed her attitude very quickly.

You would have to perform...Sakura's Quest.

Lick her butthole in the presence of a priest.

I want to marry the one on the left. Is it as easy as this anime portrays it? Just move to Japan's countryside?

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Gather 20 rat tails, 20 giant spider fangs, 20 jellopy and kill 5 orks.

Shiori is love.

IT Cake a best! A BEST!

The first episode of this anime was so bad i couldn't bear it

country towns are stupid

I can't tell if I like Shiori or Sanae more honestly.

Leaning towards Sanae more though.

>You enter the room as she was about to shove the broom up her friend's asshole

learn to fucking knock

I'll do you one better OP, here's a portal to visit her.

That's obviously a portal to K-on, you dumbass.

How many times do we have to say: her name's Yoshino, not Sakura?

Calm down Cletus, it's just a drawing.

Are you telling me, her name is not pink aoi?

Pink Aoi's her nickname, not her real name.

I bet they don't look as good IRL.
Also, every youngster moves to the bigger cities nowadays, the countryside is full of old farts and little kids, no in between.

>I want to marry someone
>But I haven't bothered learning their name yet

crush the urbanite

Are you normaly this autistic?
>tripfag
Oh wait, nevermind.

wow, I'm so glad you used a tripcode when making these very informative posts. It was of utmost importance to the conversation at hand that we could verify your identity

>crazy ass /x/ guy in charge of tourism
>old /m/an building goddamn exoskeletons out of spare parts in his garage
>badass manly woodcarver dropping his 9 inch cock on your face and asking you what kind of wood it is
>some hobo gaijin who just lives innawoods like an elf

the dudes in this town are all great, too.

I want to marry Shiori!

Yeah, there're full of cuties in the countryside.
Just move in, working and don't forget procreation

MARRY SHIORI

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Fuck you Abe. Make it so my job IS procreating with qts and I'll travel anywhere you tell me.

Solly, whito piggu is not arrow

>Japan
>wanting Gaijins at all
Yeah right, Japanese are the fucking worst people out there, I have never met people so condescending and racist
I love their cartoons but their society is fucking trash

Not like Abe has a choice. It's hire me or watch his country die.

He should honestly be grateful. Most countries would have to resort to importing stinky brown people who leech welfare and commit crime. A good law abiding white person who will work hard and do his job with diligence is a blessing.

>white person who will work hard and do his job with diligence
I'm pretty sure you don't quailfy for this, sorry Davido-kun

I like everyone but megane.

>Also, every youngster moves to the bigger cities nowadays, the countryside is full of old farts and little kids, no in between.
Too bad Japan will have no youngsters in ten years or so.
They reap what they sow, fucking stuck up racist japs

Don't bully megane, she just felt the overwhelming existential angst of realizing she's a pointless wheel inside the belly of a terrible machine that's grinding us all to death. Her solution being to flee out to woods and turn NEET is what disgusts based woodcarver. She could be learning how to be a good conservative waifu (like Shiori) or learning how to actually use that damn computer better or how to whittle wood like a badass rustic outdoorsman/artisan; she'll be set right, though.

This is the real portal

You contradict yourself.
Japanese cartoons include/imply Japanese mentality.
I guess you're loving not them but ecchi written by Japanese.

There is no cute, but lonely and frustrated OL in your life... Sanae story looks pretty touching.

yea maybe
source: me being butthurt because my girlfriend decided to stay with her family and break up "cuz otousan said so since he would rather have a japanese son in law and I have no guts to think for myself"
Fuck japs

subscribe to my fucking blog, I fucking MAD
I'm sorry I cheated on you, 2D

Is there anyone more based than woodcarver?

You need to be a chupacabra.

Omg she's such a waifu bait... however, her calm personality is ideal and perfect. Where can i find girls like her? Only on the countryside?

I don't know but if you find out let me know so I can marry Maki.

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>white people

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Where can I meet a cake like this?

You have a lot of hate inside yourself, user

Hello, Schlomo.

>no guts to think for myself
What he was trying to say with this?

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abandon quest

Which Quest have you fapped to?

Sakura

Monkey madness

None of them.

All of them.

LAWD THE ASSES

Just the pink one.

w2c

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Cum inside her butthole.

I need more Shiori lewds

>batoru modo
Ririko a cute.

Pink Aoi

This anime has one of the best EDs this season.

Shiori
She's getting a doujin
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Ririko best girl

Muh

No, you need to blame the west for poisoning asian women's brains.

Instead of being baby makers, they instead work until they're 40 when no one wants them and become lonely expired cakes.

Prime breeding material

>pink hair
Is Sakura a filthy feminist?

Is this your first time watching anime?

I bet doing kinky stuff with that exoskeleton would turn Ririko on.

Yes, the only pink haired woman they've come across until now was Overwatch's Zarya.

To marry the Queen, you must perform 3 Great Tasks for her Kingdom.

Which are?

Difficult, nigh impossible tasks, that will challenge you to face unparalleled dangers and develop your character.

Which Quest can you beat up in a fight?

All of them.

Unless they're wearing superstrength suits that a small town mechanic inexplicably has.

Shiori. And then I'll ask her hand in marriage, that's how it works right?

Yes, that's very romantic.

The orks are already on a trukk looking for you, with their choppas readied, they got on the moment they heard there was going to be a fight.
This is now a quest for your survival.

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How can people even like onden or the expired cake?

By not having shit taste, which is clearly something you know nothing about.

There's nothing wrong with liking them but Sakura and Shiori are certainly superior.

You mean Shiori and Ririko.

>Sakura
Who?