Tv license

>tv license
>not a shithole

kek sure

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bbctvlicence.com
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licence#Norway
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licence
express.co.uk/news/uk/863453/BBC-fee-court-licence-Capita-BBC
theregister.co.uk/2017/07/17/70_pc_tv_licensing_convictions_women/
rt.com/viral/343060-eurovision-song-contest-funded/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_Norway
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_Attraction
fullfact.org/news/do-tv-licence-offences-account-one-ten-court-cases/
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/05/bbc-to-deploy-detection-vans-to-snoop-on-internet-users/
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Don't pay it
Don't pay any taxes to a system working against you
You shouldn't work either, it profits those who are against you and distracts you from reality

lol. (((They))) called me yesterday, but I still got no TV, so I told them to go fuck themselves.

'member dat 25% VAT added onto it LOL

Crazy.

There is a correlation between TV licencing and levels of civilisation.

Barbarians prefer to pay for watching TV by viewing endless (((adverts)))

the fuck is wrong with you cunts

>when you have to pay taxes on paying taxes

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no they didnt faggot, since it's part of a tax now

if the BBC used its freedom from commercial pressures to produce intelligent, non-degenerate content, then I'd think of the license fee as a necessary evil. As it is, it's the same globalist trash as every other channel, so I don't pay for it, disconnect my TV from the aerial, and get on with my life

nice one, lad

Stupid how in Britain how strict they are with it. It's dumb that we have to pay a license to be allowed to watch TV channels. It's a bit looser here where you can just opt for online broadcasting and avoid the fee.

You don't pay a license for the TV-set, just for owning a tuner that broadcasts NRK.

Holy crap, you can't even watch them online?

God damn that's orwellian.

No, and just having a TV set without a license is a violation.

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I tried getting rid of it, I had to hand in my physical TV to do so.

You just tell them you don't have a TV. They don't do anything else.

Done that for 4 years and never had a visit.

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Why are you still watching the electric jew?

That is absolutely fucking insane. It doesn't seem altered. If I lived in Rock Street S3 I swear to god my man I would sieze power of the government. The fact that it's paper print too, it is just so insane.

> disconnect my TV from the aerial
In which case you're still liable to pay for the licence.

I will not pay.
But you have to have the balls to deny your person when confronted at the door by them.
Works though, as long as you don't let them in, don't say your name, don't admit to living there, and don't have the tv on.

>RENT FREE

Do you have to pay for owning monitors too?

Or can you disconnect from the services and tell them "fuck off I only watch youtube and pornhub!"?

What the fuck is a TV license?

You aren't liable to pay shit.

You have to be physically watching bbc when the man turns up with an actually police officer to get done.

Otherwise you can tell them to fuck off.

Patricians prefer to watch TV without paying for it and watching ads.
There is an amazing thing called the internet.

Wouldn't want to miss that quality british telly

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I even block the ads when streaming. It's great.

40D is a bastard but who watches channel 4?

It is basically for BBC content, which has recently included iPlayer. You don't need a licence if you use your TV for anything else - games, films, netflix, youtube, amazon etc etc. You go online and tell them to go away and that is literally the end of it.

HAHAHAHA I have never payed the shills! But I don't watch TV anyway, why do you support the propaganda machine friend?

You pay a set amount if you own a tv-set that can receive the national broadcasting channel. They do news and make their own programming. It has no ads and focus more on educational content and news, but they do have entertainment as well.

Beat for beat is a national treasure, Atle is a pale imitation of Ivar

I get these letters every few months.

You can literally just ignore them, cunts can't do shit.

>No, and just having a TV set without a license is a violation.
Not true at all. See

>1984 was not supposed to be an instruction manual

the gf watches the TV

Better bin those thoughts, lad.

Ikr, first thing i noticed
wew

>You pay a set amount if you own a tv-set that can receive the national broadcasting channel.
Not true. You can tell them you don't need one if you don't watch live TV. Also applies to BBC iPlayer but no other streaming services
>tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one/topics/telling-us-you-dont-need-a-tv-licence

bbctvlicence.com
This guy has kept all the threatening letters he's received for 11 years after deciding not to pay his licence, it's absolutely ridiculous

I was mostly refering to our tv-licence.

Sorry for the confusion.

>tv license
wut?

>That feel when this isn't even peak degeneracy

Why would anyone own a TV in Britain?
Get a HDMI cable and an internet connection.

Hot.

i lived in norway
the tv license inspector came to our apartment once and asked to come in. he was really pushy especially as norwegians usually are not
we did not let him in
penis butt

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licence#Norway

Ah my bad. The whole concept of a TV licence is so out of date. Wouldn't be surprised if it was scrapped soon.

>beat for beat

biggest boomerfest in the history of Norway, same can be said for many of the other programs.

The children's TV is subversive though the news aren't as subversive as TV2 - surprisingly.

On our national day they always parade fucking mutts or arabs as program leaders. Mutts in norwegian national suit (Bunad)

You know that MOST countries in the world have a TV/radio license right?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licence

In Britain you don't have to pay it if you don't watch TV.

Also don't forget. Stop eating so much, britbongs

You wouldn't download a TV, would you?

People still watch TV?

For what reason?

Isn't that locense tho literally for everything that has some sort of global communication? Internet and phone included? Like in Denmark?
Is there a country that doesn't add VAT to utility bills tho?

We pay that in Chile by advertisements and a luxury tax on UHD televisions. Seems to work well, or at least it did before the Socialist takeover of Television, hopefully some sanity can be recovered during this government.

>Wouldn't be surprised if it was scrapped soon.
But then how will Eurovision receive it's funding?

>Officers have been authorized to visit user's residence
You can literally tell them to fuck off your property. Install a door chain so you can do it face to face, film them if they go peering in your windows

This guy gets it.

>not having broadcast television so powerful it requires license.

kek
bet go don't even get one channel of topless girls

I understand that cultures differ and thats fine but it is very strang to an american to conceive of someone trying to force me to buy a license to watch something broadcast into the air. Threatening me with visits from police, you can fuck off.

Do you guys have some version of the 4th amendment? Do they have to have a warrant?

>tv license
come back when you can be arrested and thrown in jail with meth heads and terrorists for walking at a brisk pace

express.co.uk/news/uk/863453/BBC-fee-court-licence-Capita-BBC
theregister.co.uk/2017/07/17/70_pc_tv_licensing_convictions_women/

Somebody needs to pay for Eurovision, and since brits are huge cucks, their license fees fund a singing contest that shits all over them as a people.
> Eurovision Song Contest funded by TV license fee system that criminalizes poor people
rt.com/viral/343060-eurovision-song-contest-funded/

If you can’t jog without colliding head on with another jogger, user, I....

We were the first after the US to write a constitution:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_Norway

I don't know how it is in the US, but in Norway police can search your house if they get an order from a judge.

Silly user. Terrorists don't go in jail. Jail is for people who speak against Terrorists. Silly user.

wtf is this?

What happens if you don't pay your taxes? It's the same principle.

but how else will they convert all the white and aboriginal prisoners to islam?
of course the terrorist prisoners will be serving a few months while the criminal jogger will be doing 10 years.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_Attraction

Over here you just tell them to fuck off, and they can't push it any further. It's hilarious.

bong just don't watch any content with BBC associated with it

>jog your jog online before leaving home

is there any even remotely feasible safety reason for this that a non-local wouldn't be aware of

do you need to file a report every time you take a shit too

Doesn't matter. They still have to pay it even if they have private service (sky or virgin).

It's called photoshop user

by 1800? how much the they eat wtf?

Don't buy a TV in your name. Buy either used ones or have your parents buy the TV for you. Then you won't have to pay

The TV licencing basically has no rights, they rely on intimidating people into paying

Haven't had a TV Licence since leaving home at 18, fuck em, give em enough shit at the door and record them and they put a mark on the address to not come back

No they'll take you to court and win.

>Official statistics tell us that last year 193,000 people were brought to a magistrates' court under 'Wireless Telegraphy Acts'. The Ministry of Justice informed Full Fact the overwhelming majority of cases under these acts relate to not paying TV licences, so we can take this as a reasonably precise figure.
>They represent 13% of the 1.4 million people "proceeded against" in this type of court in 2012.
>Of those appearing in court accused of not paying their TV licence, 85% were found guilty and almost all ordered to pay a fine. Interestingly, women are more than twice as likely to be both prosecuted and convicted.
fullfact.org/news/do-tv-licence-offences-account-one-ten-court-cases/

Is this shit real? Do they still make you pay evwn if you don't own a tv?

I haven't had a tv or cable in years, its pointless when everything is on the internet

>falling for the BBC's lying propaganda
I bet you believe that the detector vans are real too lmao

The only people who get caught are those who are stupid enough to either admit to watching TV without having a licence or let the inspectors into their living room where the BBC is blaring

>Is this shit real? Do they still make you pay evwn if you don't own a tv?
Depends on the country.

Italy
>The Italian government added a monthly fee to electricity bills to cover the TV license fee, in an effort to reduce the number of people choosing not to pay the fee from 30.5 tp 5 percent.

Germany
>The move brings them closer to Germany’s model where the fee is included in a monthly household charge regardless of equipment owned, leaving the country with an estimated one percent of people somehow still managing to avoid paying.

rt.com/viral/343060-eurovision-song-contest-funded/

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>I bet you believe that the detector vans are real too lmao
They can even detect iPlayer viewers in their vans now. They're literally mobile SIGINT units with technology vastly superior to the NSA.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/05/bbc-to-deploy-detection-vans-to-snoop-on-internet-users/

I dont know what this is supposed to instill in Rock Street residents minds other than "oh its not just me whos not a schmuck then" or on the other side "reee why do i pay when loads on my street dont, fuck it im not either now".

If the intent is to worry or shame them big brother style we know that already doesnt work.

The funny thing is that I bet if they confined their enforcement efforts to a polite annual reminder letter they'd still receive more than enough to fund the BBC but instead they decide to go full big brother and probably drive away more people from paying from spite

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All those eyes will watch the bus explode from a friendly refugee

1800? I have that much for my pre-breakfast snack

Required car insurance is a similar fuckery with us

Brave New World was the real instruction manual, and they're trying their hardest to make it happen.

They changed the TV license into a tax, so now you can't avoid paying your share of the tax-funded leftist propaganda by just not owning a TV.

In Sweden, they randomly started licensing people who watched state TV on the internet... it immediately went to the "Supreme Court" which struck it down.

Now they're re-making the TV license into a flat tax per household because no one uses a TV to watch their kike propaganda anymore.

In Germany they just stopped with the BS and made it an automatic “per appartment fee”. So you could live without electricity in an empty apartment and be blind and they would still charge you.

At least they do not ask you to have to watch the propaganda (yet).

I'm fascinated that they already made it into a tax in Germany and Finland... we're getting a TV tax next year but right now we can avoid the license fee if we watch online instead.

come to USA bro we need more Norwegians.