Croatia =/= shithole

to prove that Croatia is not a shithole after Burgeristan president Drumpf made racist comments against us nonwhite people, Ill list just a few accomplishments of Croatia

>money and high purchasing power
>birthplace of famous inventor
>was a solid empire in middle ages
>gay rights
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>some people ride bikes to work
>praised by Nietzsche for its peoples musical achievements in Ecce Homos
>hs produkt vhs 2
>strong and predictable economy
>importing cars from Portugal
>white & European
>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot
>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
>low unemployment
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
>army uses homemade tanks
>industry based on exports and not on imports
>people wear modern clothes
>most people have smartphones

jokes aside, someone pls take me out of this jobless shithole...

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> jokes aside, someone pls take me out of this jobless shithole...

If you are the cutie in the photo user, I'll definitely consider it.

why are bosnians so much whiter than cr*ats?

last time I checked she lives in sweden

You are not a real croat
Neck yourself faggot

If you've had a war on your home soil, you are by definition a shithole. Trump didn't say anything about race, unfortunately, still would have been valid.

Crocop is a faggot who couldn't learn anything but how to fight sideshow freaks in Pride

>>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot
You ustasha always mention this I anticipated it even before I actually read it

>tfw croation-american

they are?

>he didnt have soil war...wait a sec, he actually did

he fought fedor and big nog, give him a break

nice! Cleveland are?

careful with the "U" word, they'll automatically assume you're a serb

so almost 6% Croatian?

If that's what your women look like please ship them over here by the truck load for my hare-, I mean, for their freedom and opportunities.

No shit my family is from akron/youngstown/cleveland. I ended up in The Peoples State of Chicago unfortunately.

Grandfather spoke fluent croation, but refused to talk to the kids in it so they assimilated better. We still have baklava during christmas though.

You have to help their brothers get a job and papers first before that.

This pasta is so old it has mold growing on it.

So many chetnik spies here.
You amermutts and leafs are getting overrun by shitskins.
Also we are practically ethnostate, suck it up eagle faggots

Would be a nice ethnostate if we had guns and weren't sold of to the EUSSR.

Fucking socialist bueraucrats changed from YU to EU.

>accomplishment
>everyone having a smartphone

Always wanted to visit Croatia, so you're alright in my book

Are you femanon? I need a wife and would be fine with a Croat.

>Would be a nice ethnostate if we had guns and weren't sold of to the EUSSR

AND HAD SOME LOW TAX JOBS OR JOBS AT ALL AND LESS FULL BLOWN CORRUPTION, yeah would be nice but long live the ethnostate wateva

they have smarphones in america? how common are there? everyone has them in croatia btw.

>I ended up in The Peoples State of Chicago unfortunately.

oh shit!

So... you have a sister?

Aren't Croatians white tho?

Eu is only good if we get invaded by our "friends" from east.
Ethnic cleansing of gypsies and serbs and bringing back NDH should be our end goal.
We could expand on agriculture by reclaiming our lost bosnian land.

FUCK, that's a fine woman.

shithole confirmed

dream on

>fine woman

>brown
>dresses like shit
>drinks bacardy breezer

fck nigs, fck roosh

>gay rights
what gay rights? Croatians voted like 65% against gay marriage, the exact opposite of Ausfaggia

>burger meme

not real

...

I still love my bearded orthodox friends

>French tourists

Yeah , but how many niggers and muzfilth do you have?

If you have to defend your shithole country from being a shithole it's probably a shithole

No i'm not selling her to you.
Besides she'd probably smash your skull with a hammer or something.
I'm simply advizing you how to keep the one you want to date hooked.

Yep. Croatia needs a proper Libertarian-Nationalist party.

Nah at most well get Herzegovina and Central Bosnia back.
North-West area along the Una river after cleansing the muslims.

And finally if we want western Bosnia back we can do so peacefully by buying the land dirt cheap from the Serbs anyway.

Bring back ustase then come back

Just as an aside, Bush promised open immigration for Poles into the US if Poland backed the ZOG in the war against Iraq. Like a dick headed backstabber, he renegged. If I had my way, the US would have open borders for any White person, including you. Do I have a reason? Yes, to further secure the White man's hold on North America and because I like the way you and the Serbs get into fights on soccer fields in Chicago. It livens up my newsreading.

>posts a shitpost made by the owner of a gay-club who tricked nogs into attending a gay strip-tease bar

>hand-rubbing intensifies

l-love you too senpai

>No i'm not selling her to you.
>And finally if we want western Bosnia back we can do so peacefully by buying the land dirt cheap from the Serbs anyway.
gib your sister and in return you can get the land in western bosnia. i think that's a fair deal

I like you guys
I like all southern slavs, maybe except bosniaks. Croats the most because... well we always were on "one boat" in most of the time, especially in that one time in history.
Keep being good

90% of us voted against gay marriage and ensured to put that clause into our constitution.

>not a single woman in sight
>the only ''woman'' in that bar was a swedish trans dude

I'll sell you an Ukrainian woman instead.
She's at least orthodox.

It was 65% actually but most of us were too lazy to get out and vote and im assumming every faggot, and index.hr reader went to polling place.
And im proud of my country erradicating faggot degeneracy

>I'll sell you an Ukrainian woman instead.
no, i want a croat waifu, not some AIDS ridden whore

I spent the past hour arguing against a bunch of Croats on a thread on Sup Forums. Croatia is at least 20 times better than muttland and i'd help a Croat over a fucking mutt any day.

B-buh my glowing Serbs!
How else am i'm supposed to decorate my Vrbe?

This.
I'll make sure to supply you with bullets and fuel when you re-take Kosovo.

As long as there is a single Herzegovian Croat walking around free and not in chains as slaves we will be a shithole.

>I spent the past hour arguing against a bunch of Croats on a thread on Sup Forums.
which one, care to link it?

kek

I was the guy with the NazBol flag.
And i hope you get to retake Mostar one day, but not before we get Republika Srpska :^)

them pants tho

So according to you.
>Croatia invented VHS video
Get out of here

why you know all that ?
You where that with your sister and mom.

Hell I've never meet a Croatian but if these two are any indication of what they are like then bring them all on

>why you know all that ?

Because i was the security guard that took the ticket fees for them to enter that sausagefest.

>nogs paid 30$ just to enter a fucking gay bar

>Yep. Croatia needs a proper Libertarian-Nationalist party.

wanna join zivizid with me?

>the US would have open borders for any White person, including you.

bring me in burger friend, Ill be nice, you could profit, I could profit

>As long as there is a single Herzegovian Croat walking around free and not in chains as slaves we will be a shithole.

this guy gets it, krkandija is a serious problem, not the only problem doe.

why do you hate us so much..

>wanna join zivizid with me?

You mean the party that doesn't know if they want to be Ustaše or Yugo-nostalgic communists?

No.

We need our own party with blackjack and hookers.
Hopefully i'll earn enough money to start it.

Fuck off shitters.

>why do you hate us so much..

not in a way you think, Im part kamenjar...kamenjars have many qualities we can take (like stoicism, working hard and taking noones shit) but they brought in corruption and primitivism and Im not saying this as a leftists snob. heck, I respect you guys very much but we should better outselves.

>the party that doesn't know if they want to be Ustaše or Yugo-nostalgic communists?

literally wat? they stopped the inheritence act...

>another shitter

>zivizid

the are most definetly patriots, I know some people from there, all solid patriotic dudes but not in a krkan hdz way. I dont get your impression that they are a leftist party?

POTUS=TRUMP.

RESPECT YOUR LEADERS

fucking prole.

Your country is a shithole. Fuck off nigger.

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And if you are a Swede who writes about Sweden disrespectfully you will cease to do so immediately. You do not have the balls to stand up for your opinions in real life. I am bigger, stronger, smarter and more attractive than you ever will be. So if you keep writing like you do I will come to your home and if there is a woman there, whether it is your girlfriend, sister or mother I will lift her up into my strong arms and carry her to your bed. Then I will gently take her clothes off and lay her down on her side while I spoon up against her back. Then I will insert my big thick Persian cock into her tight little wet pussy while simultaneously reaching around and stimulating her clitoris with my fingers. Then I will make love to her nice and slowly until she orgasms so hard that her toes curl up and her eyes roll back as she squeals in delightful pleasure from every thrust I give her. And as I slowly stretch her out more than she has ever been stretched out before and she climaxes more intensely than what she thought was possible I will release a huge load of my warm and gooey baby batter deep inside her, which will impregnate her and nine months later she will give birth to an amazing child with much superior genetics to you. This child will then always be a reminder of your failure to take my advice and love your country and all of its people.

Neck ties are retarded. Fuck you croatia. Why would I put something someone can strange me with around my neck?

more like

>school system so undeveloped they are teaching like we're in 1990, undeveloped classrooms
>food industry so undeveloped there is no quality food, difference between Coke filled in CRO vs Coke filled in DE is like water vs diharrea,imported rat-mixed meat from brazil
>people so poor they spend $5 on pizzas only during celebration (birthday party)
>websites ran by ((( them ))) reporting only about war from '91 and braindead celebrities
>TV has no educational content only Turkish tv shows
>people so braindead that one thing they manage to understand (from 1990 tech) gets imprinted into their retinas and if you try to show them the modern world you will be called a retard
>people so braindead they beg for ((( them ))) to pour the propaganda into their brains (just buy 24 sata )
>real-estate industry is so undeveloped even a $1 million apartment/house looks like its from 1990, basically tourist baits in Opatija are only 5x overpriced real-estate worth buying.
>99% of websites don't even support PayPal payment

i could go on, even with $8 million net worth I can't escape this shithole.

>>was a solid empire in middle ages
EMPIRE HUH

Also this
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
That`s only because of Agrokor which is a failed company in massive debts so enjoy while it lasts.

>WE WUZ

>>people wear modern clothes
>>most people have smartphones
ahahahhahah nice accomplishments lad

I’m a Croat and I respect the Serbs far more than gay communist infected Croats like OP.

How’s Northeastern Ohio?
t. Former clevelander

fuck off ustasha were chetniks leave us alone and we wont over-run dubrovnik like last time (we took ur shit in a matter of seconds) Im all for burying the hatchet my wife is croatian but not an ustasha....we really have no legit reason to fight each other...the muslims on the other hand

You dont know what the fuck are you even saying you obesse mongol

gommie detected

Blacked then

>>gay rights
So in fact you're a shithole like the rest of us

Do Croats have deaf women? If so can i meet her?

>t. Deaf

What's wrong with american deaf qts?

"A Serbian court on Thursday rehabilitated World War Two royalist commander and convicted Nazi collaborator Dragoljub ‘Draza’ Mihailovic, a move condemned by neighboring Croatia as comparable to forgiving Hitler. "
reuters.com/article/us-serbia-court-wwii/serbia-rehabilitates-wwii-royalist-killed-for-collaborating-with-nazis-idUSKBN0NZ1DY20150514

>Do Croats have deaf women?

yes...as do americans. the OP girl is a qty doe.

hang yourself

What is this I don't even.
Somebody post that picture of split where none of the powerlines are yet underground. Absolutely 3rd world. But if you want to attract niggers to fuck your women then sure

niggers----->Croatia
There's gibs, there's whores, there's that Zagreb shithole where you can feel like home, start establishing ghettos and shit

...

>disrespecting homemade memers

go suck a dick cuck janez

Soon Serbia and Croatia will be united again as part of the Kingdom of Hungary!

We welcome you back, our self-hating Hungarian brothers!

>A FUCKING TABLECLOTH

>janez talking about shitholes

BE glad you get to live around your own people.
All the money in America could never buy that.

Your description made me laugh and I feel warm inside now user.You cheeky fucker. Have a (you)

>the OP girl is a qty doe
she's average

>want to stay home and shitpost
>end up going out anyway
Why do I do this always? Am I normie?

Do we need to go over this again?

>Grandfather spoke fluent croation, but refused to talk to the kids in it so they assimilated better.
Your grandfather is a piece of shit

Northern Serbs are unironically self-hating Hungarians lol.

Why don't you give Hungarians their rightful clay then?