We need more elves

We need more elves.

>tfw I sometimes think myself as an orc and my waifu as a cute elf girl
Bruh, it doesn't help that I'm huge as fuck and my waifu is the most beautiful girl of all the universes (for me).
Who knows this feel?

And if the thread succeeds, how does a half elf/half orc look like by the way.

Mind if I save this image?

Only when you do it within the next 2 minutes.

Indeed.

Perhaps it would help if we had... those who hunt them.

Well?

For what?

You know.

>look pervert elf up
>not even remotely original in anyway.

meh, at this point if she doesn't jump the damn orc herself it's just ignorable.

I wanted Melodiana, not you

Remember that elves only exist to be raped.

Fantastic meme!

What happens if we put two elves in the same room, then?

Wrong. They also make great pets.

You are a cool guy.

How do I keep mine from mating with other animals? My elf keeps getting mounted by my neighbor's dog.

No that's a good thing.

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That is normal. Elves go into heat whenever they see any kind of penis. Watch out tho, she might get pregnant and you will end up with a bunch of puppies.

[citation needed]

But it is male. Just looks like a girl.

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>kamishitty

Doesn't matter, elf males are pretty much female anyway.

Do you have any source on that?

Asking for source for certain authors should warrant a permaban.

I chuckled. But in case this wasn't a joke: No, I don't see male elves looking like females anywhere, in any setting. At most they are both looking androgyne, but this is happening far less than the meme implies. So this is why I asked for a source on that claim that the males look like females, not the source for a doujin.

This thread needs more of the following:

Aura
Lafiel
Deedlit
(list incomplete, please add your own)

I rather see this thread getting deleted than making it Sup Forums-related.

Of course you would, shitposter-kun. Maybe you should fuck off back to plebbit?

>someone doesn't like my off-topic /e/ and /h/ thread with a lip service to anime and manga
>better use the reddit boogeyman!
Here, have a Deedlit looking with disdain. My post is now more Sup Forums-related than the entire thread.

Excellent post, the thread quality already improved a lot.

This thread is already here, it can't get worse.

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That's a parody. Pornography really is the only media you guys consume about elves, right?

Not him, but no it's not. I just started re-watching twhe.

>no it's not
That's dragon's crown Elf with a dick. It's a parody.

Can male elves get pregnant?