NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!!!!
ITS HAPPENING!! BALISTIC MISSLE HEADED TO HAWAII
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please be real
oh fug
what the fuck
plz don't kill michael rivero
IT IS! THE WAIT IS OVER!
it was a false alarm
I live in hawaii, got the text
CHRIST
Bumping for potential happening
pOSTING FOR FUTURE HISTORIANS
and you're posting on Sup Forums?
what a hero stay safe user! maga
It was just a prank bro
bump for happening
>Civil Defense just confirmed that the Ballistic Missle alert to Hawaii was a mistake!!! That is a hell of a mistake to make. #Wow
so this is what employing pajeets feels like
its real
heterosexual and completely believable
It couldn't be San Fransisco
>unverified acct with "nutz" in the handle
GODDAMNIT!!!
I WANT A HAPPENING REEEEEE
...
Had me excited for a final happening
Once again I got my hopes up for nothing...
> IT'S NOT A DRILL
> IT'S A DRILL
god fucking damnit it never happens
Any user got this?
You did
??
Well that was disappointing as fuck
REEEEEEEEE I WANTED A HAPPENING
GOTT STRAFE AMERIKA
all du pineapples.
>telling you it's not a drill is part of the drill
L mao.
>NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!!!!
ppl on twitter apparently called civil defense, and they said it was a 'mistake'. it's not happening.
my guess is this was part of 'just in case' emergency broadcast that someone activated because human error. either that or prep for a false flag that got tripped by accident. either way, someone fucked up
How the fuck do you send everyone an emergency alert about a ballistic missile on accident?
this
Damnit
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Now would be the perfect time for an actual threat?
Tulsi Gabbard says it's not happening
Dam :(
I am a data analyst at a Fortune 500 company. I live on Zero Hedge and post here when I'm not busy. I have sifted through the information for the past 24 hours. In order to ensure proper vigilance and attention to detail I consumed 200 mg of Adderall spaced out in a bi-hourly schedule. I also have been microdosing LSD for the past three years.
I can unequivocally say that there is absolutely nothing profound within this information. It is insubstantial at best, and outright exaggerations bordering on slander at worst.
It would likely be in everyone's best interest to focus on more pertinent issues as opposed to getting lost in a web of obfuscation.
Given the intense mental output of thorough investigation it is essential that one rest to rejuvenate neural productivity.
I suggest going to sleep and completing at least 3 REM cycles before reassessing any further information.
I can see it!
Manoa Valley checking in. Got the text. Shit Bricks. Wife was almost crying. I wonder if anyone on the island has died of a heart attack as a result of this.
hello screencap
oops
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False Alarm, cool your britches. This was a hell of a way to start the weekend in Oahu though. Somebody better get fired over this.
Not happening, confirmed in the other thread
Digits confirm someone getting canned
Can you imagine the pants shitting terror when you get a txt saying your island is about to be nuked?!? lmao
WW3 here we comes :--DD
Fellow magapedes unite!!!! XD
Is this a new liberal tactic? DRUMPF IS MISSILE THREAT! TWO IMPEACHMENTS!!
Coolies
Fuck. I wanted to go to war
Hawaii-bro here. It's confirmed a false alarm. People nervous as fuck though. We also have a missile siren system that didn't go off.
I'm not there right now losers
It isn't.
This
Ballistic Missile Prank Gone Wrong (+18) (Gone Sexual)
am i a bad person for being incredibly annoyed and a little pissed it isn't real
want some action
Dumb fucks accidentally sent out the alert too early. Now we have to pick a new state. Thanks for nothing Hawaii
>WW3s pearl harbor will be pearl harbor
...
fake news
So next time no-one cares to hide when there's a real missile coming.
This is what happen when you hire people with low IQ.
THIS IS MY BEACH RESORT
Jesus Christ! Now they are saying, "Oops, we goofed. We scared the shit out of you all for nothing. Our bad."
FUCKING IMBECILES!!!
Wolf wolf tactic. I like it.
Any way to check if a missle was in the air, got intercepted and destroyed, and gov bodies are scrambling to not appear unprepared to the population?
TOPKEK
Jej
No, it was real. It was just a fucking mistake. Time to fire a bunch of fucking idiots.
HAHAHAHA
AMERICANS CONFIRMED FOR LIVING UNDER AIRSTRIP ONE AND A TERRORIST GOVERNMENT THAT ARBITRARILY INSTILLS FEAR IN THE POPULACE
GOD DAMNIT FUCKING HELL i wanted a comfy happening with burning mutts but no instead i have to study chemistry like a fucking nerd
LISTENING TO THE POLICE SCANNER
THE ALERT ISN'T FAKE, THE 'FALSE ALARM' CLAIM IS THE REAL FALSE ALARM
THE THREAT IS STILL REAL
I REPEAT THE BALLISTIC MISSILE IS STILL INCOMING
There's gonna be a war with NK and such "mistakes" is a mean of conditioning populace into it.
>burning mutts
Go eat some potassium metal.
>Implying Kim doesn't have an insider and trying to stir up a cry wolf scenario to up his K/D ratio
>disqus comment section
at least america is worth getting nuked. You dumb leafs have nothing worth destroying since you're already destroying yourselves.
whiter than you muhammad
Be the change you want to see in the world
If only it were actually possible to fire a state employee...
Bit worrysome that they claimed it was false on Twitter and that this calmed the hawaiians
They seriously rely on TWITTER to call off a state-wide emergency threat?
Kek, police are still freaking out. It's ok guys, calm down.
Hawaii Emergency Management Agency confirming no missile threat.
Apparently the rumor going around the internet is that it was supposed to be a drill message and someone fucked up and sent the THIS IS NOT A DRILL version by mistake. No confirmation of that rumor yet.
Something obviously happened lads, that alert doesnt just (((mistakenly))) get released. They neutralized the threat and now theyre backtracking saying it was a false alarm
This.
You're on missile alert and you check fucking twitter before seeking shelter?
Deserve to die.
Perfect time to fire a missile at the US!!!
>We have our best man on the case
>ICBM headed to Hawaii
>intercepted
Unlikely but possible, a SM-3 may have intercepted it. But that would have been terminal or extremely, extremely lucky. Miracle levels.
If it's false alarm often enough and also not a drill i think chances are actually higher that people start to ignore it, even when it eventually is real.
>burning mutts
You can find plenty mutt people in your country. You just need to fry them alive.
DID HAWAI DIED?
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>a fucking leaf
Norad now saying it was possible a hack. Just what we fucking need.
>Run a drill
>Put THIS IS NOT A DRILL at the end
My sides have wew'd
hawaii user here this is nothing, i just went back to sleep