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what is in the suitcase?

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What's in the box?! WHAT'S IN THE BOX!?

ur mum

But doubt it's a bomb. Bad place to leave it, I think. It's tugged in between steel pillars, which reduce the effectiveness of the explosion, the spot itself could also have been chosen better and there's not enough room in a suitcase for the self-made bombs the durkas usually use to do a great blast for block effect. In that case you would have to look for a suspicious van or truck. Like Breivik used.

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Its a suitcase of peace, relax user.

Imagine living in a country where forgotten luggage is a threat to national security.

a may zing.

i just want to see the police blow it up

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Stunt immigrants of peace.
About 20 of them
All peacefully carrying AK47's to spread the word of peace.

You seem to be quite the expert Achmed.

happens here. dont pretend it doesnt

That reminds me. That is why we CAN'T have them come over here. We have too many freedoms. The country would collapse.

that's every country since 9/11 you stupid fuck

Berlin before immigration
>A lost suitcase
>find owner and give it back

Berlin post immigration
>A lost suitcase
>evacuate Berlin

It's almost as if they don't trust their new friends.

pandoras suitcase?

lol it's fallen over

a nothingburger?

Absolutely terrible bantz

>You seem to be quite the expert Achmed.

Digits for suitcase of peace

it would be a weird placement for an IED

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fuckin racis wind blew it

Time to blow it up I guess

Was willste mit der Lidl-Tüte? LMAO Passt aber irgendwie zum Paki

Our national future. It must be guarded carefully from those who would harm it.

What are you talking about? It's exactly the same here.

Marcellus Wallace’s soul

>here

I'm from tasmania nothing happens here "mate"

>part and parcel

this is why your slaves fuck off back to poland for the weekends

Is the bomb squad even there yet?

kek
underrated

What's left of Germany's dignity

>a fucking suitcase
>happening
I JUST FOUND SHIT IN MY TOILET
IZ OF HAPPENINGGGZZZZZZ :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Why don't you flush your toilet, Lars

Looks like an 80's russian suitcase.

where's the fucking bomb squad

>i recognise that reference! kek, underrated!

Not yet but suicide squad has arrived

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why don't they just shoot at it ? at least americans don't fuck around

Nice, you just made yourself a anonymous source for CNN

>shot at it: explodes and make a lot of damage
>shot at it: doesn't explode but yet a bomb inside that goes off when the police opens the case

What if it's full of nails? What if it's "dirty" with nuclear waste?

Merkels new friends are capable of anything.

It contains H&Ms marketing strategy plans for 2018.

Just stay neutral, okay ?

>German swat is the best in the world
>fast respond time
>hour goes by and still no bomb squad
Damn, they must be really busy going around Berlin defusing bombs.

look at all those nice children

pls explode, pls explode, pls explode, pls explode,

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WHATS IN THE CANISTER?

maybe if they ignore it the problem will go away

would i be welcome in tasmania?

Ban suitcases.

BOMB SQUAD ON SCENE
EOD SUITING UP

IT'S FALLEN OVER!

Faggot on his way to hell

The Hurt Locker 2: Berlin Boogaloo

imagine that we live in a time where you can discard luggage around town and it sets off a massive police operation. German anons should consider dropping of some suitcases around their cities just to fuck with people. I wholeheartedly believe it's what the spirit of user or what you kids these days call kek would want.

yeah, no. not with surveillance cameras everywhere. this shit is going to be expensive for the owner of the suitcase

Holy shit

Well played. Well played indeed.

fucking autists, just pop the case and get it on with.

dildos, anal cream, several fake passports for jamal and ahmed, a hiv kit that tested positive... scat porn.

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Just feign ignorance, losing your suitcase isn't a crime

This. They've been standing around for like 10 minutes in the suit. Just fucking dropkick the case into the nearby church already

That suitcase was planted, that's why they choose a vintage looking one.

Extra spooky.

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Not true. The owner has to pay in germany:
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don't open it up
just leave it going back and forth through the x-ray machine until it stops moving.

Did the nigger shit in the case or is that just residual nigger picked up by the machine?

dont they have x ray scanners to check these things?

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Quick rundown?

Let me guess Germans being master autists.

BOOM

HE's GOING

>Somebody forgets something in Japan
A random runs it down to the closest police box.

>Somebody forgets something in Germany
They call in the police squad.

Next time without Germutts

Well the bottom line is, that you have to pay for it. Costs start from 50000€

i live in berlin don´t ask me anything , i barely go outside for obvious reasons - however all the muslims are nice to me and call me big guy eventhough im not big - i guess its because ive the same shitskin eyes and intimidating glare.

im hungarian though and hate their guts with a passion.

just yesterday i saw 2 police officers which were both shitskins not even speaking german.

we are being infiltrated only a matter of few years until ghermanistan is no longer a meme but reality.

It's happening !!!!

Clothes and a dildo.

dont they have bomb disposal robots?

kek, good one my yellow friend

This is truly the greatest timeline

>nigs flooding in by the millions
>simultaneously terrorism, crime and everything wrong is on the rise
>this is naturally because whities are too racist and easily fixed by more nigs

Jews won

is that an x-ray>?

About one generation until ethnic Germans are the minority. I'm sorry Hans, you don't deserve that fate

ghostbusters

Yeah, portable xray.

vote A if you think it's something
vote B if you think it's nothing

I vote B

I like how when he was putting it down, someone's phone rang. I bet that scared the fuck out of the cops

B, for sure. Still hope they blow it up for the lulz.

Kek no robot, just a autist in a suit

Imagine somebody would throw a firecracker

Turkish Bomb Squad, can survive anything including a nuclear bomb

>mfw it's a nuke and the camera people get dead

"Does my bomb look big in this?"

imagine if there was a note inside
"deport kebab for peace of mind"

So they took an xray?

Why have they left the device by the case?

He must be Polish, so probably cheaper.