Be americunt

>be americunt
>wake up at 4 in the morning
>drink coffee-infused high fructose cornsyrup
>gain another chin
>open door to leave
>dodge bullets from startled police officer
>thank him for his service
>get in pick-up truck
>wait in traffic for 5 hours, only poor people take public transport
>the clock strikes 11 past 9
>everyone gets out of their car and faces towards new york
>salute the twin towers. never forget.
>get to work
>see a job creator pass by
>prostrate before him and ask if you can work longer and for less
>he tells you that that you're going places
>the entire office begins clapping, thanking him for being so generous
>take lunch break (unpaid)
>eat a super size bowl of ranch sauce with a topping of salad
>gain a bra size
>finally head home from work after working unpaid overtime
>get pulled over by the cops
>they ask to see your ancestry.com results
>60% white
>cops feel threatened by how white you are
>get shot

>be krautcuck
>get truck‘d

Kinda hit and miss.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

The constant butthurt.............

>be American
>have German work ethic
>have Anglo civil tradition
>have Low cost of living
>look at this every day
>trump is my president
>laugh at euros

>see a job creator pass by
my sides

oh nooooo, 50 separate states that work like each individual country in the EU
>being this fucking uneducated about a country you are shitposting about
lmao at you mohammad

Kek. Nice

Careful what you type online, you might go to jail.

:^)

Lol, pay dents fuckface

>eat a super size bowl of ranch sauce with a topping of salad
You forgot the diet coke

Nice punch line, although the whole thing was a bit stupid

>the clock strikes 11 past 9
>everyone gets out of their car and faces towards new york
I lost

>be german
>go christmas shopping
>entire family run over by muslim in truck

>Be German
>make this post
>arrested for hatespeech

>be European
>post on Sup Forums
>go to prison for hate speech

>Low cost of living
Sure

Ay this only happened once

>be eurocuck
>wake up
>remember USA exists
>see our Army still occupying u
>triggered.exe
>go on 4chinz and reeeeeeeee
>still Germy

UK flag on the right? Does this mean we are Americans now?

HOWDY Y'ALL!!!?

*gets shot*